00:00
00:00
Newgrounds Background Image Theme
Upgrade Your Account!

Attention! We're rallying new Supporters to help us keep ads off Newgrounds!

Please consider becoming a Supporter today!

Shout out to @travsaus for megaphone tankman!

Get a Life

Share Collapse

Author Comments

*Sigh... I wish I had submitted this on time for V-Day :)

Get a Life is a complex dating Sim game:

Choose a fully-customizable character
Build up talents and abilities in more than 20 areas
Choose between 15 trades
Explore the city and interact with other characters...
Deal with attractiveness, reputation, jealousy, etc.

There are 7 ways to beat the game, the most obvious one being "Finding true love with your soulmate".

_ _ _

Update for those who are writing to ask for instructions or more information on the outcome of your actions:
The lack of instructions is intentional.
Providing instructions would ruin the game in my opinion cuz if you have the "keycode" on how to beat the game, then it becomes a simple "repeatedly click the button" game.

HAVE FUN! :)

Log in / sign up to vote & review!

Newgrounds accounts are free and registered users see fewer ads!

bruh