Lotsa stories
Once upon a time, there was a alien kingdom called burningham. Everything was peaceful in burningham until one day a sticky creature called lolsvert attacked. lolsvert had the toe of a/an alien and the nail of a/an small rat. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one tall knight to save burningham, and that knight's name was Black. As soon as Black heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky purple armor and started riding his alexandre to lolsvert's lair. He took his medium condom and jumped the beast's eyelash. The beast screamed ImhappyNOT!!! And then kissed at Black almost killing him. Black used his last bit of energy to stare lolsvert away. Thanks to Black, the kingdom of burningham was saved and Black and the princess lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time, there was a ugly kingdom called atlantis. Everything was peaceful in atlantis until one day a pedophile creature called Alfred attacked. Alfred had the belly of a/an teacher and the knee of a/an pig bacon. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one horny knight to save atlantis, and that knight's name was Diane. As soon as Diane heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky salmonela armor and started riding his plane to Alfred's lair. He took his burnt cricket and typed the beast's pinky. The beast screamed im alfred!!! And then missed at Diane almost killing him. Diane used his last bit of energy to wave Alfred away. Thanks to Diane, the kingdom of atlantis was saved and Diane and the princess lived happily ever after.
99 years ago, in a campsite in greece, a/an smart camper named Plato had the adventure of his life. It all began in one creative morning when Plato was hunting rabbits. He heard a genie roar louder than any rabbit he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same genie roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an hairy creature with grey fur. Plato knew this had to be the hairy Bigfoot. Plato had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby stone. He started to think of meat, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and fucked at Plato. Holy he was gay grass, yelled Plato, as the grey beast reached him. Plato was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of Plato around that campsite in greece.
Once upon a time, there was a pro kingdom called Azeroth. Everything was peaceful in Azeroth until one day a noob creature called Pudge attacked. Pudge had the 2nd head of a/an Roshan and the paw of a/an Morphling. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one lagger knight to save Azeroth, and that knight's name was Traxex. As soon as Traxex heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky teal armor and started riding his Juggernaut to Pudge's lair. He took his tank dvinrapier and pawned the beast's horns. The beast screamed Host noob!!! And then lagged at Traxex almost killing him. Traxex used his last bit of energy to doublekill Pudge away. Thanks to Traxex, the kingdom of Azeroth was saved and Traxex and the princess lived happily ever after.
For DoTA fans XD
Oh and theres a missing value for spaceship name :P
It always says undefined