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At 10/24/07 12:13 AM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote:

At 10/24/07 12:11 AM, placeboelectra wrote:

At 10/24/07 12:09 AM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: omg I have a black guy on cam holy shit

This is the part where you go along with it for a few minutes then tell him you are with the FBI.

lol ok I'll post what happens

I was the N(word)Chiklay so I got a lot of messages

oh god this was odd...

...athickcockman: asl
Hotnhorny8544: 20/f/canada
...athickcockman: 22 m usa what do u look like
Hotnhorny8544: Thin body with flowing black hair and dark hazel eyes
Hotnhorny8544: wanna cyber?
...athickcockman: love to
Hotnhorny8544: u start
...athickcockman: what are you wearing hun
Hotnhorny8544: a short pink skirt and a tite white top
Hotnhorny8544: you there baby?
...athickcockman: yeah hun sorry
...athickcockman: im going to start lickin that %%%%% real nice
Hotnhorny8544: i take off my top to reveal two lucious and perfect breasts
...athickcockman: licking up and down sucking on your clit....reaching up and pinching your hard nipples
Hotnhorny8544: a 12 inch penis falls out from inside my pussy!
...athickcockman: stretching you pounding you harder and harder
Hotnhorny8544: wow your not running...well i am!

hrnyblkm18: hey sexy
13yroldgirl: hi
hrnyblkm18: asl baby
hrnyblkm18: ?
13yroldgirl: 13/f
hrnyblkm18: from us?
13yroldgirl: yeah
hrnyblkm18: oook
hrnyblkm18: im 18 tho
hrnyblkm18: from nj
hrnyblkm18: too old?
13yroldgirl: no
13yroldgirl: not to any criminal it wouldnt matter
13yroldgirl: but to the long arm of the law it would
13yroldgirl: I am 34 sir
13yroldgirl: I work with dateline NBC
hrnyblkm18 has left.

Why the hell do they keep leaving when it starts to get good?

italian_stallion: so do you actually get guys respoding to your "im horny" plea??
italian_stallion: not that its not hot, your just so young it would make me feel creepy
13yroldgirl: yeah
italian_stallion: like, older guys?
13yroldgirl: how old?
italian_stallion: im 20
13yroldgirl: yeah
italian_stallion: wow...you must be REALLY hot
13yroldgirl: Im very hot
italian_stallion: huh...well good for you
italian_stallion: young, hot, and horny...thats a tempting combo
13yroldgirl: oh really
13yroldgirl: well let me tell you something
13yroldgirl: I am not 13
13yroldgirl: in fact I am a 34 year old undercover police officer assigned to this chatroom
13yroldgirl: to bust sexual predators
italian_stallion: see, even though i dont think thats true, that is the reason i say that its weird that guys hit on something like that
13yroldgirl: I suggest you get a lawyer
13yroldgirl: We are tracing your IP as you keep this conversation going
italian_stallion: haha, oh? ive done nothing wrong.
13yroldgirl: You attempted to solicitate a minor for sex sir
italian_stallion: haha, excuse me? when did i try to solicitate you?
italian_stallion: if you'll go back and read, i specifically said that was creepy
13yroldgirl: and then you proceeded to lure me into cyber
13yroldgirl: possibly to meet
italian_stallion: hahaha
italian_stallion: i dont see how i was "luring" you into anything
13yroldgirl: you will recieve a court citation within the next three days
13yroldgirl: failure to appear in court will result in jailtime
italian_stallion: i'll be waiting. whats my address??
13yroldgirl: we are still tracking your ip
13yroldgirl: readying the tazors
italian_stallion: haha
13yroldgirl: WE ARE CHARGIN OUR LAWZORRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZ
13yroldgirl: ITS OVER
13yroldgirl: WERE OUTSIDE UR TRAILERS
13yroldgirl: READYIN OUR GUNZ
italian_stallion: so im guessin two or three like 16 guys, bored with nothing else to do?
13yroldgirl: NG
13yroldgirl: BITCH
13yroldgirl: IM GONNA POST THIS ON NG SO EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR SN AND WHAT A PEDO YOUARE
13yroldgirl: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post/reply /698354
italian_stallion: well, have some fun
13yroldgirl: bahahahha
13yroldgirl: go eat your dads shit
13yroldgirl: we is done
italian_stallion: haha, fags

At 10/24/07 12:15 AM, Chiklay4 wrote: I was the N(word)Chiklay so I got a lot of messages

I was BigTittyNickie, lul. I changed names after accidentaly closing the tab.

As for the Horny Nigra, after I told him I was an fbi agent and that I reported his IP he immideately logged off.

oh that last one made me laugh so hard

soz for double post but this one is great!!

Hotn15: hi asl
...joey: 18 male MN
Hotn15: 15/fem/canada
Hotn15: wanna cyber?
...joey: yeah, do you like role play?
Hotn15: mm maybe
Hotn15: long as you'd like to do whatever you say to me in reality...just a sexual thing
...joey: hmm...
...joey: what do you look like?
Hotn15: i've got flowing black hair a thin body and hazel eyes...you?
...joey: I'm 160 lbs 5'10" athletic brown hair and hazel eyes
Hotn15: oh and as for weight i'm 112
Hotn15: and 5'5"
...joey: hmm I could pick you up and %%%% you up against the wall
Hotn15: um whats with the censor?
...joey: f
...joey: u
...joey: c
...joey: k
Hotn15: oh ok then
...joey: I'll just write f from now on
Hotn15: alright
Hotn15: I walk seductively over to you
Hotn15: and then lure you towards me
...joey: I'm sitting on a chair with my jeans on and a black t-shirt
Hotn15: mmm
Hotn15: "come on sexy"
...joey: I'm looking at you wanting to touch your body...
Hotn15: oohh do you really?
...joey: yeah, i want to strip you slowly and kiss your body from top to bottom
...joey: what are you wearing so I can take it off
Hotn15: oohh
Hotn15: a tight little top and a short dark skirt
...joey: and you underwear
Hotn15: oh no
Hotn15: not underwear
...joey: none
Hotn15: none at all
...joey: okay... then I want to be flashed before we begin... sit down and let me see your pu ssy up under your dress
Hotn15: oooohhh ok
Hotn15: I slowly sit down and pull up my skirt revealing what you've always wanted
Hotn15: of course you want that though...i can see it in your eyes
...joey: hmm... what a nice %%%%%
Hotn15: yes a great 12 inch penis!!!!11111!1!!!

I scared the shit out of some guy when I gave him the number to our local police station and he thought he was calling for phonesex. Notice he left in a hurry.

male_for_phone_sex: hey
male_for_phone_sex: hottie
hornywhore4phonesex: Hi
male_for_phone_sex: u want to call me
hornywhore4phonesex: No you can call me though
male_for_phone_sex: do u got msn
male_for_phone_sex: i will show u my dic k
male_for_phone_sex: DO U HAVE MSN
hornywhore4phonesex: no I dont
male_for_phone_sex: CALL ME IAM ALONE
hornywhore4phonesex: no I dont have long distance
hornywhore4phonesex: so you call here
male_for_phone_sex: OK WATS UR NUMBER
hornywhore4phonesex: (NUMBER REMOVED)
male_for_phone_sex: OK WAT WE GONNA TALK ABOUT
hornywhore4phonesex: We will have phonesex
hornywhore4phonesex: So call right now
male_for_phone_sex: can u moan for me
hornywhore4phonesex: Yes hurry up dammit before I change my mind
male_for_phone_sex: who was that
hornywhore4phonesex: What do you mean? Did someone else pick up?
male_for_phone_sex: ya
male_for_phone_sex: who was it
hornywhore4phonesex: It was another police officer working with me in the sting we have going on in this chatroom
hornywhore4phonesex: You come here often sir?
hornywhore4phonesex: You don't have to answer,just be aware you will receive a citation for court within the next few days for soliciting sex from a minor
male_for_phone_sex: y does ur thing says hornywhore4phonesex
hornywhore4phonesex: As I have explained,we are running a sting in this chatroom and everyone involved attempting to meet/communicate with a minor about sex will be placed in police custody I suggest you not argue with me sir and get a lawyer
male_for_phone_sex: iam really sorry
hornywhore4phonesex: It's too late now,no more arguements from you tonite sir you will receive a summons within the next three days,now I suggest you leave this room right now
male_for_phone_sex has left.

here's mine. I am A, and the pedo is B. he actually went along with it for a little bit.

B> wanna play, sxy?
A>yea. cyber?
B>yep! you make the scene, and it comes alive.
A>k. were in a bathroom stall in the back of a resturaunt. we gotta stay quiet.
A>handicapped stall
B>lots of room...
B>I press you against the door, kissing you passionetly as I unbutton your blouse.
A> I feel down your shirt, touching your abs. they are smooth and chiseled.
B>I finally open your blouse, then pull your bra cups under your breasts. I hungrilly begin to suck at your nipples. they harden in my mouth.
A>I let out a soft moan, but try to stay quiet. I can't control the noises I make.
B> my %%%%% is throbbing in my pants, and I lust for you. our two tounges link together in passion.
B> my hands reach down your short skirt, feeling your mound. I feel softness and wetness.
A> I lean in, and whisper softly in your ear " I wanna shit in your chest.

sorry for stealing your idea, duffi.

A> I bend you over, pull out a strap-on and stick it in your pooper.

this is where he goes with it sort of.

B> wow. I bend you over and ram your head it in the toilet.
B> FLUSH!
A> I bitch slap you and you fall on the floor. I squat over your face, and pee in your mouth

B has left.

A> awww it was getting fun...

wow, this is hilarious.

When you get a phone number it's an instant win.

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Guest_86886: hey babe cyber
Horny_Gurl: sup
Guest_86886: ASL
Horny_Gurl: 15/f/LA
Guest_86886: what you looking for on here tonight
Guest_86886: ?
Horny_Gurl: cyber
Guest_86886: me too
Horny_Gurl: let's go
Guest_86886: you wana do it on here or over the phone?
Horny_Gurl: here
Horny_Gurl: wait
Horny_Gurl: phone
Guest_86886: ok my number is 270-293-7843
Guest_86886: whats yours
Horny_Gurl: hold on
Horny_Gurl: I never give mine out so I have to look
Horny_Gurl: shit
Horny_Gurl: I lost my phone
Horny_Gurl: let's just go here
Guest_86886: ahh I was looking forward to hearing yoru voice
Guest_86886: its cool tough
Horny_Gurl: I stand in the bedroom with nothing but a thong on
Guest_86886: i take it off with my teeth and my lips brush against your %%%%%
Horny_Gurl: I rub my hands all over my chest
Guest_86886: i lick your niples and give them a soft bite, how big are they
Horny_Gurl: I bite your nipples back
Horny_Gurl: wait
Guest_86886: i go down and give you a long lick up your %%%%% and stop on your clit
Guest_86886: wait what
Horny_Gurl: Oh I wish I had a clit
Horny_Gurl: I got rid of it years ago
Horny_Gurl: worst decision of my life
Guest_86886: so then horny_gurl is kina disleading
Horny_Gurl: So then I rape you up the ass
Horny_Gurl: I shove my unlubed throbbing cock up your virgin asshole
Horny_Gurl: And make you lick the feces off
Horny_Gurl: ?
Guest_86886: yea not so much
Horny_Gurl: Then I continue to fuck you
Horny_Gurl: hardcore up the ass
Horny_Gurl: I take a nearbye tube and shove it up there
Horny_Gurl: I grab the rat running by and shove it up your ass
Horny_Gurl: Let him nibble on your asshole
Horny_Gurl: hello?
Horny_Gurl: is something wrong?

More fun.

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hotguy15: hi
hotguy15: asl
Horny_Gurl: 45/m/your nearest playground
hotguy15: cool
hotguy15: u bi
Horny_Gurl: ZOMGWTFBBQIRAPELITTLEKIDS

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Guest_49580: hello girl
Horny_Gurl: hey
Guest_49580: do you want hot chatting
Horny_Gurl: NOW!
Guest_49580: yes
Horny_Gurl: I STICK MY MEAT STICK UP YOUR ASS
Guest_49580: have you msn
Horny_Gurl: AND EJACULATE CONTINUOUSLY UNTIL YOUR STOMACH RUPTURES
Horny_Gurl: THEN I WHIP MY SECOND COCK OUT AND DOUBLE SCREW YOUR TIGHT HOLE!
Guest_49580 has left.

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Stone_Cold_Steve_Austin: i have a huge dick
Stone_Cold_Steve_Austin: suck it
Horny_Gurl: Suck mine first
Horny_Gurl: I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Stone_Cold_Steve_Austin has left.

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These last two are a little weird. The first one turned into a semi-weird conversation, while the second is just me proving the idiocy of some dickhead.

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RaZrEdGe: hey..
RaZrEdGe: im horny too...
Horny_Gurl: Too bad I just blew my load into a cup
RaZrEdGe: lol.....
RaZrEdGe: but why into a cup?
Horny_Gurl: Have you never jizzed into a cup in your life?
RaZrEdGe: nope..
Horny_Gurl: weirdo
Horny_Gurl: O.o
RaZrEdGe: i always do it in my subwoofer..
Horny_Gurl: rofl
RaZrEdGe: hehehe!

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cdnguy: hi there
Horny_Gurl: hey there sexy
cdnguy: how r u?
Horny_Gurl: horny
cdnguy: wutcha doing htere?
Horny_Gurl: there
Horny_Gurl: you idiot
Horny_Gurl: there implies that I am somewhere else
cdnguy: hahaaa...
Horny_Gurl: not right fucking here you dipshit
cdnguy: yeahyeah....
Horny_Gurl: what kind of highschool dropout are you anyway
Horny_Gurl: there is this new thing called grammar
cdnguy: no way...
Horny_Gurl: or maybe you're too busy beating your meat to realise that you are killing the english language
cdnguy: duh....wuts that???
cdnguy: yes that's it...
cdnguy: how did U guess??
Horny_Gurl: and now, in your feeble attempts to be clever you prove your idiocy even more
cdnguy: that's rite.....your a smart cookie...
Horny_Gurl: No shit sherlock
Horny_Gurl: I just proved that you're a complete imbecile with the analysis of a single sentence
Horny_Gurl: God forbid I contemplate the disgrace of an entire paragraph
Horny_Gurl: I'm not even sure if anything you write can be considered a sentence
Horny_Gurl: The keyboard does have this new feature you know
Horny_Gurl: It's called the shift key
Horny_Gurl: It allows you to capitalize the first letter of the first word in a sentence

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And so ends my cyber galavanting for tonight. This is always fun when you have to kill some time.

I'm still waiting for a robe and wizard hat reference.

This guy did nothing but lol'd at me.

RAPEYOUHARD: class name wanna chat ? ? ?
RAPEYOUHARD: ?
RAPEYOUHARD: 23/m/uk
Pantyless: Pardon?
RAPEYOUHARD: cool
RAPEYOUHARD: name
RAPEYOUHARD: fancy a chat /
RAPEYOUHARD: ?
Pantyless: Sure
RAPEYOUHARD: cool
RAPEYOUHARD: asl >?
Pantyless: I'm being bombarded with windows.
Pantyless: 10/f/uk
RAPEYOUHARD: lol
RAPEYOUHARD: are you hrny?
Pantyless: I am for a 10 year old.
Pantyless: Wanna see my horny face?
RAPEYOUHARD: ok
RAPEYOUHARD: ....
Pantyless: Yes.No?
RAPEYOUHARD: k
Pantyless: Dear god man
RAPEYOUHARD: ?
Pantyless: I clearly stated I was 10 years old
Pantyless: And you still persist in seeing my "Horny Face"
RAPEYOUHARD: sry tyo young
Pantyless: Well that's good cause i'm a paedophile.
RAPEYOUHARD: ok
RAPEYOUHARD: im sorta not
Pantyless: Want to see my wang?
RAPEYOUHARD: whats that
Pantyless: I drew a smily face on it
Pantyless: It's winking!
RAPEYOUHARD: lol
RAPEYOUHARD: asl
Pantyless: 100/shemale/under your chair
RAPEYOUHARD: lol
Pantyless: You gonna rape me, hard?
Pantyless: I'm a frail old woman!
Pantyless: You'll break my vagina
RAPEYOUHARD: lol
Pantyless: I can't get wet anymore just so you know
Pantyless: All my juices dried up
Pantyless: About 40 years ago
RAPEYOUHARD: i wanna but your to young
Pantyless: How old are you, 500?
RAPEYOUHARD: 23
Pantyless: My clit is like a raisen
RAPEYOUHARD: lol
RAPEYOUHARD: i wanna see
Pantyless: I need to spit on it so it doesn't completely dry up
Pantyless: I would show you it but it fell off.
RAPEYOUHARD: lol
Pantyless: Back to the smily face on my penis
RAPEYOUHARD: your crazy
Pantyless: I drew this is perminate marker...
Pantyless: Oh dear..
Pantyless: I'll need a good blow to get this off
Pantyless: What's that, you offering?
Pantyless: I eat babies.
RAPEYOUHARD: lol
RAPEYOUHARD has left.

At 5/7/07 06:09 PM, Monkey-Boy wrote:

At 5/7/07 06:08 PM, sonicmega wrote:

Hornygrl81: www.omgwow.com

It actually http://www.wowomg.com

I am now scarred for life..

Im Hornyand12

Beatboxagent: asl?
Hornyand12: 12/female/holland
Beatboxagent: 20/m/usa
Hornyand12: what you wanna do?
Beatboxagent: lets cyber
Hornyand12: Dude, I sayd i was 12 and you want to cyber? Your a fucking pedo.
Beatboxagent: yea so?

Wow :O

This program keeps me out of boredom on long nights.

Thank you Parachat!

Guest_95298: hi i am 13 too
Guest_95298: what is your sickest fantasy
13yroldgirl: Dragging a knife across someones throat
13yroldgirl: Ripping their neck open and eating the meat inside
Guest_95298: wow
Guest_95298: dirty girl
Guest_95298: i ment sex fantasy
13yroldgirl: Decapitating people is my sexual fantasy
Guest_95298: ok would you rather have sex with a dog or a baby girl
13yroldgirl: I would not have sex with either,but I would disembowel a baby girl
Guest_95298: k
Guest_95298: what are you wearing
13yroldgirl: Black gloves,a sphaghettio stained white tshirt,and crap stained panties
Guest_95298: are you wet
13yroldgirl: Yes I am wet with menstrual juices
Guest_95298: i want to fuck my baby sister
Guest_95298: i have her here on my lap all to myself
13yroldgirl: Yeah then what?
Guest_95298: what do u mean?
13yroldgirl: Then what are you gonna do?
Guest_95298: after i fuck her?
13yroldgirl: yeah
Guest_95298: stick my fingers in her bloody slit and them put them in her mouth
13yroldgirl: why would it be bloody?
Guest_95298: cos she is 2 years old
13yroldgirl: 0_0
13yroldgirl: Wow you are a sick f uck
13yroldgirl: Why don't you have a seat
13yroldgirl: Im chris hansen
Guest_95298: i thought you said u were a irl
13yroldgirl: I am Chris Hansen
Guest_95298: whos that
13yroldgirl: And you will be arrested
Guest_95298: what for
13yroldgirl: Doing sexual things to a minor
13yroldgirl: You are a pedo
Guest_95298: i said i was gunna
Guest_95298: i was role playing
Guest_95298: sick fantasies i dont even have a little sister
13yroldgirl: Imma send my men down there right now
13yroldgirl: and have you arrested
13yroldgirl: hows that for role playing
13yroldgirl: ITS ALL OVER FOR YOU
13yroldgirl: IMMA CHARGIN MUH LAWZORS
Guest_95298: are u a cop
13yroldgirl: god you're retarded
13yroldgirl: go choke on black penis

Guest_95298: i want to fuck my baby sister
Guest_95298: i have her here on my lap all to myself
Guest_95298: stick my fingers in her bloody slit and them put them in her mouth
Guest_95298: cos she is 2 years old

WOW, what a sick mother fucker!

Best way to get some lulz, eh?

If you're gonna bump a month old thread I suggest you go in there and bring back some more LAWLZ.

this thread is stilll alive!??!!? WOW

Stop.

At 5/7/07 05:04 PM, Worthless-Wisdom wrote: Big_Dick_Mike

What a champion.

mike got PWND

this is the best cyber on this thread and its brought to you by su1cide

malesubmissive_: kisssing ur thighs
malesubmissive_: ur big sexy thighs
malesubmissive_: mmmmmmm
malesubmissive_: im afraid once i get between ur legs ill never get out
horny_goth_chick_16: hurry up!!!! i stick my nails in your back and draw blood with the force im using to pull you in me
malesubmissive_: mmmmmmm
malesubmissive_: i push my face
malesubmissive_: into ur pusssy
malesubmissive_: crying in pain
malesubmissive_: licking n licking
malesubmissive_: my face full or hair
malesubmissive_: hair in my nose
malesubmissive_: hair in mymouth
malesubmissive_: my tongue licking n licking as fast i can
horny_goth_chick_16: fuck me with your nose blow your nose in my pussy
malesubmissive_: rubbing tip of nose in ur pusssy
malesubmissive_: taking a deeep breath
malesubmissive_: blowing out hard as i can through my nose
malesubmissive_: into ur pusssssy
malesubmissive_: mmmmmmmmmm
horny_goth_chick_16: ohhh my god yes use my pussy as a snot rag
malesubmissive_: mmmmmmmm
malesubmissive_: blowing my nose in ur pussssyyyyyyyyyy
malesubmissive_: yes baby whatever you say
malesubmissive_: you little %%%%%
horny_goth_chick_16: i think theirs some dingleberrys in my asshole will you clean it for me
horny_goth_chick_16: i love getting my dirty salad tossed
malesubmissive_: mmmmmmm
malesubmissive_: i dunnno
malesubmissive_: u gota ask nice
horny_goth_chick_16: will you please clean my asshole with your toungue boss
malesubmissive_: beg me
horny_goth_chick_16: pretty please i dont wash it and the only way for it to get clean is if a guy licks it clean
malesubmissive_: ok
malesubmissive_: open ur legs
malesubmissive_: let me out
horny_goth_chick_16: i open my legs waiting for you to clean my asshole with your toungue
malesubmissive_: i start teasing u
malesubmissive_: kissing ur thighs
malesubmissive_: very close to ur pusssy
malesubmissive_: kissing n sucking ur big thighs
horny_goth_chick_16: ya suck my unshaved leg hair
malesubmissive_: mmmmmmmmmm
malesubmissive_: u beter not tell me what to do little girl
malesubmissive_: say your sorrry
malesubmissive_: righ tnow
horny_goth_chick_16: im sorry boss
malesubmissive_: ok
malesubmissive_: u beter be
horny_goth_chick_16: im going insane i need my dingle berrys licked off
malesubmissive_: n what r u gona do to me if i dont lick them off?
horny_goth_chick_16: ill go insane please
malesubmissive_: ok
malesubmissive_: starts sucking out dingle berrys
malesubmissive_: licking n suckinggg
malesubmissive_: cleaning u up
malesubmissive_: its so dirty
horny_goth_chick_16: ohhh my goddd yes lick my filthy asshole godddddd
malesubmissive_: ur such a nasty %%%%%
malesubmissive_: mmmmmm
malesubmissive_: such a nasty bad %%%%%
horny_goth_chick_16: yes my nose bleeds into my mouth as you lick my dingle berrys
malesubmissive_: put ur hands on my head and guide me
horny_goth_chick_16: i slam your head into my asshole causing a loud slapping sound as the head hits the fat
malesubmissive_: i yelp
malesubmissive_: oooooo mama
horny_goth_chick_16: im about to dominate your ass im the boss now
malesubmissive_: yes mistresss
horny_goth_chick_16: thats what i like to here do you like it real rough little bitch
malesubmissive_: yes
malesubmissive_: im ur bi.tch
horny_goth_chick_16: ohh yea i grab your hair and hit your head against the floor before forcing it back into my asshole
malesubmissive_: m
malesubmissive_: ouchhhhhh
malesubmissive_: ur so strong
horny_goth_chick_16: do you like it bitch
malesubmissive_: yes momma
malesubmissive_: i love how u dominate and overpower me
horny_goth_chick_16: i push you off and stand up and tell you get on your knees
malesubmissive_: gets on knees
horny_goth_chick_16: lick my fucking pussy
malesubmissive_: Licks puss y lips
horny_goth_chick_16: i knee you in the stomach LICK IT BETTER
malesubmissive_: OUCH!!
malesubmissive_: i start to cry
malesubmissive_: licking harder now
malesubmissive_: pushing harder
malesubmissive_: into u
malesubmissive_: mmmmm
malesubmissive_: i wana be your good boy
horny_goth_chick_16: yes i love it
horny_goth_chick_16: i bump you over with my stomach knocking you on your back
malesubmissive_: ouch
horny_goth_chick_16: then i sit my pussy on your face and start to sufficate you with it
malesubmissive_: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
malesubmissive_: i cant breathhhhhhhh
malesubmissive_: helpppppppppppppp
horny_goth_chick_16: i get up as you gasp for air
malesubmissive_: *gasping
malesubmissive_: i cant breath
malesubmissive_: i want my mommaaaaaaaaaa
horny_goth_chick_16: then go down on you again sufficating and drowning with my pussy juices
malesubmissive_: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
malesubmissive_: i feeel so weak so dominated
malesubmissive_: *trying to breath
malesubmissive_: trying to push u off but cant
malesubmissive_: ur too big
malesubmissive_: im too small
horny_goth_chick_16: i get up and smack you in the face dont push me
malesubmissive_: ouchh!!!!
malesubmissive_: licking lips
malesubmissive_: to taste u
horny_goth_chick_16: i smack you in the face again backing up and holding your dick up
malesubmissive_: catching breath
malesubmissive_: it hurts let it down
malesubmissive_: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
horny_goth_chick_16: i fall on your dick with my fat pussy almost crushing your pelvis
malesubmissive_: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
malesubmissive_: mommmaaaaaaaaaaaa
malesubmissive_: pleasee
malesubmissive_: im just a lil boy
horny_goth_chick_16: SHUT UP BITCH
horny_goth_chick_16: i elbow you in the mouth
horny_goth_chick_16: as i ride your hard dick
malesubmissive_: *i cry
malesubmissive_: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
malesubmissive_: ooooooooooooo fuckkkkkkkk
malesubmissive_: ur so strong
malesubmissive_: mmmmmmmmmi love my mistresss
horny_goth_chick_16: i lean over on you so my ass in the air
malesubmissive_: i lift my head to suck ur %%%
horny_goth_chick_16: i then call for my dog skippy and he comes over and starts fuckinh my ass with his dog cock
malesubmissive_: oh fuckkk
horny_goth_chick_16: as you fuck my pussy
malesubmissive_: mmmmmmmmm
malesubmissive_: i lean up more n suck ur %%%%
malesubmissive_: sucking n sucking till milk comes out
horny_goth_chick_16: ya drink my milk you bitch
horny_goth_chick_16: o i scream in pleasure as the dog fuck my ass
malesubmissive_: ooo im too ful to drink anymor emilk
malesubmissive_: it wont stop comin outa ur %%%%
horny_goth_chick_16: i pull my tit out of your mouth as i have an orgasm
horny_goth_chick_16: then i get up and the dog comes over and licks my juices off your dick
malesubmissive_: ahhhhhhhhhh
horny_goth_chick_16: shut up bitch you know you love it
malesubmissive_: yes mistress
horny_goth_chick_16: i lay on my back and tell you lick my pussy and bend over as you do it
malesubmissive_: bending n licking
malesubmissive_ has left.

I hold here Epic grail

thefallen: hi
Jimson: ?
Jimson: hi
thefallen: i bored
Jimson: ME to
Jimson: I HAS A TITTY!
thefallen: lol
thefallen: how old are you?
Jimson: 18
Jimson: et tu"?
thefallen: lol
thefallen: 17
Jimson: XD
Jimson: thats nice
thefallen: asl?
Jimson: 18 f texas
thefallen: 15,male,denver co.
Jimson: thought you said youw ere 17 :P
thefallen: i always say im 17
thefallen: but im 15
Jimson: >.> ok
Jimson: tahts werid
thefallen: lol
thefallen: not really,im mature enough to be 20
thefallen: i just dont show it on websites
Jimson: XD
No flooding.
Jimson: thats cool i geuss
thefallen: on the web i a spaz
thefallen: a.d.h.d.
Jimson: oh
Jimson: ok
thefallen: so what you wanna talk about?
Jimson: dunno
Jimson: what ever
Jimson: lawl
thefallen: have you ever had cyber sex?
Jimson: :O
Jimson: whats that!
Jimson: sounds scary
thefallen: lol
Jimson: haha XD
thefallen: nope its hillarious
Jimson: oh
Jimson: then why is sex in there
thefallen: they keep saying what they would do back and fourth
Jimson: oh :O never done that before :O
thefallen: some of its sexy but its stupid
thefallen: want to?
Jimson: :O I NEVER ID DIT BEFORE :O
thefallen: lol
Jimson: why don't you start?
thefallen: i just like seeing what people say it so stupid
Jimson: ok XD
thefallen: really?
Jimson: YEAH!
thefallen: ok
Jimson: You start XD
thefallen: (kisses her gently)
Jimson: * I Take out a cup and set it on the table gently*
thefallen: (slowly starts rubbing her clit)
Jimson: * I climb up on the table above the cup*
thefallen: (starts fingering her roughly)
Jimson: * I drop my pants whiel standing above the cup*
thefallen: (licks her clit while fingering her)
Jimson: * I start to take a shit into the cup*
thefallen: wtf?
thefallen: you german?
Jimson: *I Lift the shit up to my mouth and start to lickit out of hte cup*
thefallen: dude thats fucking sick
Jimson: * I open my mouth and take a small dallop into my mouth with my finger*
thefallen: ewwwwwww
Jimson: * I Shove my figner down my throat and barf into the cup and start to lick at the whole congealed mess*
thefallen: your just doing this to fuc with me arent you?
Jimson: *I hold the cup up to you for you to try some*
thefallen: are you a dude?
thefallen: seriously are you a dude?
Jimson: * I whip out my 10 inch cock and fuck the cup* LULZ I"MA CHARGIN MY LULZ

and for you non believers

At 5/8/07 06:21 PM, FattPandaa wrote: Haha, I can`t even mess with one of them without getting too many pms.

too many pedos on? D:

Sorry for bump but I wanted to join this fun.

horny_big_d_jon: hello
Ukgirl15: hi asl
horny_big_d_jon: hello
horny_big_d_jon: 17/m/usa
horny_big_d_jon: u
Ukgirl15: 15/f/uk
horny_big_d_jon: how are u
Ukgirl15: fine a little cold
horny_big_d_jon: y
Ukgirl15: its frezing up here, not really helping when im still in my pjs
horny_big_d_jon: wats ur pj consist of
Ukgirl15: just a shirt and knickers
horny_big_d_jon: thats ur pjs
Ukgirl15: yeh
horny_big_d_jon: no wonder why ur colf
horny_big_d_jon: cold
Ukgirl15: ive had the cold and im off from skool so dats why im still wering them
horny_big_d_jon: do u have pics
Ukgirl15: i havnt got a camera
horny_big_d_jon: wat do u look like
Ukgirl15: blond hair green eye, nerly 5 foot.
Ukgirl15: u?
horny_big_d_jon: wats ur body like
Ukgirl15: im slim and petite
horny_big_d_jon: nice
horny_big_d_jon: im 5'8 brown hair blue eyes 175lbs athletic
Ukgirl15: wow how old r u? u seem matur
horny_big_d_jon: 17
horny_big_d_jon: u
Ukgirl15: 15
horny_big_d_jon: k
Ukgirl15: lol i forgot we sed r asl
horny_big_d_jon: yeah
Ukgirl15: u seem nice
horny_big_d_jon: wat size r u up top
Ukgirl15: sory?
horny_big_d_jon: wat?
Ukgirl15: "wat size r u up top"?
horny_big_d_jon: wat?
Ukgirl15: wat did u mean by wat size am i up top?
horny_big_d_jon: bra size
Ukgirl15: oh rite, sorry im 36c
horny_big_d_jon: nice
Ukgirl15: yeh there not big but there cool
Ukgirl15: wilst were on topic how big r u?
horny_big_d_jon: 9
Ukgirl15: 9! dats huge!!!11
horny_big_d_jon: ty
horny_big_d_jon: wat are u doing
Ukgirl15: chattin 2 u lol
horny_big_d_jon: anything else
Ukgirl15: not rely im gettin a littl horny 2 b honest
horny_big_d_jon: realy how come
horny_big_d_jon:
Ukgirl15: cos my niples r hard cos its cold
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Ukgirl15: were u go
horny_big_d_jon: hello
horny_big_d_jon: sorry
horny_big_d_jon: hit wrong button
Ukgirl15: oh
horny_big_d_jon: u didnt answer my question
Ukgirl15: i did
Ukgirl15: did u leve b4 i sed it
Ukgirl15: i sed cos my niples r hard cos its cold
horny_big_d_jon: nice
horny_big_d_jon: and wat else is making u that wat
horny_big_d_jon: way
Ukgirl15: i dunno i rarly talk 2 boys even on da internet
Ukgirl15: i feel naughty
horny_big_d_jon: why dont u ever talk to boys
Ukgirl15: cos im not popular
horny_big_d_jon: how come
Ukgirl15: mabe cos im shy
horny_big_d_jon: well thats ok
horny_big_d_jon: i like shy
Ukgirl15: rely?
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horny_big_d_jon: yeah
horny_big_d_jon: y
horny_big_d_jon: ?
Ukgirl15: dunno
horny_big_d_jon: wat do u wanna do since ur horny
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Ukgirl15: sumtimes i like to play wit myself
horny_big_d_jon: like how
Ukgirl15: put my fingers down my knickers
Ukgirl15: and just let natur tak its cours
horny_big_d_jon has left.
horny_big_d_jon: and how is that
Ukgirl15: feels funny. i only started playin wit myself a few months ago
horny_big_d_jon has joined.
Ukgirl15: im a late bloomer saz my friends
horny_big_d_jon: wat feels funny
Ukgirl15: my stomach feels like thrs butterflys
Ukgirl15: and my downstairs area is goin mad
horny_big_d_jon: and wat do u do
Ukgirl15: i touch my pussy
Ukgirl15: i touch my clit
Ukgirl15: and i touch my testicles
horny_big_d_jon: testicles
Ukgirl15: yeh my balls
horny_big_d_jon: wat
Ukgirl15: yeh my balls dont all the girls hav dem?
horny_big_d_jon: sut up
horny_big_d_jon has left.

I can't get one, the people, THEY ARE CHANGING

When ever I do "AND MY COCK PUNCTURES YOUR SKULL" they seem to like it and go "oooh yeah, and your cock goes through my brains" and I'm sitting here like =|

why dont you take a seat over there?