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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:01:23


This is the most epic thread I've read all night.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:05:29


At 4/29/09 11:56 PM, xellon2 wrote: dickneck is so pissed off he left

He'll be back sooner or later. And when he comes, you can expect another borderline mentally handicapped post, similar to his previous ones.

Fucking dick-necked bastard.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:10:13


At 4/29/09 11:46 PM, geohoundz55 wrote: Leonidas is lucky he didn't have a dickneck as yours....
Coz if he has, it gonna be an EPIC!!!

Fukkin' saved.
Someone put that up on ED, the gallery is smaller than ... you know. Something.. not small.

>.>


Dexter Season 5: "Psychopaths in love. It's like Zodiac and Juliet."

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:15:08


I remember the days when my teacher teaches us about male parts.
I saw alot of you face on her visual aids..

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:26:04


At 4/30/09 12:24 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: i love this thread its so fucking funny

I can't say the same for your retarded username Mr. Alt account.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:38:05


At 4/29/09 09:14 PM, DrForeman wrote: we've already came close to having sex like 10 times

When you do , videotape it


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:39:44


At 4/30/09 12:27 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: im not an alt im new wtf

If ya can't beat 'em join 'em, right, DrForeman?

Nice attempt but no banana.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:40:19


At 4/29/09 11:46 PM, geohoundz55 wrote: Leonidas is lucky he didn't have a dickneck as yours....
Coz if he has, it gonna be an EPIC!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:45:58


At 4/30/09 12:41 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: im not you dumbass

Type like him, easily angered like him, only posting in this thread... like him....


Dexter Season 5: "Psychopaths in love. It's like Zodiac and Juliet."

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:50:05


At 4/30/09 12:47 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: im not him good god wtf is your problem

If you're gonna make an Alt, you might as well do it right. ;)

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:51:24


At 4/30/09 12:50 AM, DickNeck wrote:
At 4/30/09 12:47 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: im not him good god wtf is your problem
If you're gonna make an Alt, you might as well do it right. ;)

Ha, made me laugh.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:56:14


At 4/30/09 12:47 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: im not him good god wtf is your problem

dont mess with dickneck, he is going to go on some sort of crazy ass rampage and kill 35 people in a single swipe of his neck, he will do a compete circular twirl with his neck in which will kill everyone in a 300 foot radius


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:58:32


At 4/30/09 12:56 AM, tsdeath1 wrote:
At 4/30/09 12:47 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: im not him good god wtf is your problem
dont mess with dickneck, he is going to go on some sort of crazy ass rampage and kill 35 people in a single swipe of his neck, he will do a compete circular twirl with his neck in which will kill everyone in a 300 foot radius

Could that be another version of "meatspin?"

You spin me right round baby right round...

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:03:08


I'm seeing a critical shortage of Dickneck sigs. Did they get nailed?

I'm going to cry if they did.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:11:14


At 4/30/09 01:03 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: all of you can eat a dick ok fuck off all of you your just jellyous

WTF!!?????????? It's true your the dickneck!!
LOLZ!!!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:11:20


At 4/30/09 01:03 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: jellyous

We have a winner


Account is Dormant.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:12:14


At 4/30/09 01:03 AM, galatea1 wrote: I'm seeing a critical shortage of Dickneck sigs. Did they get nailed?

I'm going to cry if they did.

No, I got rid of mine because I was sick of having to look at dickneck's ugly face every time I made a post... at least my sig got used as a banner on the ED page ;) muahaha

fucking dickneck

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:12:28


Not to mention the OP is back online also


Account is Dormant.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:13:22


At 4/30/09 01:12 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: Not to mention the OP is back online also

and where does it say that?


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:14:12


At 4/30/09 01:13 AM, Chiklay4 wrote:
At 4/30/09 01:12 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: Not to mention the OP is back online also
and where does it say that?

In the User Base, at the bottom of the page.


Account is Dormant.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:15:50


At 4/30/09 01:11 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote:
At 4/30/09 01:03 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: jellyous
We have a winner

Wait! Wait! Now I'm paranoid. Was that on purpose? It has to be! It's not Dickneck! It cannot be!!!

But what if it is? That means our assumptions of him were correct, and he does not hesitate to abscond from grammar and typographical corrections!

I don't know what to believe anymore!!!!!

*Tries to hang self, but ends up with a dickneck instead and fails.*
SHIIIIIIIT.

Dexter Season 5: "Psychopaths in love. It's like Zodiac and Juliet."

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:20:43


At 4/30/09 01:15 AM, KrevZabijak wrote:
*Tries to hang self, but ends up with a dickneck instead and fails.*
SHIIIIIIIT.

Dude... if dickneck tried to hang himself he'd need a firehose for it to work properly.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:26:36


Shit bro i havent logged into my account in forever but i saw your gay ass lifting thread and you have no idea what your doing. your skinny long neck cant even compare to my arms and your woman chest is almost sexy LOL

Now im no Arnold but i think my numbers are prety solid.

Bench: 250 1 RM
Squat: 300 1 RM
Power Clean: 240 1 RM

My training routine is pretty solid too
Monday: Chest Legs and Back
Tuesdays: I focus on all bicepts
Wednesdays: I do a light day of only bicepts and tricepts
Thursdays: Chest Legs and Back
Friday: Today is an all body workout cause i usually go out at night and get smashed

Sat and Sun i take the days off cause i don't want to strain myself...

My diet takes care of itself, i eat out at fast food places alot but i try the healthier ones like subway and fajitas at mcdonalds.

Pre workout i have a protein and creatine mix shake with the nestle chocolate powder and water to help with the taste.

Post i usually have about 2-3 apples or peaches depending on the season. Ive been trying to avoid oats and eggs nowadays because of all the bad cholesterol

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RON PAUL 2012

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:27:16


At 4/30/09 01:15 AM, KrevZabijak wrote:
I don't know what to believe anymore!!!!!
*Tries to hang self, but ends up with a dickneck instead and fails.*
SHIIIIIIIT.

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:29:39


At 4/30/09 01:26 AM, LordTurnip wrote: something about trying to force a new meme within a meme.

So many photoshop possibilities, so little willpower.


Dexter Season 5: "Psychopaths in love. It's like Zodiac and Juliet."

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:32:51


Is there a new giraffe in town????? lol

Here are my stats...

Weight: 140
Height: 6 foot
Dick Size : 10 feet (lie)

Actual weight lifting stats
Bench: 215
Squat: 300

teh edn

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Kanye West Did What??????

They should make a black guy the manager, they know how to run shit!

2 Girls 1 Cup .... THE SONG!!!!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:35:38


At 4/29/09 09:14 PM, DrForeman wrote: blah blah blah ego boost blah blah hot girlfriend blah blah.

Notice how her neck is shorter than yours.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:38:28


At 4/30/09 01:26 AM, LordTurnip wrote: lots of good info

fuck man why do you have to be such an asshole about it but whatever your fucking swole dude i would bulk up like you are but i'd lose by abs and it'd be a bad idea i guess in a bit maybe after another year of getting myself ripped and rdy for the beach(girlfriend and me aren't doing so hot got in a fight at the gym tonight over stupid shit she didn't know how to bench right and i called her out on it, she got mad) so i can impress the honey's but yeah dude ur looking massive much better than all of these other internet fags even though you think im a loser your much cooler then the rest of the fucks that post here we should hit up the gym sometime take it easy bro and don't let these fags bring you down if they try they're just a bunch of fucking pansy's

ps
i just found out matt got elminated from american idol he was my favorite SO FUCKING PISSED you guys making fun of me probably voted for that girly boy faggot adamn with less muscle than a 3 year old you fuks don't know shit about shit matt is way cooler and he should have stayed on whatever fuck it

pss

talked to tom, got some of the sigs removed eat my nutts


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:41:02


At 4/30/09 01:32 AM, YoinK wrote: Is there a new giraffe in town????? lol

Well, I think the general consensus is that you have a long, giraffe neck. This guy has a dickneck.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:41:06


At 4/30/09 01:38 AM, DrForeman wrote: fuck man why do you have to be such an asshole about it but whatever your fucking swole dude

When are you going to mention your own neck in your own sig?


Dexter Season 5: "Psychopaths in love. It's like Zodiac and Juliet."