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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:23:09


At 4/29/09 02:15 PM, Otto wrote: Best regards.

Slightly better regards

The beast awakens


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:25:39


To the few of you who still think this guy is for real, look at his previous posts before this thread. It's obviously a joke.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:29:51


At 4/29/09 02:25 PM, CynicalDave wrote: To the few of you who still think this guy is for real, look at his previous posts before this thread. It's obviously a joke.

Thanks captain obvious. Its funny anyway.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:30:34


At 4/29/09 02:29 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote:
At 4/29/09 02:25 PM, CynicalDave wrote: To the few of you who still think this guy is for real, look at his previous posts before this thread. It's obviously a joke.
Thanks captain obvious. Its funny anyway.

"To the few"...

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:31:10


Fucking hell.

I nearly had a heart attack reading this thread.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:31:55


At 4/29/09 02:30 PM, CynicalDave wrote: "To the few"...

Actually, if you can read you'll see that a lot of people enjoy it.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:34:36


This is perhaps the best thread of the year. LONG LIVE DICKHEAD!!


Huh?

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:37:31


At 4/29/09 02:25 PM, CynicalDave wrote: To the few of you who still think this guy is for real, look at his previous posts before this thread. It's obviously a joke.

Go away. Quit confounding us with logic. Fun is fun.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:39:36


This thread kinda makes me want to make an alt. Maybe I'll get famous....

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:44:34


OH-MY-GAWD
WHATS THAT IN THE WINDOW!

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:47:10


If DrDickneck comes back, I will be amazed.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:48:22


Probs crying right now.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:50:07


Get rid of the sigs or I'm getting tom to dlete ur accounts


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:50:21


The funniest thing about this thread is that the title is "The Beast Awakens". And his name is DrForeman, like George Foreman! There are so many things wrong with this thread I can't help but laugh.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:51:17


At 4/29/09 02:50 PM, DrForeman wrote: Get rid of the sigs or I'm getting tom to dlete ur accounts

good luck

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:51:55


At 4/29/09 02:50 PM, DrForeman wrote: Get rid of the sigs or I'm getting tom to dlete ur accounts

I apologize for the double post, but really? You should have seen this coming. I mean, it says you've been on NG for a little over a year, what do you expect? This whole site is made on criticism.


PM me for info on bears Suhm-Id-Ee-Uht-Dood not Puh-Tur-Oh.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:53:52


At 4/29/09 01:22 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:
At 4/29/09 01:16 PM, CrazyDelmar wrote: In case anyone hasn't seen it yet.
I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume you mean this.

Dude, I've been quoted on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Awesome!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:56:50


The beginning picture looks a little shopped anyway. This thread is no doubt amazingly epic, but I'm sure this guy knew something like would happen.

just a thought

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:58:41


At 4/29/09 02:44 PM, TheShyGuy wrote: OH-MY-GAWD
WHATS THAT IN THE WINDOW!

Its a better photoshop!!

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 15:00:48


At 4/29/09 02:58 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote: Its a better photoshop!!

I don't know why Jellyous made me laugh so much, but it did.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 15:16:10


At 4/29/09 03:00 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 4/29/09 02:58 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote: Its a better photoshop!!
I don't know why Jellyous made me laugh so much, but it did.

''Pip pip! Im off to scare some airplane passengers! Tallyho!

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 15:24:07


At 4/29/09 03:16 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote:
At 4/29/09 03:00 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 4/29/09 02:58 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote: Its a better photoshop!!
I don't know why Jellyous made me laugh so much, but it did.
''Pip pip! Im off to scare some airplane passengers! Tallyho!

Congrats, that pic is now on ED


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 15:29:15


At 4/29/09 03:16 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote:
At 4/29/09 03:00 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 4/29/09 02:58 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote: Its a better photoshop!!
I don't know why Jellyous made me laugh so much, but it did.
''Pip pip! Im off to scare some airplane passengers! Tallyho!

You win at life.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 15:33:34


At 4/29/09 02:23 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote:
At 4/29/09 02:15 PM, Otto wrote: Best regards.
Slightly better regards

This should either say, "I Dickneck your mother" or "My mother I fuck her"


I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 15:38:46


Ok, that's quite enough now.
I think we should all be a little mature about this. So I'm locking this thread.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 15:42:40


Just kidding

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 15:43:05


The Jellyous Beast shall not be mocked...

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 15:48:51


At 4/29/09 03:42 PM, poxpower wrote: Just kidding

I was so goddamn pissed at you....
*sniff*


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 15:51:49


At 4/29/09 03:42 PM, poxpower wrote: Just kidding

Nice. I received a good little chuckle from your joke pox. I like the reopening of the thread picture though. Should have had his head sticking out more.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 15:52:47


At 4/29/09 02:50 PM, DrForeman wrote: Get rid of the sigs or I'm getting tom to dlete ur accounts

Dude has a big neck complex.

Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

Not only that, according to my major in psychology this poor kid has a fake image of himself, a very bad inferiority complex that he tries to compensate working out and calling everyone a dumbass.

Also looks like it's not the first time he's been called out on his GIANT FUCKING NECK as he obviously had previous issues with it before stupidly posting pictures of himself in the internet as a true camwhore.

also this

At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: it's true as my mom I fuck her every night

Eww.


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