YOUTUBE VIDEO ALERT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrr9A_lrL 54
I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.
I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.
First Page, Issue ONE of "The Phallic Misadventures of DICK NECK"
Any other suggestions for his origin story?
-Formerly known as Phobotech-
Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
At 4/30/09 07:13 PM, Phobotech wrote: First Page, Issue ONE of "The Phallic Misadventures of DICK NECK"
Any other suggestions for his origin story?
I want to have your babies now.
He Slams His Fists Against The Posts And Still Insists He Sees The Ghosts
At 4/30/09 07:35 PM, Riftcrawler wrote: 10 minute MSpaint
lmfao you win
Winz/Drawz/Banz
...0........0.........4
LULZ 4 TEH LULZ GOD!!1 HAPPY FAICS 4 TEH THRONE OF HAPPY FAICS!11
At 4/30/09 07:28 PM, HogWashSoup wrote:At 4/30/09 07:13 PM, Phobotech wrote: First Page, Issue ONE of "The Phallic Misadventures of DICK NECK"I want to have your babies now.
Any other suggestions for his origin story?
Brings a tear to my eye.Its...it's.....a masterpiece.
At 4/30/09 07:36 PM, Gorzahg wrote:At 4/30/09 07:35 PM, Riftcrawler wrote: 10 minute MSpaintlmfao you win
Roflmao! Goddammit...I spend an hour or something on that one page, and he wins? Fuck my life...lol
-Formerly known as Phobotech-
Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
At 4/30/09 07:38 PM, Phobotech wrote:At 4/30/09 07:36 PM, Gorzahg wrote:Roflmao! Goddammit...I spend an hour or something on that one page, and he wins? Fuck my life...lolAt 4/30/09 07:35 PM, Riftcrawler wrote: 10 minute MSpaintlmfao you win
make a movie about dickneck. then u will win. make us proud.
Winz/Drawz/Banz
...0........0.........4
LULZ 4 TEH LULZ GOD!!1 HAPPY FAICS 4 TEH THRONE OF HAPPY FAICS!11
At 4/30/09 07:38 PM, Phobotech wrote:At 4/30/09 07:36 PM, Gorzahg wrote:Roflmao! Goddammit...I spend an hour or something on that one page, and he wins? Fuck my life...lolAt 4/30/09 07:35 PM, Riftcrawler wrote: 10 minute MSpaintlmfao you win
It's an 09'er what do expect...
Account is Dormant.
Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard-up for cash, they stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash.
At 4/30/09 07:40 PM, Gorzahg wrote:
make a movie about dickneck. then u will win. make us proud.
Easy for YOU to say, newbie! How about you try to make a movie about dick neck, and tell me how many frames in you give up on it.
I'm finishing the first issue of "The Phallic Misadventures of Dick Neck" and that's that.
...for now...
-Formerly known as Phobotech-
Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
It appears as if, assuming I have read correctly the past few pages, Dickneck has a new friend with horrible grammar that likes to post pictures of his girlfriend! Good for you, Dickneck, good for you!
Thanks aplenty to Phobotech for the great user icon.
Oh my good god, this has to be an alt account. If it isn't this kid is fucking hopeless and I really hope he gets into a fatal accident soon before he corrupts anyone that isn't born mentally retarded. Either way this is the funniest and most ridiculous thread I think I have seen on Newgrounds in an extremely long time.
Holy shit, I think I will laugh for days.
Ohoho, aren't I witty?
At 4/27/09 02:08 AM, DrForeman wrote:
Sorry Dr Foreman, but when you post on a public forum bragging about how muscly you are, you're bound to get some criticism. I mean, this topic initially didn't have any discussion value until someone brought up your incredibly long neck. That's good and all that you're working on your health and getting exercise, but in the future maybe leave the boasting in your blog?
Ohhhhhhh now I get it... his chest is the balls, his neck is the shaft, and his head is the head!
I think you have a grown on your neck there buddy.
Former VP Dick Cheney. Future overlord of Earth.
At 4/30/09 08:29 PM, Werge666 wrote: Meh, I made a flash earlier.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 3581
Lol, my picture "Dick Neck's greatest hits" was first. Awesome!
The rest of it was even more epic.
Who will guard the guards guarding the guards?
IF YOU NEED FLASH CARTOON IDEAS, COME SEE ME!
Guys, don't have TOO much fun, or else this thread will be locked!
At 4/29/09 08:59 PM, DrForeman wrote:At 4/29/09 08:52 PM, AniMetal wrote: Another Dickneck arises!fuck you man thats no cool bolo and me have normal necks see you guys just have short necks ever think about that maybe you all are just a bunch of short necked faggots that are pissed because i have a normal neck and bigger muscles, i heard in biology in 9th grade that having a NORMAL sized neck compared you your guys short neck means your brain stem is longer making it better for me to process information so yeah fuck you.
Let me introduce you all to Bolo!
when the whole world is not average, and you are average...THEN THAT MEANS THE WHOLE WORLD IS AVERAGE AND YOU 'RE NOT!
At 4/29/09 09:14 PM, DrForeman wrote: pssh before i go i guess i'll give you guys a peak at ma bitch we've been going out for 3 weeks now, i think im gunna ask her to marry me if things keep up she's totally into me and we've already came close to having sex like 10 times she just says she doesn't want to at the moment because she doesn't feel like she's that into me yet or that she's "ready" probably because she's seen mah dick and knows that i'd tear that bitch up good anyway here she is with her little brother if you guys spot being fucks i might give you her myspace so you can stalk her and shit like i know you fags are going to want to
i'll be kissing this cheek while you guys go and rub one out to this picture using your hand yeah fuck you im out gotta look good for my bodybuilding show im doing soon i plan on takin first
Seriously!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU "CHEEK" (btw it's spelled chick), DO U LIKE BEING A CALLED LOSER?? YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE!!!
That's internet meme material, ladies and gentlemen.
Nay, I say, NAY!
At 4/30/09 07:13 PM, Phobotech wrote: First Page, Issue ONE of "The Phallic Misadventures of DICK NECK"
Any other suggestions for his origin story?
Phobo... you sir, are a GOD.
New BBS rule for all you smartasses to scoff at!
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[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 4/30/09 09:28 PM, potsi wrote: Seriously!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU "CHEEK" (btw it's spelled chick), DO U LIKE BEING A CALLED LOSER?? YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE!!!
I disagree, he has made it all much better. Stop trying to mother him, you dont have the neck for it.
