00:00
00:00

The beast awakens

453,026 Views | 719 Replies
New Topic

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:15:09


this is what the op will look like if he keeps hitting the gym.

Keep it up buddy were all rooting for you!

The beast awakens


"Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."

~Henry Rollins

BBS Signature

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:20:29


At 4/27/09 11:19 AM, LegolaSS wrote: im trying so hard not to burst out laughing here at work... this is epic stuff right here... LMAO

ciao

Thats like a snake, turtle, and Mr Longneck here combined


Hewo

BBS Signature

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:23:28


Oooh oooh, I want to make fun of the alt too.

Nice Halloween costume you kiddie toucher you.

The beast awakens


Sig by THEJamoke Contributor to PONIES: The Anthology 2 and Anthology 3 Go watch them now!

BBS Signature

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:26:27


At 4/27/09 08:03 PM, Zack wrote: separated at birth?

I can't believe no Canadian thought about it...

The beast awakens


My signature was old so I changed it.

BBS Signature

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:35:56


At 4/27/09 08:23 PM, 36Holla wrote: Oooh oooh, I want to make fun of the alt too.

Nice Halloween costume you kiddie toucher you.

:/


Where the ears are deaf, and tongues too dry, where the arms don't hold, and seeing eyes go blind

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:43:38


Hahahaha i feel so left out, i want to get in on this shit! I'd imagine this is your "hot" girlfriend.

The beast awakens

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:44:59


I just made a sculpture of you.

The beast awakens


Sigs are overrated.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:48:34


posting in epic thread

drforeman gets a makeover:

The beast awakens


Winz/Drawz/Banz

...0........0.........4

LULZ 4 TEH LULZ GOD!!1 HAPPY FAICS 4 TEH THRONE OF HAPPY FAICS!11

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:49:41


At 4/27/09 08:46 PM, EJRProductions wrote: This thread is delightful. Once a serious thread turned into a plus 1 post frenzy.

This truly will be a thread to remember.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:54:05


At 4/27/09 08:49 PM, cracker752 wrote:
At 4/27/09 08:46 PM, EJRProductions wrote: This thread is delightful. Once a serious thread turned into a plus 1 post frenzy.
This truly will be a thread to remember.

All thanks to me saying he had a giraffe neck. I feel like a proud papa. Tell me DirtySyko, how much are you enjoying this topic?

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:54:15


At 4/27/09 08:43 PM, cracker752 wrote:

:this is your "hot" girlfriend.

nah dude opposites attract

The beast awakens

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:55:23


At 4/27/09 08:54 PM, miltysmilk wrote:
At 4/27/09 08:43 PM, cracker752 wrote: this is your "hot" girlfriend.
nah dude opposites attract

i lol'ed


Winz/Drawz/Banz

...0........0.........4

LULZ 4 TEH LULZ GOD!!1 HAPPY FAICS 4 TEH THRONE OF HAPPY FAICS!11

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 20:56:17


At 4/27/09 08:54 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:
All thanks to me saying he had a giraffe neck.

Seriously, no.
The FIRST THING everyone thought the INSTANT they saw that pic is "holy shit, that kid has a long neck".

Also, we've been making fun of Yoink for the same shit for about.... 5-6 years now?
haha


BBS Signature

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:01:06


At 4/27/09 08:54 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: All thanks to me saying he had a giraffe neck. I feel like a proud papa. Tell me DirtySyko, how much are you enjoying this topic?

Not to be a buzz kill...but even though we're all ripping on dickneck for his disturbing picture...he gets a little more credit for actually posting the picture first.

Also

The beast awakens

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:03:31


At 4/27/09 08:54 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:
At 4/27/09 08:49 PM, cracker752 wrote:
At 4/27/09 08:46 PM, EJRProductions wrote: This thread is delightful. Once a serious thread turned into a plus 1 post frenzy.
This truly will be a thread to remember.
All thanks to me saying he had a giraffe neck. I feel like a proud papa. Tell me DirtySyko, how much are you enjoying this topic?

Quit jerking yourself off rebel. What's that the third time you say that in this thread? sheesh...

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:03:51


At 4/27/09 07:19 PM, FullFistMaria wrote: It just wont stop growing!

You. Are. A FUCKING GENIUS. I lol'd so hard.

Sorry bout the +1, I understand why this post is wrong, but I just had to give this guy some credit.

Congrats to all of the winners in the thread.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:05:56


At 4/27/09 07:05 PM, DrForeman wrote:

my neck is not long it's just the lighting, i took another picture with less light(also makes my pecs more defined jellyous much?) as fucks can see my neck isn't that long so fuck you guys

Your place looks like you live in mommy's basement.

Also, your neck is still long.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:10:40


At 4/27/09 08:49 PM, cracker752 wrote:
At 4/27/09 08:46 PM, EJRProductions wrote: This thread is delightful. Once a serious thread turned into a plus 1 post frenzy.
This truly will be a thread to remember.

We should turn this into a meme.


BBS Signature

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:12:46


At 4/27/09 09:10 PM, yugimt wrote:
At 4/27/09 08:49 PM, cracker752 wrote:
At 4/27/09 08:46 PM, EJRProductions wrote: This thread is delightful. Once a serious thread turned into a plus 1 post frenzy.
This truly will be a thread to remember.
We should turn this into a meme.

Shut the fuck up.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:14:32


Dickneck is a pretty cool guy, eh posts his dickneck on newgrounds and doesnt afraid of anything!

For those who get the reference kudos to you.


TaichuKaisen says:

are you a girl or boy???if your one of them tell me in a PM

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:17:47


Awww...perhaps we should lay off. The guy still lives at home and obviously has gone through great lengths to deal with that neck, which has probably been a curse his entire life.

The beast awakens

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:20:48


At 4/27/09 09:17 PM, galatea1 wrote: Awww...perhaps we should lay off. The guy still lives at home and obviously has gone through great lengths to deal with that neck, which has probably been a curse his entire life.

I don't understand why he'd do that since this mutation would allow him to gnaw on the higher leaves, thus tiding him over in times of famine and drought.


BBS Signature

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:28:32


At 4/27/09 09:20 PM, poxpower wrote:
At 4/27/09 09:17 PM, galatea1 wrote: Awww...perhaps we should lay off. The guy still lives at home and obviously has gone through great lengths to deal with that neck, which has probably been a curse his entire life.
I don't understand why he'd do that since this mutation would allow him to gnaw on the higher leaves, thus tiding him over in times of famine and drought.

Ah, but keep in mind that his neck is a mixed blessing. It must be incredibly top heavy, thin and frail, and he must duck under any bridges or tunnels.


Sigs are overrated.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:30:52


LOL, well, this is a funny thread :D

long neck.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:32:50


At 4/27/09 09:30 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote: LOL, well, this is a funny thread :D

long neck.

Wow, how dare you?
Don't you think he's had enough, after like 6+ pages? And you go in and make a comment like that.

Really heartless.

You know who has a strong hearth? This kid. Because it takes a strong heart to pump blood all the way up to his brain.


BBS Signature

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:34:13


Om nom nom nom.

Dick Neck enjoys his vegetation.

The beast awakens


Hey yo

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:34:34


Hey guys, did you know that: Giraffes are fast and can reach speeds of up to 35 mph. ?

http://www.randomgiraffefacts.com/index.
cgi?c=14877


BBS Signature

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:35:13


Yes i can see how the he would need a strong fireplace for that giant neck of his.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:37:33


more epic-ness

The beast awakens


Winz/Drawz/Banz

...0........0.........4

LULZ 4 TEH LULZ GOD!!1 HAPPY FAICS 4 TEH THRONE OF HAPPY FAICS!11

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:39:49


At 4/27/09 09:34 PM, poxpower wrote: Hey guys, did you know that: Giraffes are fast and can reach speeds of up to 35 mph. ?

http://www.randomgiraffefacts.com/index.
cgi?c=14877

A giraffe usually sleeps for only 1 - 12 minutes!

Wow! All the more free time to work on those bulging neck muscles down at the gym.


Happy with what you have to be happy with

you have to be happy with what you have

to be happy with you have to be happy with what you have

BBS Signature