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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 10:45:03


Omg I've never laughed so much in my life!! Dude I'm surprised you don't get kicked out of the gym, that is some threatening neck you have.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 11:22:50


At 4/29/09 08:18 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:
At 4/29/09 07:23 AM, Shreddy wrote: the 2014 users all being like "damn i wish id been around for the dickneck thread"
By then everyone will have forgotten about Bedn and all the newbies will be asking "Who's Dickneck?"

No doubt that those of them who lack any originality will take it upon themselves to make sure that a pic featuring Dickneck is posted in every single photoshop thread.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 11:56:49


At 4/29/09 11:49 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: ! ! ! ! ! ! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - FOR SCIENCE - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ! ! ! ! ! !

! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! EXCLAMATION POINT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Oh snap. Is that a dickneck space elevator?

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 11:58:49


At 4/29/09 11:49 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: ! ! ! ! ! ! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - FOR SCIENCE - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ! ! ! ! ! !

! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! EXCLAMATION POINT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Well it seems he has some use after all!


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 12:18:08


At 4/29/09 08:18 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:
At 4/29/09 07:23 AM, Shreddy wrote: the 2014 users all being like "damn i wish id been around for the dickneck thread"
By then everyone will have forgotten about Bedn and all the newbies will be asking "Who's Dickneck?"

Bedns been working out

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 12:35:07


At 4/27/09 02:11 AM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/27/09 02:09 AM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Dude, you have a fucking giraffe neck.
fuck you man

It's true!


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 12:57:22


He has to jerk off that dickneck with 2 hands ;)

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 12:58:09


At 4/29/09 12:18 PM, FullFistMaria wrote:
At 4/29/09 08:18 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:
At 4/29/09 07:23 AM, Shreddy wrote: the 2014 users all being like "damn i wish id been around for the dickneck thread"
By then everyone will have forgotten about Bedn and all the newbies will be asking "Who's Dickneck?"
Bedns been working out

Fuck you man you made me look so fucking ugly dude is that your face you stuck on my body? Do you really wanna loook like me thatbad u gunna put that pix up on ur myspace and tell girls you've been working out why a loser hey everbody look at this fag hahahahahhshh loser!!


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:00:30



Bedns been working out
Fuck you man you made me look so fucking ugly dude is that your face you stuck on my body? Do you really wanna loook like me thatbad u gunna put that pix up on ur myspace and tell girls you've been working out why a loser hey everbody look at this fag hahahahahhshh loser!!

Wow, those spam flashes full of ethnic slurs and death threats actually have better grammar than you.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:01:04


^^^^ man i'm really surprised that you're still replying in here But anyways. what's up, dickneck?

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:02:59


At 4/29/09 12:58 PM, DrForeman wrote: Fuck you man you made me look so fucking ugly dude is that your face you stuck on my body? Do you really wanna loook like me thatbad u gunna put that pix up on ur myspace and tell girls you've been working out why a loser hey everbody look at this fag hahahahahhshh loser!!

.......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Oh god..... my sides..... too funny..... oww....

This guy CAN'T be serious.... can he? Oh who cares, this thread is epic anyway!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:09:55


Tell me, Mr. Giraffe, how do the leaves that high in the tree taste? I can only get the roots and berries normal people eat.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:13:46


At 4/29/09 12:58 PM, DrForeman wrote: Fuck you man you made me look so fucking ugly dude is that your face you stuck on my body? Do you really wanna loook like me thatbad u gunna put that pix up on ur myspace and tell girls you've been working out why a loser hey everbody look at this fag hahahahahhshh loser!!

Oh no! Now Ive gone and done it! HES HULKING OUT!! AHHHHHH!!!!

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:16:23



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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:20:33


At 4/29/09 12:58 PM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/29/09 12:18 PM, FullFistMaria wrote: Bedns been working out
Fuck you man you made me look so fucking ugly dude is that your face you stuck on my body? Do you really wanna loook like me thatbad u gunna put that pix up on ur myspace and tell girls you've been working out why a loser hey everbody look at this fag hahahahahhshh loser!!

1. That's Bedn. Not FullFistMaria
2. How do you tell how good looking someone is from their eyes, nose and mouth.
3. You're opinion doesn't matter.
4. You have a dickneck.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:22:29


At 4/29/09 01:16 PM, CrazyDelmar wrote: In case anyone hasn't seen it yet.

I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume you mean this.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:24:55


At 4/29/09 01:22 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:
At 4/29/09 01:16 PM, CrazyDelmar wrote: In case anyone hasn't seen it yet.
I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume you mean this.

Yeah, epic fail on my part


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:33:22


At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

Does that explain why I'm a nerd, fag, good looking and smart?

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:34:26


haha Nice! Someone used my sig in the Encyclopedia dramatica entry! lol fucking awesome

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:35:34


At 4/29/09 01:33 PM, 1Tyla1 wrote:
At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night
Does that explain why I'm a nerd, fag, good looking and smart?

I think you missed the point. You are apparantly his mom and currently having sexual relations with him.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:49:24


What's the point of gaining muscle? To feel better about yourself, to improve your performance in idiotic games or dead-end labor work? There is none.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:51:41


At 4/29/09 01:35 PM, galatea1 wrote: I think you missed the point. You are apparantly his mom and currently having sexual relations with him.

I'm having sexual relations with a giraffe?!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:51:44


At 4/29/09 01:49 PM, CynicalDave wrote: What's the point of gaining muscle? To feel better about yourself, to improve your performance in idiotic games or dead-end labor work? There is none.

You're a good alt.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:52:32


At 4/29/09 01:51 PM, 1Tyla1 wrote:
At 4/29/09 01:35 PM, galatea1 wrote: I think you missed the point. You are apparantly his mom and currently having sexual relations with him.
I'm having sexual relations with a giraffe?!

Yes you are!


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:53:38


At 4/29/09 01:51 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote:
At 4/29/09 01:49 PM, CynicalDave wrote: What's the point of gaining muscle? To feel better about yourself, to improve your performance in idiotic games or dead-end labor work? There is none.
You're a good alt.

And you're a presumptuous fuckhead, I'm not this cockstain's alt.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 13:58:25


At 4/29/09 01:53 PM, CynicalDave wrote:
At 4/29/09 01:51 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote:
At 4/29/09 01:49 PM, CynicalDave wrote: What's the point of gaining muscle? To feel better about yourself, to improve your performance in idiotic games or dead-end labor work? There is none.
You're a good alt.
And you're a presumptuous fuckhead, I'm not this cockstain's alt.

Suuuuuure you're not... :D

The guy's actually pretty nice...we've PMed a bit...suggestion that I "post tits" aside. So I am surely going to Hell for being a backstabbing bastard and thinking this thread is hilarious still!!!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:00:28


At 4/29/09 01:53 PM, CynicalDave wrote: And you're a presumptuous fuckhead, I'm not this cockstain's alt.

Im not saying you're cocknecks alt. Just an alt.

No need to get all pissy.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:18:04


Best. Thread. Ever.

I've seriously lol'd several times whilst reading this topic.

Also, dickneck.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 14:22:25


At 4/29/09 12:58 PM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/29/09 12:18 PM, FullFistMaria wrote:
At 4/29/09 08:18 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:
At 4/29/09 07:23 AM, Shreddy wrote: the 2014 users all being like "damn i wish id been around for the dickneck thread"
By then everyone will have forgotten about Bedn and all the newbies will be asking "Who's Dickneck?"
Bedns been working out
Fuck you man you made me look so fucking ugly dude is that your face you stuck on my body? Do you really wanna loook like me thatbad u gunna put that pix up on ur myspace and tell girls you've been working out why a loser hey everbody look at this fag hahahahahhshh loser!!

WOW you claimed to be such "A big man with muscles" but now you have to resort to being childish
ah, there will eventually be the story of Dickneck told around the world
"The Rise and Fall of Dickneck: The Saga"


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