this is fucked up!
In the year 3037A.D. Spaceman idiot from planet space was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 1! He was going so fast that he didn't see the green planet left from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the green planet dragged his good ship and crashed it. Spaceman idiot knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer missiles. Luckily, there was a/an shitty military base nearby. idiot sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying car behind some crates of ballzs. Before he could ride car back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of bears attack a baby cat. idiot pulled out his lazer missiles an beat the fuck out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. idiot got on the vehicle and flew away. uhh!!! All that was left from the plant was green dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an idiotic death from the explosion. Spaceman idiot became a hero in space and was worshipped for many years.