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So I guess I am a member now. Sweet :3

At 1/4/09 05:19 PM, sirtom93 wrote: So I guess I am a member now. Sweet :3

Indeed. See? That wasn't so bad was it?

At 1/4/09 12:31 AM, Crusher117 wrote: Woo, Im a legally Ordained Reverend!
All interpolice marriages are now sweet. As long as all marriage laws are satisfied.
Any Takers?

ehhh, what the hay! Come here!!! :3

I am in no way gay and kidding :d lmao

At 1/4/09 05:01 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 1/4/09 12:31 AM, Crusher117 wrote: Woo, Im a legally Ordained Reverend!
All interpolice marriages are now sweet. As long as all marriage laws are satisfied.
Any Takers?

I'm a lone star, riding into the sunset on my tank and unknowingly running over endangered species of cacti in the process.

NOT THE CACTI! WHY GOD, WHYYYY????

At 1/4/09 11:30 PM, sinskae wrote:

At 1/4/09 12:31 AM, Crusher117 wrote:

ehhh, what the hay! Come here!!! :3

I am in no way gay and kidding :d lmao

No. BAD SINSKAE! BAD! CALM DOWN!
:3
Also, filler, filler, and possibly some more filler

Well, now I am back to school. Watch my 19 b/p d a day drop back down to six =\

Everyone else have a great day!!

Do I have anyone besides Tangent on MSN?

If so: matthewcrawford@live.com

Spam away friends, and break my monotony. Also MY POWERWORD IS MATTHEW LOLOLOL

At 1/5/09 06:09 PM, MrCrawford wrote: Do I have anyone besides Tangent on MSN?

If so: matthewcrawford@live.com

Spam away friends, and break my monotony. Also MY POWERWORD IS MATTHEW LOLOLOL

If I used my Msn for anything other than e-mail collection, I'd definitely add.
I use AIM, though. Go nuts if ya want to add.

thesuperiorpower

lol AIM whoring

At 1/5/09 06:09 PM, MrCrawford wrote: Do I have anyone besides Tangent on MSN?

If so: matthewcrawford@live.com

Spam away friends, and break my monotony. Also MY POWERWORD IS MATTHEW LOLOLOL

I strictly adhere to aim, which I haven't logged into in months due to my fubar'd computer following the great reformatting.

AIM, MSN, fuck it all, I say. I've never used either and don't plan to start.

NGPD Roster -Monday January 6, 2009

I have returned, again, with the first roster of the new year. I hope yours has been a good one thus far.
<-Please notice my shiny new level icon, I believe it's some kind of straight razor.
Many thanks to Ismael for his filling in during my absence.
And, Tails called my rosters beautiful :D Life is now complete

~perfect-insanity~

Rank Ups

none

Top 5 Gainers

sirtom93 - 167
fish1892 - 122
sinskae - 109
Eroth221 - 55
mwmike - 18

Entering the List

sirtom93, Police Captain

Leaving the List

none

Random Wiki Article of the Week

Presenteeism

No.## ||[+\-]|| [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || __ || [ 2431 ] || [ 0167 ] || [ 023.9 ] || sirtom93, Police Captain
>>> 02 || __ || [ 2082 ] || [ 0001 ] || [ 000.1 ] || pigeonmaster88, Police Captain
>>> 03 || __ || [ 1894 ] || [ 0015 ] || [ 002.1 ] || Spartan204, Police Lieutenant
>>> 04 || +1 || [ 1887 ] || [ 0055 ] || [ 007.9 ] || Eroth221, Police Lieutenant
>>> 05 || - 1 || [ 1866 ] || [ 0017 ] || [ 002.4 ] || Crusher117, Police Lieutenent
>>> 06 || +1 || [ 1826 ] || [ 0109 ] || [ 015.6 ] || sinskae, Police Lieutenent
>>> 07 || - 1 || [ 1619 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || TailsPrower, Police Lieutenant
>>> 08 || +1 || [ 1434 ] || [ 0010 ] || [ 001.4 ] || NeonFlame126, Police Sergeant
>>> 09 || - 1 || [ 1410 ] || [ 0002 ] || [ 000.3 ] || Gu-rrilla, Police Sergeant
>>> 10 || __ || [ 1227 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || PowerPrower, Police Sergeant
>>> 11 || +2 || [ 0881 ] || [ 0018 ] || [ 002.6 ] || mwmike, Police Officer
>>> 12 || - 1 || [ 0860 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 001.4 ] || ZiggyZack99, Police Officer
>>> 13 || - 1 || [ 0850 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || xthesnafx, Police Officer
>>> 14 || +1 || [ 0802 ] || [ 0122 ] || [ 017.4 ] || fish1892, Police Officer
>>> 15 || - 1 || [ 0795 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || JimmyDimples, Police Officer
>>> 16 || __ || [ 0609 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Lebastic, Police Officer
>>> 17 || __ || [ 0599 ] || [ 0001 ] || [ 000.1 ] || SonicSheep, Police Officer
>>> 18 || __ || [ 0557 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || RS200, Police Officer
>>> 19 || __ || [ 0518 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || hawkkid777, Portal Officer
>>> 20 || __ || [ 0464 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Dejanus, Portal Security

Apprentices

none

Link to Previous Roster

MSN, I do love it. xD never used AIM.

I have two people from the Madness Combat Crew already.

kj-166@hotmail.com

^^^Spam away. xD

At 1/5/09 11:38 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: NGPD Roster -Monday January 5, 2009

I forget that Newgrounds doesn't run on the same time as I do, it's 12:40 AM here now, less an hour for NG. all well, I fixed it in this post.

It's great to have made up those two blam and protect places that I've been aiming to reach for a while. I didn't get many B/Ps, but I still climbed up slightly. Also, you might want to take ZiggyZack99 off the list, he's been locked out of his account so he won't be able to do any BBS posting or B/Ping.

Whassat Billy? I'm not on the roster?

*mumbling*

Whattayamean I never reapplied to join? Humbug!

*more mumbling*

Listen here, Billy! I'm a war hero I am. Back in the good ole days with the Barney Bu- *falls asleep*

may i join? i have good posts and i'm a police officer(b/p rank). plus, i don't like trolls and i don't give a damn about spammers.

At 1/6/09 12:24 PM, MrCrawford wrote: *mumbling*

It's great to see you here. It would be great if you did reapply at some point, you'd probably be able to skip the apprenticeship, and Tails may permit you to become Unit Ops, or something similar quite soon. You are the reason we're all here, so you would be an inspirational figure here.

At 1/6/09 12:58 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: may i join? i have good posts and i'm a police officer(b/p rank). plus, i don't like trolls and i don't give a damn about spammers.

Well, on the statistical side you're fully qualified, though your actual posts are not of an amazingly high quality at all. The majority of your recent posts are no more than half a line long, and most of them contribute little to the thread you're posting in. It's all down to tails, though in my honest opinion your posts are too small and contribute too little to the thread for you to be let in. Try to improve slightly on your grammar, it doesn't have to be perfect (and by no means is my grammar perfect), though things like using capital letters in your text are extremely simple.

At 1/5/09 11:38 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: NGPD Roster -Monday January 6, 2009

I have returned, again, with the first roster of the new year. I hope yours has been a good one thus far.

Bleh, not too bad..You?

Rank Ups

none

Pity. I suppose everyone's busy, with the new year and all that..

Top 5 Gainers

sirtom93 - 167
fish1892 - 122
sinskae - 109
Eroth221 - 55
mwmike - 18

Sweet! I never realised I B/Ped that much this week. Quite a big gap between 3rd and 4th, and 4th and 5th.

Entering the List

sirtom93, Police Captain

Congrats! Welcome aboard!

Leaving the List

none

Always a good sign.

No.## ||[+\-]|| [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || __ || [ 2431 ] || [ 0167 ] || [ 023.9 ] || sirtom93, Police Captain

Straight to the top, nice one, man.

>>> 14 || +1 || [ 0802 ] || [ 0122 ] || [ 017.4 ] || fish1892, Police Officer

I can't complain :)

Apprentices

none

Ah well, hopefully next week..

Thanks for that!

At 1/6/09 01:17 PM, mwmike wrote:

Well, on the statistical side you're fully qualified, though your actual posts are not of an amazingly high quality at all. The majority of your recent posts are no more than half a line long, and most of them contribute little to the thread you're posting in. It's all down to tails, though in my honest opinion your posts are too small and contribute too little to the thread for you to be let in. Try to improve slightly on your grammar, it doesn't have to be perfect (and by no means is my grammar perfect), though things like using capital letters in your text are extremely simple.

yeah, i know. thanks for the tip, i now shall write better posts. and at least i don't spam or start trolls. but then again, what's the main objective of the NGPD? i forgot...

At 1/6/09 01:51 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:

At 1/6/09 01:17 PM, mwmike wrote:

Well, on the statistical side you're fully qualified, though your actual posts are not of an amazingly high quality at all. The majority of your recent posts are no more than half a line long, and most of them contribute little to the thread you're posting in. It's all down to tails, though in my honest opinion your posts are too small and contribute too little to the thread for you to be let in. Try to improve slightly on your grammar, it doesn't have to be perfect (and by no means is my grammar perfect), though things like using capital letters in your text are extremely simple.

yeah, i know. thanks for the tip, i now shall write better posts. and at least i don't spam or start trolls. but then again, what's the main objective of the NGPD? i forgot...

I agree with mwmike, just work a bit on your posts. And the point of the NGPD thread is a meeting place for anybody who makes it past apprenticeship and has appropriate posts and B/P rank.
Oh, also. Prepare any entrance to your body for the normal sexual exploitation we force all probies to undergo.

On an unrelated note, Im surprised the school computers let me go this far.
Hi guys, from BHS!

At 1/6/09 12:24 PM, MrCrawford wrote: Whassat Billy? I'm not on the roster?

*mumbling*

Whattayamean I never reapplied to join? Humbug!

*more mumbling*

Listen here, Billy! I'm a war hero I am. Back in the good ole days with the Barney Bu- *falls asleep*

The BB?!?!? Evil! EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
*engages in fetal position*

Actually, I don't remember taking you off the member list but I'll fix that right away, SIR! Truth be told though, we haven't seen you for months aside from that post you made yesterday.
*its not like he's been actively b/p'ing kekekeke* X3

So how's NGPD's favorite founder doing? Hopefully not getting into any trouble with the local police are you? Tell us a story Daddy Crawford!

*sawoot*

Thank you for the list update. Look like I powned you all :3 Heh, I will be gone soon though :(

At 1/6/09 06:43 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Thank you for the list update. Look like I powned you all :3 Heh, I will be gone soon though :(

Tis okay, my boy. I don't blame you one bit, you're only carrying out your duty and for that I salute you.

*teh salutez*

Is anybody going to partake in gum-on-Shoe's writing contest?
I want to judge, but obviously, this would be my first time that I could've entered.
Good luck to any members of the NGPD that enter!

Im in school again. <3

Oh my god guys have you seen this http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 6634 this was this weeks weekly 4th it was stolen by the duck division, sometimes I wonder just how much vp these guys have?

At 1/7/09 09:32 AM, Crusher117 wrote: Is anybody going to partake in gum-on-Shoe's writing contest?
I want to judge, but obviously, this would be my first time that I could've entered.
Good luck to any members of the NGPD that enter!

Im in school again. <3

I did see that contest, I said I would judge, I like to think I write good reviews for flash and audio so maybe this will reflect on literature. I entered the last comp and he still has not judged or criticized it.

At 1/6/09 06:37 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

So how's NGPD's favorite founder doing? Hopefully not getting into any trouble with the local police are you? Tell us a story Daddy Crawford!

*sawoot*

I'm the Vice President of Academics for the Student Union of my College, studying liberal arts, going to law school in university, and am ready to start a new year. I still have two weeks of break, so I'm looking for a job for this semester and doing more stuff on the side (still playing trumpet, doing more writing, trying to find a new girlfriend, blah blah blah)

Note: the education system in Quebec is different: Grade 1 thru 6 is elementary, Grades 7 thru 11 are high school (called Sec. 1-5) and then you have two years of CEGEP (pre-university) before only three years of university for your bachelors. Alternatively, you can study a three year trade in CEGEP and go into the workforce (anything from policing to nursing and welding).

Quiet....

Oh no! I don't know what else to post!! D: I don't want this to be short, or else PapaTails might get angreh!! Dx What do I do?

right now, I am now in American Literature 2. We are currently reading poetry by a Emily Dickinson. I hate her poems more than anything in the world.

I want to go back in time and shank that bitch >.<

Can't we talk about something besides school, please? How about weather, that always is like a stimulus package being injected straight into the NGPD, increasing posts about 40% per hour (lawl at American politics. Oh shit, I'm American! D:>).

For example, the weather here has been moderately warm, seeing as though it's winter (about 68 degrees on average), but it's been cold as hell in the morning. Especially from my perspective since I have to run almost three kilometers in extremely short-shorts everyday in Athletics before lifting weights.

NEXT!!! >:C

At 1/8/09 10:30 PM, Spartan204 wrote: bitch bitch bitch

Stop bitching.

Anywho, I'd like to invite you guys to join the NG Digg Team. Basically, we Digg stuff to get NG publicity. I really don't care about your opinions on mass voting, so yeah.