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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-05 10:37:40


At 1/5/08 10:25 AM, aldlv wrote:
co-authors topic
Adam phillips just make a post about his latest NOT-submissions...
go to front page...
he is dam upset...

poor Adam... he had the best artist ranking (he is # 1 right?, becuase... the ranking haven't been updated)
and there is no signal from the staff yet...

Wow. Maybe now that they've pissed off such a huge artist Tom and Wade will feel the need to hammer out justice.

I am wondering if the damage is such that coding needs rewriting to undo what these idiots have done.

changing topic...
Sgt. Major aldlv reporting...
9500 B/P was hard

Holy Crap you are a monster! You are a fast frickin' B/Per, man. Congrats!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 02:30:53


Hey guys !

Did any of you guys actually play the real game named Portal?
I have played Portal: The Flash Version already by Dragy2005 and Hen7 , but I was wondering if the actual game was good.

Let me know if you have any information about the game or any opinions on it.

Links:
Wikipedia
The Orange Box

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 02:55:08


At 1/6/08 02:30 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Let me know if you have any information about the game or any opinions on it.

From what I hear, it's great. But I'm assuming you're getting it for the PS3, and also from what I hear, Portal (along with the rest of the Orange Box) has frame-rate issues. But if you can ignore those, you have on the best puzzle games of the year. And if you don't like it/find it too hard, you could allows play Half Life 2 or Team Fortress 2

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 03:25:49


The day after tomarrow I am going to buy a new laptop. Do you guys have any suggestions on the type of brand I should buy? I heard Macs are pretty efficient....I have around 2 grand as a price range, so any feedback or suggestions?


My tax dollars go to pay for a war that I and most of America dont even want. Yet I can't even afford Health insurance for my family. Hmmm..... Sig Pic by madknt

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 04:04:22


At 1/6/08 03:25 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: The day after tomarrow I am going to buy a new laptop. Do you guys have any suggestions on the type of brand I should buy? I heard Macs are pretty efficient....I have around 2 grand as a price range, so any feedback or suggestions?

Damn! $2,000? If you got that much, don't worry about a Mac, go for a custom laptop. Ibuypower.com is a good site to go to for a custom computer, although it can be a little pricey. Otherwise, just go to your local, "mom and pop" computer shop to build your custom PC.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 12:07:59


I've just experienced a spike in blams last night as I grabbed 27 blam points, it may not last but at least it'll put me closer to 10,000 blams.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 13:36:04


At 1/6/08 03:25 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: The day after tomarrow I am going to buy a new laptop. Do you guys have any suggestions on the type of brand I should buy? I heard Macs are pretty efficient....I have around 2 grand as a price range, so any feedback or suggestions?

Just don't get a Dell, whatever you do.

Macs are alright... you won't have Vista issues, either but there's a saying I like about Macs. "Macs: Because no one gives a shit."

IBM Compatible machines are still king. Macs get a lot of good press, but for no real good reason.

HP has a lot of good stuff. With less than 2 grand you can get a really good machine. You can also upgrade their machines unlike a Dell where you would have to buy THEIR parts to upgrade which is extremely expensive.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 14:26:14


I've checked into macs and customizing laptops, and even though custom ones are more expensive, I think that's the route I am going to take. I just want my laptop to fit towards my needs, so custom is the way to go. Believe me, I know about Dell computers. I used to have one and hey gave me such a headache. I currently have an Alienware Desktop, and the headaches are all gone!


My tax dollars go to pay for a war that I and most of America dont even want. Yet I can't even afford Health insurance for my family. Hmmm..... Sig Pic by madknt

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 14:43:03


Mind if I ask what you guys actually do? I might be interested in joining.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 14:48:45


guys.. I was checking NGLOG and I realize...
today is the first time ever I GOT MORE BLAMS THAN SAVES...
*cheers*

sorry for such a crappy post... lol

~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 15:31:02


At 1/6/08 02:43 PM, Cericon wrote: Mind if I ask what you guys actually do? I might be interested in joining.

Racking up blam and protection points to help protect the portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 16:00:48


At 1/6/08 02:43 PM, Cericon wrote: Mind if I ask what you guys actually do? I might be interested in joining.

Protecting the portal. Getting blams and saves voting on Under Judgment Flash.

Unfortunately for you the requirement is 2,500 Blams/Saves and you are quite a ways from that.

I would suggest the New Grounds Department of Defense and the NGPD.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 18:01:44


At 1/6/08 02:55 AM, TheThing wrote:
At 1/6/08 02:30 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Let me know if you have any information about the game or any opinions on it.
From what I hear, it's great. But I'm assuming you're getting it for the PS3, and also from what I hear, Portal (along with the rest of the Orange Box) has frame-rate issues. But if you can ignore those, you have on the best puzzle games of the year. And if you don't like it/find it too hard, you could allows play Half Life 2 or Team Fortress 2

frame-rate issues hmm, like... big annoying problems ?? or just a couple things?

I'm not quite sure if the two other games of the Orange Box are really worth it, they look nice for sure, but the graphics aren't really good, they look like PS2 games at most, but seriously not the quality of the next generation systems.

If I was to buy the Orange Box, I would most likely buy it for Portal, and maybe to kick a couple aliens ass, but I really doubt that these games are in anyway "awesome games"

But for now I'll stick to my Motorstorm game, I'm getting pretty good in some races like RockHopper and Raingod Mesa :)
I love bikes <3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 20:29:04


At 1/6/08 06:01 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 1/6/08 02:55 AM, TheThing wrote:
At 1/6/08 02:30 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:
frame-rate issues hmm, like... big annoying problems ?? or just a couple things?

Not if you can stand it. All the frame-rate issue is that the graphics stop for a second, then you "magically" jump a couple feet ahead of where you just were. Think lagging in an online game.

I'm not quite sure if the two other games of the Orange Box are really worth it, they look nice for sure, but the graphics aren't really good, they look like PS2 games at most, but seriously not the quality of the next generation systems.

Half Life 2 is one of the best First Person Shooters of the year. It may not look like a Gears of War, but it plays great, and has a good storyline.

Team Fortress 2 does have that cartoony look, but it's a pretty good Online Multiplayer Game. Rather than just having everyone with the same skills (like Halo), you can choose a certain class and get special weapons for them. Not only is it fun, but there's a little bit of strategy involved besides "get the over shield and jump in a circle"

But for now I'll stick to my Motorstorm game, I'm getting pretty good in some races like RockHopper and Raingod Mesa :)

Rock Hopper is a good one, and so is Dust Devil. The Gulch sucks ass though; I can never win there.

I love bikes <3

Bikes are fun, but they blow up too easy. I love me a Buggy though. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 20:46:48


My MMORPG game just became online! (check my userpage for more info).

It took a long time to get it online but it was worth it!

Anyways whens it released hope you guys download it and play it!

If you guys don't feel like it i totally understand.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 03:28:14


I been reading up on the last few pages and I must say I am shocked. I never thought I would see the day when a KK member would have joined the EGB but as I already know most of the people within these groups are decent people. So as quite a few of the EGB have said already welcome and I hope you enjoy your stay. so how has everyone's week been?

Lately I have been searching the bookstores around my way to find the ranma Manga series anyone here like ranma 1/2? I personally find it to be one of the funniest anime's out there. oh yeah and I also decided to start B/Ping again (on my days off at least or when I have time) so don't be surprised if I start owning some of you in B/P well go night solider boys and

Smooches ^_^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 18:54:03


BOOOH

this is the ghost of newgrounds past saying hello £

dickens pun? what dickens pun?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 20:47:56


At 1/7/08 06:54 PM, iWalker wrote: BOOOH

this is the ghost of newgrounds past saying hello £

dickens pun? what dickens pun?

I would suck so much dick to have that level icon.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 21:18:49


At 1/7/08 08:47 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 1/7/08 06:54 PM, iWalker wrote: BOOOH

this is the ghost of newgrounds past saying hello £

dickens pun? what dickens pun?
I would suck so much dick to have that level icon.

oh that dickens pun.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 21:19:51


What do you need to join.


god wants me dead Madness Combat Crew

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 21:40:35


I've noticed that the last couple of days, the portal has been slower for me. I don't know if it's the point that every time I log on to protect the portal, on my spare time, it is slow and if its just a hit and miss sort of thing. Hmm...

*Salutes, then runs back to the portal*


My tax dollars go to pay for a war that I and most of America dont even want. Yet I can't even afford Health insurance for my family. Hmmm..... Sig Pic by madknt

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 21:50:46


At 1/7/08 09:19 PM, lilhunter03 wrote: What do you need to join.

You need to be Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P) and have an intact whistle to apply...which you do!

Everything seems to be in order with you, so if you'd like to join, just post here again.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 22:09:12


I'll join.


god wants me dead Madness Combat Crew

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 22:28:31


Barracks roster - January 8, 2008

Sterockicy's note:

I don't believe it, I have nothing to say, what's going on?

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 576
aldlv - 411
AnalPenguinFarming - 395
bifgis - 374
Seamonky - 316

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: PenguinLink (3), bifgis (3), Seamonky (3), aldlv (2)!
New to the list: PantyWipe, Idiot-Finder!
Returning to the list: DarkSoldier!
Top 3 biggest average rises: RSQViper + 40.1, SilentSoldier + 37.4, Sterockicy + 21.3!
Random word: Dodecahedron!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 59990 // 048 // 06.9 // 01.4- // X-Naut
02 // 58190 // 000 // 00.0 // 07.3- // Phantom
03 // 51107 // 145 // 20.7 // 07.3+ // Major-punk
04 // 49928 // 316 // 45.1 // 05.8- // Seamonky
05 // 40782 // 024 // 03.4 // 08.2- // Sentio
06 // 36132 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // EagleRock
07 // 35086 // 085 // 12.1 // 04.4- // pwroftheseagoat
08 // 34549 // 290 // 41.4 // 01.9- // Coop83
09 // 33958 // 036 // 05.1 // 05.1+ // SlashFirestorm
10 // 30886 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ArtDanVal
11 // 30596 // 576 // 82.3 // 13.7+ // PenguinLink
12 // 30000 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // life
13 // 29656 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Hemlok
14 // 26964 // 034 // 04.9 // 01.3+ // LittleWashu
15 // 26652 // New // New // New // Idiot-Finder
16 // 20861 // 374 // 53.4 // 12.2- // bifgis
17 // 17848 // 297 // 42.4 // 21.3+ // Sterockicy
18 // 17735 // 314 // 44.9 // 02.2- // Shanus
19 // 13214 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // craigalan
20 // 11667 // 083 // 11.9 // 03.9+ // ever-vigilant
21 // 09638 // 411 // 58.7 // 04.3- // aldlv
22 // 09109 // Ret. // Ret. // Ret. // DarkSoldier
23 // 08239 // 274 // 39.1 // 21.2- // Mendou
24 // 07013 // New // New // New // PantyWipe
25 // 06957 // 301 // 43.0 // 40.1+ // RSQViper
26 // 06558 // 000 // 00.0 // 03.4- // PossiblePancakes
27 // 05127 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Solidone
28 // 04620 // 000 // 00.0 // 01.5- // Sir-Nuts
29 // 04510 // 395 // 56.4 // 12.8+ // AnalPenguinFarming
30 // 04205 // 067 // 09.6 // 05.7+ // HeavenDuff
31 // 04150 // 034 // 04.9 // 02.0+ // TheThing
32 // 03389 // 053 // 07.6 // 07.6+ // I-Love-Caitlyn
33 // 03149 // 278 // 39.7 // 37.4+ // SilentSoldier
34 // 03066 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.1- // Andrea364
35 // 02656 // 003 // 00.4 // 01.0- // soulknight96


Do you have 2,500+ b/p points? Are you looking for an intelligent club where you can discuss NG related and unrelated topics? Join the Elite Guard Barracks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 22:33:19


At 1/7/08 10:28 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 8, 2008

Sterockicy's note:

I don't believe it, I have nothing to say, what's going on?

It's January. It has this effect.

Returning to the list: DarkSoldier!

Yay!!!!

22 // 09109 // Ret. // Ret. // Ret. // DarkSoldier

Alright Rank 22nd. I think I moved up due to users which were removed from the list for their inactivity. but who scares IM 22ND!!! party time!

Thanks for the update bud!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 23:35:07


At 1/7/08 10:28 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 8, 2008

Thanks!

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 576
aldlv - 411
AnalPenguinFarming - 395
bifgis - 374
Seamonky - 316

Wow, I barely missed being here for the first time.

Top 3 biggest average rises: RSQViper + 40.1, SilentSoldier + 37.4, Sterockicy + 21.3!

But, I made it here!

Random word: Dodecahedron!

Mmm... polygons....

24 // 07013 // New // New // New // PantyWipe
25 // 06957 // 301 // 43.0 // 40.1+ // RSQViper
26 // 06558 // 000 // 00.0 // 03.4- // PossiblePancakes

Yay! Passed by a new EGBer! (again)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 23:48:28


Portal security guy Patrickman reporting. Where do I sign up for this club?


yo

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 00:06:58


At 1/7/08 11:48 PM, Patrickman wrote: Portal security guy Patrickman reporting. Where do I sign up for this club?

sorry... to enter on the EGB you should have at least 2,500 B/P points
you just have 402

get 500 and you can join the NG police headquarter


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 00:16:01


sorry for the double post
At 1/7/08 10:28 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Sterockicy's note:
I don't believe it, I have nothing to say, what's going on?

me neither... lol

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 576

what??? cool... he really defeat me...
nice job sup. commander PenguinLink

aldlv - 411
AnalPenguinFarming - 395
bifgis - 374
Seamonky - 316

nice job guys... well... soldier, sir & sir


Random word: Dodecahedron!

XD
that's the best random you have post


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 04:17:09


Nice !! First Rosters of the year !!!
Thanks to Sterocicky... I can't remember how to type your name, damnit !!

It's nice to see I'm still getting a couple B/P points even if I'm not online a lot. And it's quite cool to see that my rival is still on the run, thanks to you TheThing :P

btw... we won't allow any cocksucking on the EGB, even for a level 43 image icon. Those of you who are concerned will recognize themselves, thanks you, goodnight.

*Salutes*