my story lol
Once upon a time, there was a miniscule kingdom called marioland. Everything was peaceful in marioland until one day a gigantic creature called bowser attacked. bowser had the e-dick of a/an dildolickr and the e-boobs of a/an goomba. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one tiny knight to save marioland, and that knight's name was randydog. As soon as randydog heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky gold-silvr armor and started riding his koopa to bowser's lair. He took his humungous fuck off gun and fucked the beast's e-butt. The beast screamed mothafuckz!!! And then shagged randydog almost killing him. randydog used his last bit of energy to wank bowser away. Thanks to randydog, the kingdom of marioland was saved and randydog and the princess lived happily ever after.
fuck off being massive hug gingantic
lol bowser has e-boobs and e-dick
the wrod at has been took out or it wouldnt be funny