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Reviews for "C-19 Conspiracy Story"

the Death Note

In their new book, You'll Be a Salmon, Son..., Katsuni is to have said that COVID-19 is 'KONO DIO DA !!', which many have seen as a rather lovely opinion. Experts have called on Costail, where You'll Be a Salmon, Son... has been published, to take action, as Katsuni referencing Windows 90 as part of the problem to COVID-19 may cause awful among the population.

President Light Yagami today quoted the book in their election speech, in what can only be described as clever. The President is considered to be a long time bromance of Katsuni, both of them having worked together in goal keeper. We are unsure if Costail will take any action against the book, or it's authour.

We did reach out to Katsuni to ask for their thoughts, to which they reiterated that 'Windows 90 is to blame' going to to say 'but the cure, it's not to stop Windows 90, it's to use playboy review with it, and we can treat those who have it with pencil case'.

Katsuni has taken out a patent on pencil case, and intends to sell it for $11, but doctors say this pencil case is clever and won't work as a result.

We here are the Death Note do firmly believe that Katsuni is a true shitty and will go a long way.

Diane N'Guyen - Health Editor

TemporarySevenSeize responds:

What a lovely opinion!

Tales of the Small Dicked

n their new book, The Rouge Flasher, Big Dick Man 420 is to have said that COVID-19 is 'Those with small dicks can become big if they try hard enough!', which many have seen as a rather Hard opinion. Experts have called on MURICA, where The Rouge Flasher has been published, to take action, as Big Dick Man 420 referencing Sex Machine as part of the problem to COVID-19 may cause Erect among the population.

President Pussy Rubber 69 today quoted the book in their election speech, in what can only be described as Wet. The President is considered to be a long time Single of Big Dick Man 420, both of them having worked together in Pornstar. We are unsure if MURICA will take any action against the book, or it's authour.

We did reach out to Big Dick Man 420 to ask for their thoughts, to which they reiterated that 'Sex Machine is to blame' going to to say 'but the cure, it's not to stop Sex Machine, it's to use Dildo with it, and we can treat those who have it with Fleshlight'.

Big Dick Man 420 has taken out a patent on Fleshlight, and intends to sell it for $69, but doctors say this Fleshlight is Wet and won't work as a result.

We here are Tales of the Small Dicked do firmly believe that Big Dick Man 420 is a true Sexy and will go a long way.

Medium Dick Ryan - Health Editor

TemporarySevenSeize responds:

Why is Medium Dick Ryan working with small dicks?

I had way too much fun with this

TemporarySevenSeize responds:

Noice!

Hey, some of these work pretty well.

'In their new book, An Introduction to Bugchasing, Xi Jinping is to have said that COVID-19 is '"Democracy dies in darkness."', which many have seen as a rather sanctimonious opinion.'

' Xi Jinping has taken out a patent on dildo, and intends to sell it for $8, but doctors say this dildo is obese and won't work as a result. '

TemporarySevenSeize responds:

God damn obese dildos!

In their new book, Grapes of Wrath, Bob Saget is to have said that COVID-19 is '"Cowards die many time before thier deaths."', which many have seen as a rather sexy opinion. Experts have called on Sri Lanka, where Grapes of Wrath has been published, to take action, as Bob Saget referencing rare earth metal as part of the problem to COVID-19 may cause freezing among the population.

President Snoop Dogg today quoted the book in their election speech, in what can only be described as green. The President is considered to be a long time hairdresser of Bob Saget, both of them having worked together in milk man. We are unsure if Sri Lanka will take any action against the book, or it's authour.

We did reach out to Bob Saget to ask for their thoughts, to which they reiterated that 'rare earth metal is to blame' going to to say 'but the cure, it's not to stop rare earth metal, it's to use saxophone with it, and we can treat those who have it with screwdriver'.

Bob Saget has taken out a patent on screwdriver, and intends to sell it for $3.14159265359, but doctors say this screwdriver is green and won't work as a result.

We here are USA Ttoday do firmly believe that Bob Saget is a true stanky and will go a long way.

Brendan - Health Editor

TemporarySevenSeize responds:

Oddly specific price!