"He took the shitty crowbar and fucked the beast's
balls. He then shitted all over Fred Durst, almost killing him."
This is amazing.
Reviews for "Make Your Own Story!!!"
mines the best!!!first try too
Once upon a time, there was a horny kingdom called mianus. Everything was peaceful in mianus until one day a new creature called assburgher attacked. assburgher had the penis of a/an dog and the ear of a/an horse. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one quickly knight to save mianus, and that knight's name was x. As soon as x heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky black armor and started riding his octopus to assburgher's lair. He took his hard dildo and fucked the beast's ass. The beast screamed take me!!!!!! And then raped at x almost killing him. x used his last bit of energy to slap assburgher away. Thanks to x, the kingdom of mianus was saved and x and the princess lived happily ever after.
LOL! JUST LOL!
In the year 3099A.D. Spaceman Skittles from planet Triangle was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 9999! He was going so fast that he didn't see the Chicken planet Somewhere from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the Chicken planet dragged his Cat Filled ship and crashed it. Spaceman Skittles knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer Water Gun. Luckily, there was a/an Powerfull military base nearby. Skittles sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying Cat behind some crates of Dead Catss. Before he could ride Cat back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of Baby Pigs attack a baby Worms. Skittles pulled out his lazer Water Gun an beat the Happy out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. Skittles got on the vehicle and flew away. BlockHead!!! All that was left from the plant was Chicken dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an Strong death from the explosion. Spaceman Skittles became a hero in Triangle and was worshipped for many years.
Excellent!
Once upon a time, there was a Small kingdom called Mordor. Everything was peaceful in Mordor until one day a Large creature called Smily Face attacked. Smily Face had the Arm of a/an Fish and the Groin of a/an Leprechaun. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Cheesy knight to save Mordor, and that knight's name was Philly. As soon as Philly heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Brown armor and started riding his Tortoise to Smily Face's lair. He took his Smelly Trebuchet and slapped the beast's Middle Toe. The beast screamed OMG!!! And then kicked at Philly almost killing him. Philly used his last bit of energy to lick Smily Face away. Thanks to Philly, the kingdom of Mordor was saved and Philly and the princess lived happily ever after.
This was mine. Would've been better with more stories. =]
Keep this up!
funny as shit!!!
howd this get underdog??? i love it
u rock XD