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xxtexaslady81xx: so do u wanna cyber
Dad_need_daughter: yes if u want
Dad_need_daughter: if u like
xxtexaslady81xx: ok want me to go first?
Dad_need_daughter: i lov it
Dad_need_daughter: yes
xxtexaslady81xx: i pul down ur trousers revealin ur huge cock
xxtexaslady81xx: i gently place my lips around it and start sucking
Dad_need_daughter: mmmmmmmmmmmm
Dad_need_daughter: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
xxtexaslady81xx: faster and faster my tongue is caresing ur shaft
Dad_need_daughter: hunni u r so good baby
xxtexaslady81xx: i then PULL OUT MY LAZER AND IM LIKE PIEW PIEW!!!!!
xxtexaslady81xx: OMG THEYV LANDED
xxtexaslady81xx: NOOO
Dad_need_daughter: i lov u hunni
xxtexaslady81xx: JEREMY!!!! GET THE PLASMATRON CANNON ITS OUR ONLY HOPE
xxtexaslady81xx: EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE
xxtexaslady81xx: OMG OMG OMG
xxtexaslady81xx: KABOOOOM!!!!
xxtexaslady81xx: KAFUZZZLE!!!
xxtexaslady81xx: KAPIEW!!!!
Dad_need_daughter has left.

This is great!
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shaz980: oioi
BigBoobStacy: yaya
shaz980: wer u frm stacyyy
BigBoobStacy: Islamabad, a small island in the Pacific
shaz980: okkkkkkkkkk
shaz980: if u say dso
shaz980: u gt msn
BigBoobStacy: Where u from?
BigBoobStacy: No
BigBoobStacy: My mom dosn't like me doing drugs
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FC: hey they sound good
BigBoobStacy: No, their ugly and misformed and have pimples all over them, but other than that, their hot
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Perfect_Man_4_U: Hello Stacy ever play BROMSKI?
BigBoobStacy: Im a guy
BigBoobStacy: You like men?
Perfect_Man_4_U: yeah OK lots of luck big boob guy with a girl's name
BigBoobStacy: YAY!
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Londonm85: where u from?
BigBoobStacy: A small island, in Europe, you probably don't know
Londonm85: erm
Londonm85: let me guess
BigBoobStacy: England
Londonm85: oh ok
Londonm85: what u do up there?
Londonm85: work?
Londonm85: study?
Londonm85: how old r u by the way?
BigBoobStacy: im 19
BigBoobStacy: I work as a nurse
BigBoobStacy: mostly taking care of old people
BigBoobStacy: like, cleaning their butts after they poop.... my hands stink
Londonm85: u have m sn?
Londonm85: its more convenient to chat
BigBoobStacy: msn? No, I don't do drugs
BigBoobStacy: sorry
Londonm85: u have bf?
BigBoobStacy: No, my strict Islamic upbringing does not allow me to date men anytime soon
BigBoobStacy: but I do like to... you know... break the rules and be a bad girl
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mikeyxxx: hi stacey
BigBoobStacy: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?!?
mikeyxxx: im mike and it says your name on the screen
mikeyxxx: where are u from
BigBoobStacy: Ummm
BigBoobStacy: a small island in the Pacific
BigBoobStacy: You probably never heard of it
mikeyxxx: ok
BigBoobStacy: Hawaii
mikeyxxx: ive heard of hawaii
mikeyxxx: is it beautiful?
BigBoobStacy: Nah, I'm near the lava fields
BigBoobStacy: so, I have burns all over my body
mikeyxxx: ouch
mikeyxxx: want me to rub some cream into them?
BigBoobStacy: Yeah, it hurts to walk and I look ugly with them too so I don't socialize too much
mikeyxxx: i want to give u a big hug
BigBoobStacy: that would hurt
BigBoobStacy: YOU WANT TO HURT ME!!?!? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
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HILARIOUS!

ok this is more epic then my last wich wasent very epic

damo_surf_2000: hi
8_year_old_hottie: hi
damo_surf_2000: how are you
8_year_old_hottie: good
damo_surf_2000: cool whatya up too
8_year_old_hottie: puting my ginger in my hole
damo_surf_2000: hmm sexy
damo_surf_2000: im playing with my wiener too
8_year_old_hottie: cyber?
damo_surf_2000: sure
8_year_old_hottie: i pull down your pants
damo_surf_2000: hmm ok
damo_surf_2000: have yu ever ween a weiner before?
8_year_old_hottie: no but id like to
damo_surf_2000: ok
damo_surf_2000: i have a cam if you ever want to see it
8_year_old_hottie: i put my finger in my bum
damo_surf_2000: i pull your pants down too
8_year_old_hottie: i wipe my pooey finger in yourmouth
8_year_old_hottie: then i proced to shit on your cock as you ass rape me
8_year_old_hottie: then i grab a knife and cut your leg open
8_year_old_hottie: after that i grab a syringe
8_year_old_hottie: and stick it in your arm
8_year_old_hottie: and feel the needle scrapin on your bone

hatco: hey u there
14_year_old_hottie: hi
14_year_old_hottie: i like your nickname
hatco: we chat plz
14_year_old_hottie: k
hatco: hehe
hatco: thanks
14_year_old_hottie: do you use it on other web accounts?
hatco: its m y father company
hatco: yes in yahoo
14_year_old_hottie: oh great
14_year_old_hottie: cyber?
hatco: u alone home
14_year_old_hottie: yeah very alone and wet
hatco: woooow
hatco: u hav msn
14_year_old_hottie: nah
hatco: h a t c o l b
hatco: ad me
14_year_old_hottie: i dont have msn
14_year_old_hottie: listen lets cyber
hatco: h a t c o 5 5 @ y a h o o
14_year_old_hottie: sry i dont have sound
hatco: im alone home with cam
hatco: viea
hatco: u can see cam here too
14_year_old_hottie: ill feel comfterbl with cyber first
hatco: realy
14_year_old_hottie: yeah
hatco: can i ask u
14_year_old_hottie: then cam
hatco: ok
hatco: u ever sen ur mom boobs
hatco: i seen last night
hatco: hehh
14_year_old_hottie: hmm
hatco: she was shower and door open
14_year_old_hottie: oh im so wet
hatco: but she dont see me
14_year_old_hottie: oh yess!
hatco: u have flat boobs plz
hatco: want me kiss ur sweet bum ?
14_year_old_hottie: ok
14_year_old_hottie: im so fucking wet
hatco: u wear a bra ?
hatco: ohhhh
14_year_old_hottie: i wanna suck it
hatco: i have nice dick
14_year_old_hottie: i dont wear anything
hatco: ad me
14_year_old_hottie: cyber first
hatco: add me there
hatco: luv to lick ur %%%%%
14_year_old_hottie: oh yeah
hatco: can i hav emy tong into ur pusy
14_year_old_hottie: are you masturbatin plz be
hatco: u too yong u dont have sex before
hatco: ok
14_year_old_hottie: i want sex!
hatco: i uv to meet yong girl lik eu
14_year_old_hottie: oh yeah!
hatco: i wich im there to squze ur boobs
hatco: make them hard
14_year_old_hottie: im fingering myself
hatco: realy u vergin ?
14_year_old_hottie: yeah
hatco: i wich my thing in to there
14_year_old_hottie: oh yeah
hatco: u want me turn u over on u rbed
14_year_old_hottie: ok!
14_year_old_hottie: do you want me to cu up your face?
hatco: then squize ur boobs while my %%%%% into ur swet bum
hatco: sure
hatco: u sure u have cam
14_year_old_hottie: oh yeah can i cut up your face then cum on it
14_year_old_hottie: ?
hatco: ohhhhhhhhh
14_year_old_hottie: listen
hatco: u see my dick maybe
hatco: what hotie
14_year_old_hottie: i have to tell you something
hatco: ok
14_year_old_hottie: your a fag you idiot you pedo im gonna post this convo on the internet pedo!

Buuummmp

QUICK TO THE NEWGROUNDS GOLD MINE!!!

i log in under the name 16/F/UK... would you believe people ask me ASL?

romeo_must_die: hi
romeo_must_die: how are you
16_F_UK: good
romeo_must_die: asl
romeo_must_die: pls
16_F_UK: are you dropped

OK, so this is my one. My name is beautifulblonde_13. It's not very original but that was the best I could think of. The first bit of the chat disappeared, so I'll fill it in:

Blah hello. Blah cyber. Blah yes please. Blah are your parents in. Blah no. Blah coffee. Blah breasts. Blah sit on my lap. Blah kiss. Blah lick.

And now to continue our epic thingy...

roy4522: hear u moan out
roy4522: u
roy4522: put hand in yr bra now
roy4522: unhook yr bra clip now
roy4522: pull of yr bra
roy4522: ohhh
beautifulblonde_13: I slowly lower my shirt so u can see more of my breast
beautifulblonde_13: I unclip my bra
roy4522: ohhhh
roy4522: so firm
beautifulblonde_13: And u see my firm pert breasts
roy4522: ypu
roy4522: yup
roy4522: more can
roy4522: take off yr bra now
beautifulblonde_13: *flop* Taken off
roy4522: looking at yr firm braest now
beautifulblonde_13: my breasts look brilliant
roy4522: ohh
roy4522: lick down to yr neck
roy4522: may i carry i to yr bed now
roy4522: ohh
beautifulblonde_13: OK but don't drop me
roy4522: carry u to bed put u on bed bws
roy4522: now
roy4522: pull off yr panty ohh so wet
roy4522: go over u now
beautifulblonde_13: You pull it off
beautifulblonde_13: to see
roy4522: yup ohhh
beautifulblonde_13: my giant great big bone hard 25cm cock
roy4522: so sexy
beautifulblonde_13: I rip off ur trousers and slam it in ur ar5e
beautifulblonde_13: ohh yeah bitch
roy4522: yesss
roy4522: mi so hard long
beautifulblonde_13: *spank*
roy4522: ohhh
roy4522: more
roy4522: feel y rjuice coming out
beautifulblonde_13: I rip it out and poo on ur chest
roy4522: ohhh
beautifulblonde_13: and rub it all round till its squishy
roy4522: more
beautifulblonde_13: *Splat!*
roy4522: ohhh
roy4522: more
beautifulblonde_13: And it stinks of poo!
roy4522 has left.
beautifulblonde_13: Yayyyyy!
PC46. Your message was not received by the user. The user is not logged in.
beautifulblonde_13: Well OBVIOUSLY!
The end! It look a while, but I finally got there. Victory!

I would like to bump this thread, so I will.

what no pedo bear profile

I successfully mindfucked some guy last night/this morning.

Pics or it didnt happen?

Here ya go.

And when you get to the link, full-size it so you can read it.

oh my god, this needs to be bumpd

Im a retard.
How do I log on?

What with all the bumpage of old epic threads?

At 8/6/08 03:01 AM, eyeothestorm wrote: What with all the bumpage of old epic threads?

Its like a fun game to play, you get a boner, then you kill the person on the other side with a boner.

any one have a high rank channel they dont want. or a channel with tons of blams and saves. i want a really cool channel. it takes to long.

I really wish they add the copy and paste feature (Unless they still have it, I haven't use this chatroom in awhile).

I fooled a whole bunch of people into thinking I work for the FBI/CIA.

Join "Cyber" so we can have a Newgrounds orgy.

DO IT! >:(

I'll murder whoever let's this thread die.

someone8443: where did u go babe
someone8443: you dont look hot
hotUKgirl15: noob

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Marik08: welcome back
Marik08: sooo
hotUKgirl15: yes?
hotUKgirl15: oh
hotUKgirl15: wanna roleplay?
Marik08: ok what kind?
hotUKgirl15: hornyness
hotUKgirl15: I'm horny
Marik08: alright
hotUKgirl15: you start
hotUKgirl15: hey
Marik08: ok
Marik08: i begin kissing you passionately
hotUKgirl15: oh
hotUKgirl15: yeah bb go on
Marik08: hold i hold you in my arms and deepen the kiss
hotUKgirl15: I kiss you back hard
Marik08: i begin to grab your a ss and pull you against me
hotUKgirl15: mmmmmm
hotUKgirl15: go on
hotUKgirl15: no one's here don't be shy
Marik08: you can feel my dick against your pu ssy, it's very hard
hotUKgirl15: oh yeaaah
hotUKgirl15: I slowly reach down to your pants
hotUKgirl15: and pull it down to your knees
hotUKgirl15: I see a huge bulge within your underpants and pinch it a little
hotUKgirl15: and contenuously harder...
hotUKgirl15: harder...
Marik08: mmm i start rubbing your pu ssy after pulling down your pants
hotUKgirl15: mmm
hotUKgirl15: it's awesome
Marik08: i rub it softly and slowly at first, but speed up and push my fingers in deep
hotUKgirl15: oooh
hotUKgirl15: that feels nice
hotUKgirl15: your fingers are so high up my ass now
hotUKgirl15: I run into the corner of the room
hotUKgirl15: and grab a broom
hotUKgirl15: I start beating you with it
hotUKgirl15: watching you fall over to the ground
hotUKgirl15: bleeding
hotUKgirl15: I then grab a chain from my purse
hotUKgirl15: and constrap it around your testicles
hotUKgirl15: then rip them off ahrd
hotUKgirl15: hard*
hotUKgirl15: blood splattering all over the freaking place
hotUKgirl15: I then begin to sodomise you with the broomstick
hotUKgirl15: you start moaning in pain and agony
hotUKgirl15: as I drown you in mountain dew
hotUKgirl15: you loved it
hotUKgirl15: then I smother you in my large 58" cock
hotUKgirl15: you're dead now
Marik08: what the heck was that?

a bit long, but pedo bear approves this guy.

OlderM4YoungerF4701: girl?
14_year__horny: yup
OlderM4YoungerF4701: cool love it
OlderM4YoungerF4701: nice young and tight (comment:WTF)
14_year__horny: me too
14_year__horny: how do u know?
OlderM4YoungerF4701: lucky guess
OlderM4YoungerF4701: bet you have not even had a guy f u ck you yet
14_year__horny: yea...
OlderM4YoungerF4701: you have,nt?
OlderM4YoungerF4701: ??
14_year__horny: no...
14_year__horny: but i want some!
OlderM4YoungerF4701: want and older man to break you in nice and slow?
OlderM4YoungerF4701: ok
OlderM4YoungerF4701: giod
14_year__horny: yea, big boy
OlderM4YoungerF4701: good
OlderM4YoungerF4701: where ya from?
14_year__horny: Brazil
14_year__horny: so, wanna cyber?
OlderM4YoungerF4701: maybe got pics or a web cam?
14_year__horny: cyber first
14_year__horny: plz
OlderM4YoungerF4701: you live in brazil
14_year__horny: y
OlderM4YoungerF4701: I wanna suck you nipples and kiss you neck and slowly work down between your legs
14_year__horny: oh yeahhh
OlderM4YoungerF4701: sucking your clit fingering your puss
14_year__horny: i deep throat u with my huge penis
OlderM4YoungerF4701: let you suck my dick while I finger and lick you
14_year__horny: cock JOKE
14_year__horny: i poop in your face
14_year__horny: and you like it
14_year__horny: srry, i broke your ass
14_year__horny: i love you jessica
OlderM4YoungerF4701: I wipe it off and put you on your knees and grease your a ss o yup and slam it right up your tight
14_year__horny: ....
14_year__horny: how gay
OlderM4YoungerF4701: nope
OlderM4YoungerF4701: not at all
OlderM4YoungerF4701: your the one who loves jessica
OlderM4YoungerF4701: lol
14_year__horny: can i shove it in your ass?
OlderM4YoungerF4701: and broke her heart
OlderM4YoungerF4701: you can lick my a s s
14_year__horny: i don't want to
14_year__horny: i stick my big boner in yours by force.-how you like it, punk? 20"!
OlderM4YoungerF4701: %%% boy

so he stopped posting.

Somebody tell me how to log on. I don't see a link. I wanna post some convos. D:

Guys, why is this still funny?

I still laugh at it

everyone lies about their cock size in chat rooms

lol he says e has a 12 1/2 inch cock wow BULLSHIT :D

28m_msn_cyber: hello
13_hot_stuff: hi
13_hot_stuff: you 28?
28m_msn_cyber: yes
13_hot_stuff: hot
13_hot_stuff: i like that
13_hot_stuff: im only 13 is that ok?
28m_msn_cyber: ok
28m_msn_cyber: do u have msn?
13_hot_stuff: cool wanna cyber
28m_msn_cyber: yeah
28m_msn_cyber: msn?
13_hot_stuff: no
28m_msn_cyber: how can i see pic of u?
13_hot_stuff: you cant
28m_msn_cyber:
28m_msn_cyber: where are u from?
13_hot_stuff: america
13_hot_stuff: wanan cyber?
28m_msn_cyber: ok
13_hot_stuff: you start
28m_msn_cyber: what is your name?
13_hot_stuff: Sarah
28m_msn_cyber: which town?
13_hot_stuff: Miami
28m_msn_cyber: where are u sitting now?
13_hot_stuff: ...on my computer chair?
28m_msn_cyber: are u in your bedroom?
13_hot_stuff: yes
13_hot_stuff: and my parents are asleep
28m_msn_cyber: what time is therE?
13_hot_stuff: 10:30
13_hot_stuff: pm
28m_msn_cyber: in the night?
13_hot_stuff: yes
13_hot_stuff: so...are we gunna cyber?
28m_msn_cyber: yeah
13_hot_stuff: well you start
28m_msn_cyber: what are u wearing?
13_hot_stuff: mini skirt, whit tank top and thats it
13_hot_stuff: and im wet
28m_msn_cyber: super
13_hot_stuff: the miniskirt is black leather
28m_msn_cyber: is your %%%%% hairy?
13_hot_stuff: only a fewe
28m_msn_cyber: ok
13_hot_stuff: start the cyber
28m_msn_cyber: i'm in the living room with my laptop
13_hot_stuff: i walk in and sit on the couch with you
28m_msn_cyber: i start to kiss u
28m_msn_cyber: my hand slowly get under your skirt
13_hot_stuff: i sit on your lap
13_hot_stuff: and slowly grind up and down
13_hot_stuff: as i reach out
13_hot_stuff: for the phone
13_hot_stuff: and call the police
13_hot_stuff: im FBI agent Phillips
13_hot_stuff: Your IP is being tracked by our systems
13_hot_stuff: and police will be at your door by tomorow
13_hot_stuff: anything you want to add?
28m_msn_cyber: i'm 15 dude
28m_msn_cyber: u cant arrest me
28m_msn_cyber: %%%%%%%
13_hot_stuff: i can
13_hot_stuff: but not on those charges
13_hot_stuff: you parents will be notified
13_hot_stuff: and we will have to confiscate your computer
28m_msn_cyber: ohh no
13_hot_stuff: i can however arrest you under the grounds of fraud
28m_msn_cyber: dont do that
28m_msn_cyber: please
13_hot_stuff: i can then take you to Juvenile Hall
13_hot_stuff: expect a knock on the door at 8am tomorow

At 9/16/08 08:30 AM, damo10 wrote: 13_hot_stuff: i can however arrest you under the grounds of fraud
28m_msn_cyber: dont do that
28m_msn_cyber: please

hahahaha what a moron.
Nice one man. :P

At 9/10/08 06:36 PM, reviewer2 wrote: Somebody tell me how to log on. I don't see a link. I wanna post some convos. D:

http://chat.parachat.com/chat/login.html

enter a name & click connect

Bumping this thread.

I'm going to turn the tables here...

I'm going to be a pedofile.

Am I doing this right?

making fun of pedos is always fun

and it passes the time when you're bored :D

i just lol'd in my pants! i mean the 'in tears' lolz