This is my (randomly ownage) story:
Once upon a time, there was a blue kingdom called GrayVill. Everything was peaceful in GrayVill until one day a nooby creature called n00b attacked. n00b had the poop of a/an dinosaur and the crap of a/an sister. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one fat knight to save GrayVill, and that knight's name was OWNT. As soon as OWNT heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky black armor and started riding his speaker to n00b's lair. He took his poopish banana and pooped the beast's blahh. The beast screamed eww!!! And then owned at OWNT almost killing him. OWNT used his last bit of energy to ran n00b away. Thanks to OWNT, the kingdom of GrayVill was saved and OWNT and the princess lived happily ever after.