In 24-Hours, I'll come back and choose the best suggested origin story...I need my beauty sleep.
Good luck, Dick Neck! Hope that they come up with one that retains a fraction of your dignity.
In 24-Hours, I'll come back and choose the best suggested origin story...I need my beauty sleep.
Good luck, Dick Neck! Hope that they come up with one that retains a fraction of your dignity.
I gotta admit, the last 5 or so pages of this thread have been really fucking anti-climatic. What's with all these new images being posted of other douchie looking guys? This is not an acceptable way to treat Dick Neck. Dick Neck is our friend and as such we should show him the utmost respect, and continue photoshopping him into every possible scenario that exaggerates his neck even more than it's already exaggerated in real life.
Frankly, the only entertainment I've had these past few pages was the appearance of YoinK and Phobotech's potentially awesome comic book series. You all have greatly disappointed me, I hope you plan on making it up.
Also, as much as I hate to admit it, it's almost become painstakingly obvious that Dick Neck is just a troll account. But, either way, this shit was still thoroughly entertaining.
I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.
At 4/30/09 05:28 AM, Phobotech wrote: In 24-Hours, I'll come back and choose the best suggested origin story...I need my beauty sleep.
Good luck, Dick Neck! Hope that they come up with one that retains a fraction of your dignity.
Once upon a time, in the days of old, man and beast roamed the world as rulers. During this miraculous period of shared sapience (which no one remembers or ever will mention again), a man named Heinrich Schlonger and a Giraffe named Gertrude fell in love and became wed. Soon, thier union bore a son named Porro. Porro was much beloved by his parents, and later his transgender sister/brother Irma. A quite lad from Jersey, no-one knew this Porro Schlonger one day grow up and become the man we know him as today; DICKNECK, conquoer of Hedge Mazes, destroyer of fence provided privacy, saviour of both the free world and Extra Wide Scarves Inc!
At 4/30/09 06:10 AM, DirtySyko wrote:
Also, as much as I hate to admit it, it's almost become painstakingly obvious that Dick Neck is just a troll account. But, either way, this shit was still thoroughly entertaining.
Let's just live our lives like he's real.
I mean. If billions of people can live their entire lives pretending God is real, then surely we can pretend that Dick Neck is not some alternate account for the purposes of this thread.
Also: snapping turtles.
Also: Aigrettes
Also: Wack-a-moles
At 4/30/09 05:28 AM, Phobotech wrote: In 24-Hours, I'll come back and choose the best suggested origin story...I need my beauty sleep.
Good luck, Dick Neck! Hope that they come up with one that retains a fraction of your dignity.
One night after the gym, he jack off and his cum fly over on his face and drink some of it..
He fell asleep and after that , The Beast Awakens.....
I suggest you stay away from airports.
Or else this will happen. Innocents will be harmed.
At 4/29/09 08:59 PM, DrForeman wrote:
fuck you man thats no cool bolo and me have normal necks see you guys just have short necks ever think about that maybe you all are just a bunch of short necked faggots that are pissed because i have a normal neck and bigger muscles, i heard in biology in 9th grade that having a NORMAL sized neck compared you your guys short neck means your brain stem is longer making it better for me to process information so yeah fuck you.
thats probably why me and Bolo are so much smarter than you faggots because we actually have normal sized necks instead of your short ass necks and Bolo looks like he works out too so he probably gets layed all the time
Your grammar is as bad as a pig's personal hygiene. And seriously, u spell jealous as jellyous? Epic fail. And btw its get LAID. Not layed. LONG LIVE THE DICK NECK!
Hank rocks!!!!
Wow, this is epic. This is the longest thread I've seen that bashed someone...who kind of deserved it.
Here is a pic of Dick Neck when he was just a young lad. As you can see, in his prepubescent, pre-steroid abuse days. His neck was retracted into his body, perhaps as he hit puberty, when his balls dropped and his penis enlarged. So did his neck.
Very Interesting...
At 4/30/09 10:59 AM, Shakyjake wrote: Vote 5!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 3581
I especially liked when you put the choppah gif.
Don't expect intelligence.
"VEGAN IS SYMBOLIC OPPRESSION! STOP THE MURDER OF PLANTS! GO SUNLIGHT DIET!"
At 4/30/09 05:17 AM, Phobotech wrote: I need to make this a continuing series, exclusive to this thread...
For the love of all that is green and good, you MUST continue with this series.
At 4/30/09 07:56 AM, Shakyjake wrote:At 4/30/09 03:48 AM, galatea1 wrote: Still think he needs to lay off the cheesy-poofs.Where you have failed, I have succeeded. Feel free to worship me.
I offer sacrifices to your altar
This is just 11 pages of funny posts, followed by 11 pages of people not letting something die. This has went from a funny troll, to a shit storm of people trying to jump on the LULZ bandwagon. The jokes are worn now. And this guy has a dickneck.
At 4/30/09 06:24 AM, Podburrys wrote: Once upon a time...
I think that story brought a tear to dickneck's eye.
New BBS rule for all you smartasses to scoff at!
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At 4/30/09 12:18 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote: This is just 11 pages of funny posts, followed by 11 pages of people not letting something die. This has went from a funny troll, to a shit storm of people trying to jump on the LULZ bandwagon. The jokes are worn now. And this guy has a dickneck.
A dickneck. Yes. Let us not forget what's important here.
At 4/30/09 12:37 PM, link-011 wrote: Oh no guys, I think we made his dick go soft..
Oh noez! Now he wont be able to fuck your my mom! D:
:D
At 4/30/09 05:28 AM, Phobotech wrote: In 24-Hours, I'll come back and choose the best suggested origin story...I need my beauty sleep.
Good luck, Dick Neck! Hope that they come up with one that retains a fraction of your dignity.
the day started off like any other day for amateur weightlifter DrForeman but by the end of the day his story would become legendary. He had been going through his normal routine and was at the Mathematics lab studying for his major with his friend lordTurnip. They were both trying to be as macho as they could and eventually decided to compare penis size. LordTurnip pulled out his dick and DrForeman felt a strange feeling burning inside him. He began to salivate and lustfully said
"wow thats a nice dick, im jellyous"
then before he knew what he doing he was deepthroating LordTurnip with hot passion. LordTurnip looked down at him with love in his eyes. The ectasy was too much for him and just as he was blowing his load an explosion went off in the science building next door. the two lovers were thrown apart but lordturnips seed had already been planted.
When DrForeman woke up in the hospital he found himself in quarantine. The explosion had been radioactive and they were monitoring him for side effects. Lord Turnip had severe memory loss but he was physically okay. There was a problem with drforeman though. the semen in his throat had reacted strangely to the radiation. Some sort of cell malfunction had caused them to turn into the last cell they touched. THey were now penis cells and they were growing and mutating his neck into something unreal,
something disgusting...
something phallic...
a dickneck
I hope you learned an important lesson about posting pics about yourself DrForeman
Dickneck Dickneck Dickneck Dickneck Dickneck Dickneck Dickneck Dickneck Dickneck Dickneck
oooohhhh i'm so jellyous
Rumerio, thank you good sir for giving me a good laugh in this thread again.
Daps
:D
At 4/30/09 12:40 PM, rumerio wrote:
LMAO..
Reading it make me really laugh!!
Nice one rumerio!
Ding! 666th post
Consider this your forum hazing drforeman
At 4/30/09 05:24 AM, Phobotech wrote: Anyone want to throw down for what the poor fool's origin story is before I draw it down as a comic?
Bitten in the neck by a radioactive dick vampire, now he lives to suck dicks.
At 4/30/09 01:08 PM, Jonas wrote:At 4/30/09 05:24 AM, Phobotech wrote: Anyone want to throw down for what the poor fool's origin story is before I draw it down as a comic?Bitten in the neck by a radioactive dick vampire, now he lives to suck dicks.
He got raped by Mr fantastic and The Thing.
At 4/30/09 01:42 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:At 4/30/09 01:08 PM, Jonas wrote:He got raped by Mr fantastic and The Thing.At 4/30/09 05:24 AM, Phobotech wrote: Anyone want to throw down for what the poor fool's origin story is before I draw it down as a comic?Bitten in the neck by a radioactive dick vampire, now he lives to suck dicks.
It's clobbering time.
At 4/30/09 01:51 PM, richard91b wrote: hey were is ol'dickneck anyways he has not posted in a long time
it's pretty entertaining when he posts
he helplessly tries defending himself
but u cant win against NG Forums