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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:57:12


Lay off the viagra

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:59:27


At 4/30/09 03:57 AM, galatea1 wrote: Lay off the viagra

HAHAHA nice.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 04:44:29


This thread was so fucking funny, I just got done reading it from page one to here...

Fuck Wade's Photoshop thread...I need to warm up real quick...

...Also, in the last four pages, did we just witness two meatheads hook up through the BBS?

They're going to exchange numbers and have dick neck fights or something.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 04:45:59


I don't see what you guys find funny in this anymore.
It was funny for awhile, all the signatures and photoshops, but did it have to drag on this long?
Chances are half of you could get your ass kicked by him if you met face-to-face.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 05:14:36


Dick Neck (Urban Dictionary)

A Steroid User. When a man has juiced up so much he no longer has a determinable neck. Typically roid rage has set in, hence the DICK NECK! lol AHAHA

Rofl everyone really drilled this guy. You should be honored to have a dick neck and have thousands of people laughing their asses off at you.

I would post a picture but the chances that every one possible on google has already been shown.. with already 600+ replies. Chances are someone's already used my definition.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 05:17:09


I need to make this a continuing series, exclusive to this thread...

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"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 05:19:11


At 4/30/09 05:17 AM, Phobotech wrote: I need to make this a continuing series, exclusive to this thread...

haha
:D


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 05:24:29


Anyone want to throw down for what the poor fool's origin story is before I draw it down as a comic?


"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 05:28:52


In 24-Hours, I'll come back and choose the best suggested origin story...I need my beauty sleep.

Good luck, Dick Neck! Hope that they come up with one that retains a fraction of your dignity.


"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 06:10:01


I gotta admit, the last 5 or so pages of this thread have been really fucking anti-climatic. What's with all these new images being posted of other douchie looking guys? This is not an acceptable way to treat Dick Neck. Dick Neck is our friend and as such we should show him the utmost respect, and continue photoshopping him into every possible scenario that exaggerates his neck even more than it's already exaggerated in real life.

Frankly, the only entertainment I've had these past few pages was the appearance of YoinK and Phobotech's potentially awesome comic book series. You all have greatly disappointed me, I hope you plan on making it up.

Also, as much as I hate to admit it, it's almost become painstakingly obvious that Dick Neck is just a troll account. But, either way, this shit was still thoroughly entertaining.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 06:24:15


At 4/30/09 05:28 AM, Phobotech wrote: In 24-Hours, I'll come back and choose the best suggested origin story...I need my beauty sleep.

Good luck, Dick Neck! Hope that they come up with one that retains a fraction of your dignity.

Once upon a time, in the days of old, man and beast roamed the world as rulers. During this miraculous period of shared sapience (which no one remembers or ever will mention again), a man named Heinrich Schlonger and a Giraffe named Gertrude fell in love and became wed. Soon, thier union bore a son named Porro. Porro was much beloved by his parents, and later his transgender sister/brother Irma. A quite lad from Jersey, no-one knew this Porro Schlonger one day grow up and become the man we know him as today; DICKNECK, conquoer of Hedge Mazes, destroyer of fence provided privacy, saviour of both the free world and Extra Wide Scarves Inc!


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 06:25:36


At 4/30/09 06:10 AM, DirtySyko wrote:
Also, as much as I hate to admit it, it's almost become painstakingly obvious that Dick Neck is just a troll account. But, either way, this shit was still thoroughly entertaining.

Let's just live our lives like he's real.
I mean. If billions of people can live their entire lives pretending God is real, then surely we can pretend that Dick Neck is not some alternate account for the purposes of this thread.

Also: snapping turtles.
Also: Aigrettes
Also: Wack-a-moles


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 07:25:35


At 4/30/09 05:28 AM, Phobotech wrote: In 24-Hours, I'll come back and choose the best suggested origin story...I need my beauty sleep.

Good luck, Dick Neck! Hope that they come up with one that retains a fraction of your dignity.

One night after the gym, he jack off and his cum fly over on his face and drink some of it..
He fell asleep and after that , The Beast Awakens.....

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 07:56:20


At 4/30/09 03:48 AM, galatea1 wrote: Still think he needs to lay off the cheesy-poofs.

Where you have failed, I have succeeded. Feel free to worship me.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 10:59:55


Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 11:20:15


I suggest you stay away from airports.

Or else this will happen. Innocents will be harmed.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 11:27:14


At 4/29/09 08:59 PM, DrForeman wrote:
fuck you man thats no cool bolo and me have normal necks see you guys just have short necks ever think about that maybe you all are just a bunch of short necked faggots that are pissed because i have a normal neck and bigger muscles, i heard in biology in 9th grade that having a NORMAL sized neck compared you your guys short neck means your brain stem is longer making it better for me to process information so yeah fuck you.

thats probably why me and Bolo are so much smarter than you faggots because we actually have normal sized necks instead of your short ass necks and Bolo looks like he works out too so he probably gets layed all the time

Your grammar is as bad as a pig's personal hygiene. And seriously, u spell jealous as jellyous? Epic fail. And btw its get LAID. Not layed. LONG LIVE THE DICK NECK!


Hank rocks!!!!

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 11:57:11


Wow, this is epic. This is the longest thread I've seen that bashed someone...who kind of deserved it.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 12:01:35


Here is a pic of Dick Neck when he was just a young lad. As you can see, in his prepubescent, pre-steroid abuse days. His neck was retracted into his body, perhaps as he hit puberty, when his balls dropped and his penis enlarged. So did his neck.

Very Interesting...

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Ohoho, aren't I witty?

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 12:06:53


At 4/30/09 10:59 AM, Shakyjake wrote: Vote 5!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 3581

I especially liked when you put the choppah gif.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 12:08:15


so what if he has a long neck

jeez

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 12:14:43


haha look at how long his neck is!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 12:16:02


This thread = Fucking win.


Don't expect intelligence.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 12:16:46


At 4/30/09 05:17 AM, Phobotech wrote: I need to make this a continuing series, exclusive to this thread...

For the love of all that is green and good, you MUST continue with this series.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 12:18:10


At 4/30/09 07:56 AM, Shakyjake wrote:
At 4/30/09 03:48 AM, galatea1 wrote: Still think he needs to lay off the cheesy-poofs.
Where you have failed, I have succeeded. Feel free to worship me.

I offer sacrifices to your altar

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 12:18:37


This is just 11 pages of funny posts, followed by 11 pages of people not letting something die. This has went from a funny troll, to a shit storm of people trying to jump on the LULZ bandwagon. The jokes are worn now. And this guy has a dickneck.


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And attention whoring.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 12:22:28


At 4/30/09 06:24 AM, Podburrys wrote: Once upon a time...

I think that story brought a tear to dickneck's eye.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 12:23:54


At 4/30/09 12:18 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote: This is just 11 pages of funny posts, followed by 11 pages of people not letting something die. This has went from a funny troll, to a shit storm of people trying to jump on the LULZ bandwagon. The jokes are worn now. And this guy has a dickneck.

A dickneck. Yes. Let us not forget what's important here.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 12:37:08


Oh no guys, I think we made his dick go soft..

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life can be real fuckin crazy

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 12:40:08


At 4/30/09 12:37 PM, link-011 wrote: Oh no guys, I think we made his dick go soft..

Oh noez! Now he wont be able to fuck your my mom! D:


:D

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