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The beast awakens

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:47:19


At 4/30/09 01:38 AM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/30/09 01:26 AM, LordTurnip wrote: lots of good info
fuck man why do you have to be such an asshole about it but whatever your fucking swole dude i would bulk up like you are but i'd lose by abs and it'd be a bad idea i guess in a bit maybe after another year of getting myself ripped and rdy for the beach(girlfriend and me aren't doing so hot got in a fight at the gym tonight over stupid shit she didn't know how to bench right and i called her out on it, she got mad) so i can impress the honey's but yeah dude ur looking massive much better than all of these other internet fags even though you think im a loser your much cooler then the rest of the fucks that post here we should hit up the gym sometime take it easy bro and don't let these fags bring you down if they try they're just a bunch of fucking pansy's

ya dude these guys probably drink maximum muscle shakes LOL! Yeah bro your gfs pretty hot man your lucky. i posted a picture of mine weve been dating for about a year now. hey do u live in CA we should totally hook up and compare lap times. I also like your tat man i was thinkin of getting a tribal one on my left arm after i make it a little bigger. my reward for lifting so long just gotta wait till im 18! heres my babie we should totallyt double sometime

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:49:38


DrForeman, little advice for ya.. if you post a pic of yourself... there's a good chance that the NG community will eat you alive..... especially if you have no shirt on and you brag about yourself.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:50:32


At 4/30/09 01:47 AM, LordTurnip wrote: Blah blah blah hot girlfriend blah blah compare cock sizes blah blah.

Hi there, alt.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:52:53


I think just the fact that he watches American Idol proves something about his "sexual habits"

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 01:54:16


At 4/30/09 01:49 AM, YoinK wrote: DrForeman, little advice for ya.. if you post a pic of yourself... there's a good chance that the NG community will eat you alive..... especially if you have no shirt on and you brag about yourself.

What this man says is the truth!


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 02:01:34


At 4/30/09 01:11 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote:
At 4/30/09 01:03 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: jellyous
We have a winner

Oh I'm going skiing now!

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this is the users orange and officer. lovers till the end

If you see I have bad grammar, ignor it because I dont give a fuck

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 02:01:58


At 4/30/09 01:52 AM, Rocker23220 wrote: I think just the fact that he watches American Idol proves something about his "sexual habits"

fuck you man that show rules i've ben watching it since day 1 it's a great show n im not lying i really talked to tom he's not to happy about this(also found out his sons name by mistake he said i've been busy with my son... his name blah blah blah blah so i know too before any of you fags but he told me if i posted it he'd delete my account so i cnt say anything about it)

@turnip ya man tribals are awesome, im actually getting one done as soon as i have money to spare(school and spending money on supps really takes it outta me) but yeah man i'll tell u where i live in pm but i haven't run lap in awhile since if i do cardio i might lose my gains but ya man with you i could give it a few shots, im sure my boys would love to lift with a dude of your experince also dude dude your girlfriend is way hot grats on snagging such a gud one they are hard to find she has a fine good body do you take her to the gym with you?


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 02:04:50


At 4/30/09 02:01 AM, DrForeman wrote: @turnip ya man tribals are awesome

You like to stroke your neck while watching Survivor? Someone please translate.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 02:14:41


At 4/30/09 02:01 AM, DrForeman wrote:

fuck you man that show rules i've ben watching it since day 1 it's a great show n im not lying i really talked to tom he's not to happy about this

Quoted from JarrodK concerning a flash he entered into the portal about twenty minutes ago:

"Unfortunately Tom Fulp is unable to submit this himself as he is currently quarantined after a trip from Mexico City. On his birthday too! He will be added to the list of authors once we get his flash buddy request.

Medium Quality recommended.
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Who is the fibby boi? You be the judge.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 02:17:09


At 4/30/09 02:01 AM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/30/09 01:52 AM, Rocker23220 wrote: I think just the fact that he watches American Idol proves something about his "sexual habits"
fuck you man that show rules i've ben watching it since day 1 it's a great show n im not lying i really talked to tom he's not to happy about this(also found out his sons name by mistake he said i've been busy with my son... his name blah blah blah blah so i know too before any of you fags but he told me if i posted it he'd delete my account so i cnt say anything about it)

@turnip ya man tribals are awesome, im actually getting one done as soon as i have money to spare(school and spending money on supps really takes it outta me) but yeah man i'll tell u where i live in pm but i haven't run lap in awhile since if i do cardio i might lose my gains but ya man with you i could give it a few shots, im sure my boys would love to lift with a dude of your experince also dude dude your girlfriend is way hot grats on snagging such a gud one they are hard to find she has a fine good body do you take her to the gym with you?

Thats cool man thats cool yeah id be nice to ditch these fagots and not talk about stupid shit. cardio is cool you should help me work on it because ive been so focused on my body building i havent worked on it. also not yet im trying to get her on the bench but shes busy with work so u know :/ Your all fucking dumb trying 2 make fun of him like this because your all jelous and wish you could even get off ur chair. Man if my buddies saw this thread over on my gym theyd find out where u live and teach you a leasson for making fun of people. i know i was harsh at first but thats because when ur a body builder you gotta be mean to build modivation. I wanna see pictures of you guys because your no way close to the way we look


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 02:21:40


So I guess bodybuilders can't spell the word jealous ?

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 02:29:11


Alright my sig is back, by popular demand. I feel the need to stop back in this thread every half hour or so... just to say dickneck

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 02:29:28


At 4/30/09 02:22 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: hey muscle head i once saw a guy thin as a toothpic kill a guy like you with his bare hands so stfu just because you have muscle it dont mean your stronger then everyone ok

yeah dude take it easy its people like you that end up getting beat up for talking shit. seeing as how your not even showing us what you look like then your not as brave as the people that have. i dont work out to hurt ppl but if they mess with me then i will and right now ur messing with me


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 02:30:28


I haven't laughed this hard at a forum in a while.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 02:32:14


At 4/30/09 02:17 AM, LordTurnip wrote:
At 4/30/09 02:01 AM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/30/09 01:52 AM, Rocker23220 wrote:

Man if my buddies saw this thread over on my gym theyd find out where u live and teach you a leasson for making fun of people. i know i was harsh at first but thats because when ur a body builder you gotta be mean to build modivation. I wanna see pictures of you guys because your no way close to the way we look

Doncha just love those scary internet threats? Anyhoo, we've had our little fitness discussion aome time ago.

No agony, no brag-ony!!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 02:32:53


At 4/30/09 02:29 AM, LordTurnip wrote: i dont work out to hurt ppl but if they mess with me then i will and right now ur messing with me

Right! You workout so you can support the weight of your fucking ego...

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 02:39:06


At 4/30/09 02:36 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: thanks for coming to my defense dude

Thank you for fulfilling my poozyneck sig request.
Here's the cookie.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 02:52:16


Everyone can have one, or even three, no need to get jelyous.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:00:20


who?

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:01:32


Sorry wrong pic.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:02:33


At 4/30/09 02:22 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: hey muscle head i once saw a guy thin as a toothpic kill a guy like you with his bare hands so stfu just because you have muscle it dont mean your stronger then everyone ok

The skinny guy didn't win because he was stronger. He was just better at fighting.

He IS stronger. But not necessarily better at fighting.

That's what you meant ;o

Sorry for being a grammar nazi. Just a lil' bored is all.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:08:03


Don't know why I just noticed this. Methinks someone needs more cardio.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:14:36


At 4/30/09 03:08 AM, galatea1 wrote: Don't know why I just noticed this. Methinks someone needs more cardio.

I haven't slept in 2 days. (Or does it count as 3 now?) But that looks like shadow and not.. uhm.. shooping..
But someone does need to photoshop a better hat on him. Is that a plain skullcap or an African kufi?

If it's a kufi I swear some Muslim is going to beat you down for wearing a non-white kufi.

Dexter Season 5: "Psychopaths in love. It's like Zodiac and Juliet."

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:18:56


At 4/30/09 03:14 AM, KrevZabijak wrote: But someone does need to photoshop a better hat on him. Is that a plain skullcap or an African kufi?

Just the word "kufi" made me laugh. Whatever kind of hat it is, it only magnifies his douchiness.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:20:33


At 4/30/09 03:08 AM, galatea1 wrote: Don't know why I just noticed this. Methinks someone needs more cardio.

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's just shadow... plus a tool of his magnitude most likely wouldn't know how to write his own name in Photoshop. ;)

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:25:11


At 4/30/09 03:20 AM, Gorgorothx wrote:
At 4/30/09 03:08 AM, galatea1 wrote: Don't know why I just noticed this. Methinks someone needs more cardio.
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's just shadow... plus a tool of his magnitude most likely wouldn't know how to write his own name in Photoshop. ;)

Thou makest a winning point. Touche` !!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:48:30


Still think he needs to lay off the cheesy-poofs.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:48:56


At 4/30/09 03:36 AM, richard91b wrote:
At 4/30/09 03:35 AM, Gorgorothx wrote: Dude, the Swine Flu thread has more pages than this one... blasphemy!!! We need more epic-ness, stat!
what!! omg we need moar epic lulz now!

Is crossposting allowed if its upon request?

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:49:55


At 4/30/09 03:48 AM, KrevZabijak wrote:
At 4/30/09 03:36 AM, richard91b wrote:
At 4/30/09 03:35 AM, Gorgorothx wrote: Dude, the Swine Flu thread has more pages than this one... blasphemy!!! We need more epic-ness, stat!
what!! omg we need moar epic lulz now!
Is crossposting allowed if its upon request?

haha I don't see why not. I still think my pic in that thread is the winner. Someone needs to beat me already.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 03:57:12


Lay off the viagra

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