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**Update Fixed the issue with the play button becoming unresponsive
*Slower computers will need to run this on low quality (hit q)!
Here is our entry for the Game Jam 5, with the theme 'Literature'!
Due to my illiteracy I could only think of a kids tale!
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.
Scattered around the house, she saw porridge and chairs, and she was all "shewt, I'm hawngry as hell and want to break something." Which is what she proceeded to do...
I want to like it but unforgivingly difficult
-made me laugh
-good concept really makes me want to like it
-controls work well enough
-the difficulty, once the bears get fast the game becomes an ultimate challenge why im not normally one to complain about difficulty this was unfair most of the time, the bears get so fast avoiding them becomes impossible and if you are in one room and papa bear walks in and mama bear is on the other side you have no chance to survive
-you can get stuck on to many objects and be killed cheaply
-Papa bears circle is too big if your trapped in a room with pap bear blocking you you can't escape even on full speed
I really want to like this game and when i started and Papa bear yelled about goldilocks eating the porridge i laughed but then i was unfairly killed killed over and over again and i just couldn't like it. Good game for the amount of time you had to make it but if you ever revisit this game just take away the randomness and make things alittle easier
Good idea, but...
Its a good idea, but it may need some work.
Still, good work on it.
dah stupid bullshit
this is fucking inpossible though th artwork was good ill givit a 3
this is not really all that great
I find the bears are way too fast not to mention if they come at you from all angles for no reason at all. If you get caught between two of them it is game over. the controls seem a little slugish and the music is one god awful loop. There is no safe spot to stop in the game to think out a way around them if they had a pattern.
The art is ok, but most of the animations are just bland. Goldy looks like she is giving a bj whenever she is eating the crud.
Next time try making the game a bit easier and work on getting in some more music.
Wtf is this s***
I got bored in about... 5 seconds, the bears look like there on crack, they go at like 5 mph, and you walk (Yet alone, eat) at like 2 mph, also the graphics would be good, if the other things didnt go in with there crappyness, I only gave this one cause of the background. A huge Piece of s***.
1/10 Review Stars, 1/5 Vote Stars.
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