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Once upon a time, there was a Horny kingdom called Your Mom. Everything was peaceful in Your Mom until one day a Homosexual creature called Buttsex attacked. Buttsex had the Penis of a/an Wiener and the Vagina of a/an Poop. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Ugly knight to save Your Mom, and that knight's name was Doucheass. As soon as Doucheass heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Brownaspoo armor and started riding his Boyfriend to Buttsex's lair. He took his Fuckface Dick Blade and Pissed the beast's Anus. The beast screamed fuckfuckfu!!! And then Crapped at Doucheass almost killing him. Doucheass used his last bit of energy to Shit Buttsex away. Thanks to Doucheass, the kingdom of Your Mom was saved and Doucheass and the princess lived happily ever after.