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Reviews for "SS - Human History 1"

10 for making me laugh so hard I cried - by hooya2

I been following this series and I have to write a review:

Animation - not that much but not bad either.
Story - what a bunch of bull!
Humor - lmao!
Is so sad that some people believe in all this stuff even when scientific evidence says otherwise. And then, these people have the nervs of calling us Christians crazy!

RiverJordan responds:

Actually, throughout the series i've been proving that everything that i disucssed in this lesson makes sense, through both science AND spirituality, your Christianity is included in this new understanding.

wow very cool

mind blowing

The guy under me KINDA has a point...

I've been with you the whole ride, and I've been a steadfast supporter of what you've been doing: Sure, you get facts wrong here and there and sometimes off and your examples aren't well developed, but a lot of the points are still interesting and its something to muse on when I'm having a dull day.

...and up until this point, the series greatest strength has been its pacing. You never really demanded we swallow too much at a time, it was all very manageable and while you did make increasingly strange points and predictions it all came at a rate that was easy to handle.

...and you just blew it all out of the water. Too much too fast in this episode, and whats worse, it has to be some of your most outlandish propositions yet. I know you began this episode with a disclaimer saying its something we had to discover for ourselves, but... it was all just too ridiculous, and way too much at a time. You force-fed me a lot of spiritual stuff and gave almost no explanation or fact behind it, just assuming we'd 'roll' with it, but... no, this was way too much, way too soon.

I know these episodes are hard to make and you have a lot you want to talk about, but when you do stuff like this, you lose most of your credibility. I was always willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, but... no, this time you just sound straight-up crazy. You didn't give us manageable bites of information, and for that, your points will suffer.

THAT said... It's still a very nice story. A fun story. Its kinda like you threw your hands in the air, said "Screw it", and you took a lot of the concepts you told us about in earlier episodes and combined them into one giant crossover story. The point where I stopped taking it as fact and instead treated it like some spiritual fanfiction, I started to really enjoy it a lot more than when you were ACTUALLY considering it a history.

...Look, I'm not saying you're wrong, necessarily, I'm not a historian or a guru of spiritual matters, but it was a lot more fun for me when I was pretending it was fake, and that doesn't bode well for a series that has "Science" in the name. If you want these to be taken with a sliver of credibility and genuine, thoughtful respect, you'll have to go slower and explain EVERYTHING... because otherwise you just sound like a very imaginative conspiracy theorist.

Bottom line: too much information this episode, slow things down a bit.

thanks

RiverJordan responds:

Yes, i understand how many people will feel this way about this lesson. You know, i don't believe i am actually covering "more" information, or "too much", but rather i am covering a different type of information.

Everything else i've talked about, has been putting the pieces together between science and religion. Over 11 lessons, i feel i've made a solid case for how dimensions work and the power that consciousness has over everything. And now, i am telling a story that nobody remembers (and there's a reason for that).

At the beginning, yeah, it'll feel that way, but by the end, you may just begin to see where we came from in a different way.

Time-Traveling Jews and Invading Martians

I came here expecting to hear some crazy stuff, but WOW was this fucking crazy. At the start I was taking you seriously, and I was genuinely thinking about fact-checking your science claims about the Pyramid of Giza--moving 2-3 ton blocks doesn't sound that hard if you use log rollers, and lining up blocks with high precision should be easy.

However, that was only at the start, when you were making some sense. About half-way through I just started laughing. Even if your claims about their being holes in modern theories were true, I still wouldn't be able to take this massive pile of crazy seriously. Magical symbols on the ground, psychic powers, TWO DIFFERENT alien races, giant swirling vortexes of energy over Atlantis, it's like you threw a bunch of SciFi books in a blender! It's so ridiculous I just couldn't stop laughing! I paused a little bit when you said the Hebrews were a different race--I was thinking antisemitism?--but then I realized, no, they were TIME-TRAVELING JEWS FROM THE FUTURE! and then there was FUCKING MARTIANS! and I was laughing so hard I cried!

Then I read the comments, and laughed harder. Your minds were blown? It's making you rethink something? LOL! Are you all damn lunatics?

10 for making me laugh so hard I cried.

RiverJordan responds:

lmfao, i'm glad you enjoyed it. I recommend you check out the rest of the series though, as it will make more sense. When you understand the nature of consciousness, how dimensions work, and the geometries that pull it all together, it actually makes sense.

See, the others aren't saying their minds were blown because they'll believe anything, but because i've explained this from the ground up across 11 other 10 minute segments. They understand how it works, and fits into the puzzle, you don't seem to. No offense.

I hope you find what you're looking for :)
Jordan

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Too much real life