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Reviews for "Make Your Own Story!!!"

this is fucked up!

In the year 3037A.D. Spaceman idiot from planet space was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 1! He was going so fast that he didn't see the green planet left from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the green planet dragged his good ship and crashed it. Spaceman idiot knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer missiles. Luckily, there was a/an shitty military base nearby. idiot sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying car behind some crates of ballzs. Before he could ride car back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of bears attack a baby cat. idiot pulled out his lazer missiles an beat the fuck out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. idiot got on the vehicle and flew away. uhh!!! All that was left from the plant was green dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an idiotic death from the explosion. Spaceman idiot became a hero in space and was worshipped for many years.

LOL

Loved it

66 years ago, in a campsite in Drug Tree, a/an Ugly camper named Jack Ass had the adventure of his life. It all began in one Perky morning when Jack Ass was hunting Dogs. He heard a Retarded roar louder than any Dog he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same Retarded roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an Gay creature with Black fur. Jack Ass knew this had to be the Gay Bigfoot. Jack Ass had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby Door knob. He started to think of Hotdog, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and Worked at Jack Ass. Holy #### Cat, yelled Jack Ass, as the Black beast reached him. Jack Ass was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of Jack Ass around that campsite in Drug Tree.

I found the battle to be pretty hilarious XD

Once upon a time, there was a blue kingdom called Finklevill. Everything was peaceful in Finklevill until one day a idiotic creature called Lord Shit attacked. Lord Shit had the Leg of a/an Giraffe and the Toe of a/an antelope. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one sad knight to save Finklevill, and that knight's name was Billy Joe. As soon as Billy Joe heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky green armor and started riding his Hippo to Lord Shit's lair. He took his big ass corkgun and groped the beast's Ass. The beast screamed Mc-asshole!!! And then dropped at Billy Joe almost killing him. Billy Joe used his last bit of energy to implode Lord Shit away. Thanks to Billy Joe, the kingdom of Finklevill was saved and Billy Joe and the princess lived happily ever after.

Okay:
Once upon a time, there was a Super kingdom called Perveland. Everything was peaceful in Perveland until one day a Terrible creature called Teacher attacked. Teacher had the Googles of a/an Nerd and the Books of a/an Pervert. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Retarded knight to save Perveland, and that knight's name was Fartman. As soon as Fartman heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Red armor and started riding his Turtle to Teacher's lair. He took his Awesome Sword and Insulted the beast's Mom. The beast screamed Son of a!!! And then Cryed at Fartman almost killing him. Fartman used his last bit of energy to Push Teacher away. Thanks to Fartman, the kingdom of Perveland was saved and Fartman and the princess lived happily ever after.

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Once upon a time, there was a pretty kingdom called Vagina. Everything was peaceful in Vagina until one day a hot creature called Dick attacked. Dick had the Dick of a/an Dog and the Balls of a/an Cat. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one dirty knight to save Vagina, and that knight's name was Nasty Fuck. As soon as Nasty Fuck heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky white armor and started riding his Goose to Dick's lair. He took his stinky Dildo and fucked the beast's Tits. The beast screamed Goshdammit!!! And then sucked at Nasty Fuck almost killing him. Nasty Fuck used his last bit of energy to lol Dick away. Thanks to Nasty Fuck, the kingdom of Vagina was saved and Nasty Fuck and the princess lived happily ever after.

Best online game ever, 5/5