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Get a Life

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*Sigh... I wish I had submitted this on time for V-Day :)

Get a Life is a complex dating Sim game:

Choose a fully-customizable character
Build up talents and abilities in more than 20 areas
Choose between 15 trades
Explore the city and interact with other characters...
Deal with attractiveness, reputation, jealousy, etc.

There are 7 ways to beat the game, the most obvious one being "Finding true love with your soulmate".

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Update for those who are writing to ask for instructions or more information on the outcome of your actions:
The lack of instructions is intentional.
Providing instructions would ruin the game in my opinion cuz if you have the "keycode" on how to beat the game, then it becomes a simple "repeatedly click the button" game.


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The game doesn't work anymore...
I remember playing this game.

This game does not work at all. So it should just be removed.

I remember this when it first came out fun times I used to play it in my freetime in college... an old game but a much loved classic in my book

I have no idea how to make Wade not angry at me anymore. I gave him so many items, yet he was still mad. I also found out that if you phone your friends until the AP gets into negative, you won't have to sleep. All the stats and stuff still go up, too. I DID have to eat, though. Then when you do go to bed, the AP will go back to 100.

hu, i can't wear anything i buy, only the start clothes :/

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3.54 / 5.00

Feb 15, 2008
12:31 PM EST