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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 02:08:35


When you think about it it's pretty amazing all the contraptions and other things they do to make your teeth move the way they're suppose to be. I had little plastic elastics I had to wear at night to make a few of my bottom teeth come higher. It was a pain to attach the little fuckers to my braces, and they hurt pretty good in the morning. And now I have two wires stuck to my upper and lower four front teeth. They are apparently there for life, but it's not bad, I got used to it pretty quick.

I would just bad for anyone that had to get braces 10-15 years ago, with all those crazy ugly contraptions they had. That kind of stuff would scar you mentally for life. You look good, but your high school days are hell. I'm glad my stuff was simple and I only had to wear a stupid retainer at night.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 02:17:26


well got a little b/ping in just enough to get my points deposited and should be on there for a little while longer and going to try to work on that whistle of mine which has been stuck on silver for a while.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 02:22:45


Just imagine if you had like a whole helmet and a bunch of metal sticking out of your mouth. Like you see in the movies. Freaking real life Jaws except scarier.

Speaking of Jaws. Maybe I should get a grill, like those stupid rappers. Think I would look cool.

Oh and what's up with everybody having 5 times more saves than blams. You guys don't know how to vote.

Or maybe it just shows the difference in eras. When I used to vote a lot more 6 years ago most of the stuff that was crap actually got blammed. But I still make it a point to keep my blam to save ration two to one.

Two blams for every save.

You guys are woosseeeesss. Hehe.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 03:00:57


Chris Beer crap submitted again. I think he does it same time every night.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 03:25:00


Yea I did. This is not the same one. Now, it's a penis and a vagina. Last time when it was resubmitted it was a penis and a black dude. Which is his interacial porn 2 i think. DONT flag this one. It's not flaggable. But if it manages to get blammed, look for it to pop up again eventually, then flag it. It's Malicious category. A lot of people don't know that flash that is resubmitted after being blammed without any effort to change the flash falls in the malicious category. It's important knowledge!

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 04:01:20


Just to give you all an idea of how many people mass vote for Chris Beers crap:

Date Submitted

03/13/2009 | 02:59AM EST
File Information

Movie | 3.2 MB

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Current Score

1.93 / 5.00

202 votes | 174 views

28 votes that have no views...

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 04:36:36


He just tells a bunch of people to vote 5 at the same time. Plus usually these kind of people will have multiple accounts set up, so they will log in with all of their alt accounts and vote it in. Probability is that the second part is what is actually going on, because I did the calculation and he needed 78 people to vote 5 and the rest 0 to get that score with 202 votes. The other reason why I think it happened like that is because he always submits his stuff at 3 am ET time, or some early morning time, so that less people besides him and his accomplices vote on the stuff. All his flash so far have passed with the same 1.90 ish score, so I'm pretty positive he's been using the same scheme over and over again.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 06:48:02


At 3/13/09 04:40 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Also i just realised this whole page is just me and you talking! Haha, it's just a red hammer page! Apart from the blue one half way down. Haha!

Yeah that tends to happen when it's early in the morning. But anyway im getting an early jump on things cause im never up this early unless i stay up all night.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 08:12:19


At 3/13/09 07:38 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Yeah, i've been up all night. I wouldn't usually be up and posting that early. I would be at school now but i'm off due to toothache (read the 1st fews posts of this page to find out) This wouldn't happen usually. Still i'm glad that i'm up and posting before everyone! Usually its the other way around!

Yeah i know same here. But here lately i have been around here this early for like 3 or 4 days now which is unusual for me.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 13:05:03


If he's really on New Zealand time, that explains it then.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 13:11:58


About the NGPD flash in the Krusty Krab employee video style, might I say that it is a fan-fucking-tastic idea, and though my flash skill is limited I will help in any other way I can if needed. Might I suggest one part for it? Near the end, assuming that you have one main character throughout (similar to how Spongebob was the recurring character for that episode), maybe you could do a scene where he is promoted to Private, and have me (being the Liaision Officer - maybe represented by the Conan with an Angry Faic like in my sig) and Slash (being the EGB Recruitment Officer - how he'd like to be represented I don't know) from the EGB barge in and drag them off kicking and screaming to the Barracks.

Just a though, but it just came to me and I thought it might be humourous.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 13:14:48


If we go with that, i want that character. Please? I am the second-longest veteran who isn't in the EGB (Damnit Tails!Beatmwe again!) and besides, it wouldn't wor with Tails. He'll never mpve to the EGB. That requires "work". Now, I could make my character design if I was this character. So, maybe? PLEASE?!

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 13:30:04


At 3/13/09 07:38 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 3/13/09 06:48 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Yeah that tends to happen when it's early in the morning. But anyway im getting an early jump on things cause im never up this early unless i stay up all night.
Yeah, i've been up all night. I wouldn't usually be up and posting that early. I would be at school now but i'm off due to toothache (read the 1st fews posts of this page to find out) This wouldn't happen usually. Still i'm glad that i'm up and posting before everyone! Usually its the other way around!

How the hell do you get days off because you have tooth pain?? That never happened to me. I would've had days off every month when they adjusted my braces.
Would've been cool to have a red hammer page, but I had to go to bed eventually. I'm on Pacific Time but 2 am starts to get late, and my girlfriend gets pissier the later I wake her up going to bed. Good thing we don't have a clock in our bedroom haha, she never knows what time I come to bed. Usually I tell her midnight even if it's like 2-3.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 14:18:10


Alright, just because I am lazy, can someone please summarize what's been going on?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 14:47:52


Planning a flash.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 16:18:33


Ah, thanks, I've barely had anytime to do any work on my homework these last 2 days, yesterday I watched movies, and today, my brother came home for a day or so and thus keeping me in the kitchen all day. T_T


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 16:19:26


Reasons why I don't post here:

At 3/13/09 02:56 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 3/13/09 02:47 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Planning a flash.
Got it in one!
Also we have been speaking about my brace and how it hurts and stuff.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 16:33:44


At 3/13/09 04:19 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Reasons why I don't post here:

At 3/13/09 02:56 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 3/13/09 02:47 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Planning a flash.
Got it in one!
Also we have been speaking about my brace and how it hurts and stuff.

I thought it was because you had a life?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 16:36:08


Eh, don't mess with him too much, it could come back to bite you in the ass and you may end up regretting it, BIG TIME.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 16:39:20


Apologies for my absence. The wires on my computer have started messing around, so it's been dying pretty often. I'll also be out with friends for most of the time tomorrow, so it's likely that I'll be pretty inactive here over the weekend. Hopefully everything will be working perfectly again by Monday.

At 3/12/09 05:37 PM, Fremen wrote: Nice...that actually brings up a good idea for a flash movie promoting the NGPD.

I'd love to contribute to that. Since I'm absolutely terrible at animation, I'll try to make a short minigame that could be added into the preloader, or added as an easter egg. Perhaps something like a kick-up game with a police-related image in it.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 16:40:20


Wasn't there already something similar to this submitted a week or so ago?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 16:43:01


THIS IS TO ATTRACT YOUR ATTENTION:
I just remembered, all this talk about the flash project should be held at our private forum. I don't want our home thread to go on for pages jabbering about this operation. Go crazy.

We'll keep portal related discussions here. If you want to continue on with the flash movie, keep it on the private forums as provided above.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 16:44:26


At 3/13/09 04:34 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 3/13/09 04:33 PM, Crusher117 wrote: I thought it was because you had a life?
And your point being? Are you trying to insult me there or something?

Uhm, no? I was referring to an out of NG conversation me and Neonflame had

Shocking, I know...

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 16:55:44


At 3/13/09 04:19 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Reasons why I don't post here:

At 3/13/09 02:56 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 3/13/09 02:47 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Planning a flash.
Got it in one!
Also we have been speaking about my brace and how it hurts and stuff.

Reasons why you are a d-bag:

Longest NewsPost ever
Posted by NeonFlame126 May. 1, 2008 @ 7:51 PM EDT

I want to get the longest News post ever, so max out posts or just sign your name, do whatever. I'll max out this post if enough people tell me to. :P POST DAMMIT!

EDIT: The only comments I will delete are comments insulting me or other users. You will be banned from my page and your comment will be deleted.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 17:06:25


Now Spiffy, Neon is a long time member here and that's just the kind of guy he is; sarcastic, somewhat condescending, and definitely no betty crocker. Sure, that's not the greatest personality to have here, but it isn't hurting anyone. Let's try not to be hatin' on each other okay?

WHAI YALL HATIN?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 17:22:50


At 3/13/09 05:06 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
WHAI YALL HATIN?

That's good. I'm a sarcastic man myself. Hehe. No harm intended.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 17:50:25


Since I'm too lazy to quote everyone, I'm bulleting this:

1. It means that lately there's been a lot of babble that has proved futile in the past. Read up through the thread, this has been tried - several times, I think - and it's pretty much been abandoned every time. Reasons: Lack of flash, lack of flash skills, lack of motivation.
Re: Reason 2

At 3/13/09 12:41 AM, Lizzardis wrote: i have no experience with flash,
At 3/13/09 01:28 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote: I guess we're pretty much all in the same boat as far as flash skills go huh.

- Lack of present skills

2. LOL Crusher

3. Meh, ever since a few members (you can guess) joined I just can't stand to read this thread much anymore. I actually just read the posts of the people I respect. i.e. Tails, Crusher, Mike, Gu-rrilla, etc.

4. S1lent, you just went up a notch. Nothing too great usually comes out of these, but I've wanted to post this for soooo long.

5. Tails, do people use that? :P you know I'm joking.

6. I'm a shower bag? (Inside joke.) Spiffy, That was posted almost a year ago. You'd be surprised how cold, sadistic, heartless, and partially suicidal a person can turn in 10 months. I don't post anything else there because there's nothing to post about.

7. I wasn't going to do this, but I will anyway.

Reasons why you're a d-bag:
Posted by SpiffyMasta Feb. 18, 2009 @ 8:18 PM EST
I've never posted here before, and I'm sure no one will read it, but that little crying icon was annoying.
How many people are tired of the clock crew. At least the ones that do really shitty animations?

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8. All those are true, but don't forget lazy. I'm REALLY lazy. I also estimate that in about 20 weeks, we'll be about tied for B/P points.

9. I miss Jew.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 17:54:36


It makes perfect sense then. But you are right, I think we need to put our brains together to find a solution to all this [PP] crap.

P.S.
I really don't care that much about B/P points. I worry more about blamming crap than anything else.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 18:21:02


OO = Owl Orchard. They same pretty recent to me and i think today is there spam day.

They seem like one of those wannabee spam groups in my opinion.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-03-13 18:58:45


At 3/13/09 06:45 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 3/13/09 06:21 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: OO = Owl Orchard. They same pretty recent to me and i think today is there spam day.
Damn right! They are out in force!
The beginning of their flashes are pretty funny. I wonder if they are here to stay?

Probably not unless they start recruiting flash artists as crazy as them. But yeah i will admit that there flash movies aren't that that bad and if they made a collab then I'm sure they'd score some points but a spam group is a spam group. I saw a few of their flash movies and i didn't want to give them a 0 until i saw that this was all part of their spam raid day...


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