Jacob The Guardsman
Another day, another silly character.
"...Another goddamned day, guarding this goddamn door. Day out and day in I guard a door nobody enters nor exits, just in case somebody one day decides to actually enter or exit. Everyday, eight days a week. Just so that I could bring Hiola to The Golden Fork some day. But then again, when would I have time to do that, guarding this goddamn door, every goddamn day."
Guard at the Miss Minchen's Museum of Unnecesary Things