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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 02:35:32


At 6/17/03 02:06 AM, Saggi wrote:
gets up goes up to painbringer takes phaser right before telling him he'll get it back and pushing him backdown manhole

*Closes manhole lid - Pulls out remote and types in code - Phaser makes loud beep and self destructs causing huge antimatter explosion that vapourises Saggi and a few city blocks*


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 02:53:12


*goes behind a tree and lays down"
damn im tired im going to take a nap
*goes to sleep*
*zzzzzzzz*


You lost your way and now you find you gave up your life you surrender your mind you arent who you wanted to be your just a reflection of society

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 08:22:45


At 6/17/03 02:53 AM, WastedRat wrote: *goes behind a tree and lays down"
damn im tired im going to take a nap
*goes to sleep*
*zzzzzzzz*

*feels tempted to steal wastedrat's wallet*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 09:34:17


At 6/17/03 08:22 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/17/03 02:53 AM, WastedRat wrote: *goes behind a tree and lays down"
damn im tired im going to take a nap
*goes to sleep*
*zzzzzzzz*
*feels tempted to steal wastedrat's wallet*

*uses ESP to communicate with Anime_Goddess* Don't bother. WastedRat has no cash and his credit cards are past their credit limits.


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 09:40:36


At 6/17/03 09:34 AM, mr_trivia wrote: *uses ESP to communicate with Anime_Goddess* Don't bother. WastedRat has no cash and his credit cards are past their credit limits.

*looks around* wha..? Who's there? Who's talking to me? Are you.. are you muh conscience? No.. wait.. I must be hearing things...

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 09:54:23


*still looking around for his gerbils*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 10:03:32


At 6/17/03 09:54 AM, Azerith wrote: *still looking around for his gerbils*

Ohh.. I left them at GodSmacker's house..

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 11:16:11


At 6/17/03 09:54 AM, Azerith wrote: *still looking around for his gerbils*

I found one in my trash can.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 11:24:19


At 6/17/03 09:54 AM, Azerith wrote: *still looking around for his gerbils*

*pulls Azerith's gerbils out of sub-space* How did they get in there?


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 12:18:04


At 6/17/03 11:24 AM, mr_trivia wrote:
At 6/17/03 09:54 AM, Azerith wrote: *still looking around for his gerbils*
*pulls Azerith's gerbils out of sub-space* How did they get in there?

Hehehe...

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 12:20:21


*time/space rift opens, ShadowOdLenin walks through*

I have returned from the world of clocks, while there I encountered many mysterious things, Battery clocks, potato clocks, alarm clocks and um, are these your gerbils?


Failgrounds.

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 12:28:01


At 6/17/03 12:20 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: *time/space rift opens, ShadowOdLenin walks through*

I have returned from the world of clocks, while there I encountered many mysterious things, Battery clocks, potato clocks, alarm clocks and um, are these your gerbils?

*Punches a gerbil*

Did you kill any Clocks?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 12:29:57


*checks in and drinks a glas of wine*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 12:31:34


At 6/17/03 12:29 PM, KoRnFreakeR wrote: *checks in and drinks a glas of wine*

That's not wine! That's gerbil piss!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 12:34:31


At 6/17/03 12:28 PM, FreezeMan_Ice wrote:
*Punches a gerbil*

Did you kill any Clocks?

*Throws a gerbil at wall*

Yes, I destroyed the infidels who did now worship the pie.


Failgrounds.

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 12:37:07


*looks up at the ceiling to find gerbil poops stuck there*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 12:37:23


At 6/17/03 12:34 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:
At 6/17/03 12:28 PM, FreezeMan_Ice wrote:
*Punches a gerbil*

Did you kill any Clocks?
*Throws a gerbil at wall*

Yes, I destroyed the infidels who did now worship the pie.

*PETA and ASPCA gang up on FreezeMan_Ice and TheShadowOfLenin*


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Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 12:41:53


At 6/17/03 12:37 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *PETA and ASPCA gang up on FreezeMan_Ice and TheShadowOfLenin*

*bakes remaining gerbils in a pie, then eats it*

Sorry, what was that?


Failgrounds.

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 12:45:45


*stops drinking*

*throws it away*

thanks for telling me that it was not wine

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 12:54:29


At 6/17/03 12:45 PM, KoRnFreakeR wrote: thanks for telling me that it was not wine

*grins at Marc and offers him champagne* i swear it isn't gerbil piss

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 12:57:08


At 6/17/03 12:54 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *grins at Marc and offers him champagne* i swear it isn't gerbil piss

Thank you :) You can have a glass too

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 13:00:03


At 6/17/03 12:57 PM, KoRnFreakeR wrote: Thank you :) You can have a glass too

*studies the champagne carefully and takes a sip*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 13:04:25


This champagne is okay :)

*takes out a pack of chocolate* do you want some?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 13:06:45


At 6/17/03 01:04 PM, KoRnFreakeR wrote: *takes out a pack of chocolate* do you want some?

uhh.. it's not gerbil poop, right?
*takes one and feeds it to a cat*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 13:10:29


*sets something on fire*
*walks away*
*sets something else on fire*
*walks away again*
*sets more stuff on fire*
.....


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 13:16:49


At 6/17/03 01:06 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
uhh.. it's not gerbil poop, right?
*takes one and feeds it to a cat*

*Cat is vaporised by the power of the seven pies before the chocolate can take effect*


Failgrounds.

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 13:20:14


At 6/17/03 01:16 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: *Cat is vaporised by the power of the seven pies before the chocolate can take effect*

*offers theshadowoflenin chocolate*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 13:23:23


At 6/17/03 01:20 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
*offers theshadowoflenin chocolate*

God, it's always the same "if the cat is mysteriously vapourised than feed it to the immortal guy".
Oh well.....
*reluctantly accepts*


Failgrounds.

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 13:40:40


*enter game* don't want chocolate

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-17 13:50:05


*sets chocolate on fire*


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