if cannon crotch touched a pillow, he'd die
if you duck, they duck too and kill you. the tank can magically shoot you no matter what.and that is all i feel i need to say about this game.my summary;this game pisses me off. i gave the game two points for creativity and two for the soundtrack. i took away four for the tank and over itelligence for ai, and two for the lack of items, health, etc. you should make a condom launcher block your cannon and you have to mash "A" to break free
BA BOOM!
Hmmm, lets see here... you've got nazis, check. Metal slug type shooter, check. Aaaaaaaaand you seem to have a crotch capable of firing ballistics and grenades.
Check.
Xd good
Good game man XD
UGH
the only thing i don like about this game is thats its no type of vatality(life).....do better in the 2nd game
CannonCrotch
CannonCrotch? really? unique name. story of the game is that Hitler never died. he was frozen. and unfrozted by Nazi's. how original. seriously i mean it. well. ill be honest i didnt like this game much. its not a run n gun game mostly because you cant run and shoot and you die in one hit. which is annoying in this game and alot of others. you get one power up. which is machine gun. and thats all there is. one thing i will praise about this game is the music for the first boss. sounds Irish and has a nice beat. 4/10 2/5.