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At 1/9/09 09:29 PM, Crusher117 wrote:

NG Nursing Home. Fyi

Fuck that! I'm not gonna put up with a bunch of old-ass NGPD veterans and force myself to talk about B/Ping all in one thread! Can't we just take them the NG Old People's Home?

If it was made by BBM, you know it's safe. ;3

At 1/10/09 03:46 AM, Spartan204 wrote:

At 1/9/09 09:29 PM, Crusher117 wrote:

NG Nursing Home. Fyi

Fuck that! I'm not gonna put up with a bunch of old-ass NGPD veterans and force myself to talk about B/Ping all in one thread! Can't we just take them the NG Old People's Home?

If it was made by BBM, you know it's safe. ;3

Nuh uh! Elders are supposed to be treated with respect! BBM treats them like decent, equal human beings! And besides, our Jello days and medicine is way better than BBM's home.

Also, it's my birthday. I expect a 21 gun salute.

Please? :3

At 1/10/09 10:01 AM, Crusher117 wrote: Also, it's my birthday. I expect a 21 gun salute.

Please? :3

Happy b'day dude.

Happy Birthday, Crusher!

Can we direct the 21-gun salute at you?

At 1/10/09 10:01 AM, Crusher117 wrote: Also, it's my birthday. I expect a 21 gun salute.

Please? :3

Well, Happy Birthday to you and yes, I expect to have a drinkfest and girls at your house, instead of putting some of our army and shoot our rifles out. It'll be an abrupt expectation though. Nah, just kidding, again, Happy Birthday!

At 1/10/09 10:49 AM, youngblood26 wrote:

Well, Happy Birthday to you and yes, I expect to have a drinkfest and girls at your house, instead of putting some of our army and shoot our rifles out. It'll be an abrupt expectation though. Nah, just kidding, again, Happy Birthday!

Well, yes. A boozefest and hooker-I mean ladies goes without saying.
Thanks all

And fish, that 21 gun pointed at me? You missed that during my own newbie days. And it was a 21 gun salute three times over.

At 1/10/09 10:01 AM, Crusher117 wrote: Also, it's my birthday. I expect a 21 gun salute.

Please? :3

Happy Birthday, Crusher. You're an asset to the force, and one of our most helpful members. There is no doubt that you'll go on to become one of Newgrounds' most cherished members, and you're another year closer to going on to being that member.

*Points gun at Crusher*

At 1/10/09 10:57 AM, mwmike wrote:

*Points gun at Crusher*

Soften him up with a motivational speech then kill him yourself and take the glory.

I guess that's why you're the best... :P

Anyway, happy birthday Crusher! Hope you'll be here long enough to celebrate many more here as a member.

Drink LOTS of booze... For me? :3

Today I become a private, it has been a pleasure serving with you folks. See you around :3

Will I be in the next update?

Kind regards -
Thomas.

At 1/10/09 10:57 AM, mwmike wrote:

At 1/10/09 10:01 AM, Crusher117 wrote: Also, it's my birthday. I expect a 21 gun salute.

Please? :3

Supercool stuff about me being cool. :3

*Points gun at Crusher*

Oh you.

At 1/10/09 11:05 AM, Spartan204 wrote:

At 1/10/09 10:57 AM, mwmike wrote:

*Points gun at Crusher*

Soften him up with a motivational speech then kill him yourself and take the glory.

I guess that's why you're the best... :P

Anyway, happy birthday Crusher! Hope you'll be here long enough to celebrate many more here as a member.

Drink LOTS of booze... For me? :3

As much as birthday money and mah bffaeae will let me drink. And, Sirtom, I dont know why they would leave you off the update. Unless it was like the day after an update was posted, then they would only put you in the Leaving The List part. Sucks to see you go, are you going to the EGB?

Sucks to see you go, are you going to the EGB?

I probably will go to the EGB yes. Just 2 more b/p to go :3

At 1/10/09 11:41 AM, sirtom93 wrote:

Sucks to see you go, are you going to the EGB?

I probably will go to the EGB yes. Just 2 more b/p to go :3

Well then can't you just stop for today?

Pleeeaase? :'(

Jk, sad to see you go, but all our times come eventually. Hope you get the best out of your future experiences in the EGB.

At 1/10/09 11:10 AM, sirtom93 wrote: Today I become a private, it has been a pleasure serving with you folks. See you around :3

Congrats! It's been good having you here, even if it was only a fairly short time.. Good luck in the EGB!

I dedicate this post to Crusher117,

pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow

I even typed out each of the gunshots instead of copy + paste 21 times. Happy birthday.

My congratulations to sirtom and Crusher for getting promoted in their respective ways. sirtom advancing to Private, and Crusher's biological odometer rolling over.

In other news I have just passed into the top 2000 by B/P rank, and have 1000 blams :D

Thanks all for the kind words. I get me some popeyes chicken later, plus a kitten and drivers ed classes

What's with all these "Shape 'n' Shape" flashes flooding the portal today. Were they purely produced because of Stamper's flash earlier today? Or has this been planned?

At 1/10/09 04:35 PM, fish1892 wrote: What's with all these "Shape 'n' Shape" flashes flooding the portal today. Were they purely produced because of Stamper's flash earlier today? Or has this been planned?

I know the admins and mods probably planned theirs, but all the others are just trying to go along with it.

I hate how they (admins and mods) get such special treatment. >:(

At 1/10/09 05:41 PM, Spartan204 wrote:

I hate how they (admins and mods) get such special treatment. >:(

I totally agree. There are tons of flashes around that have a far better score than they deserve due to the fact that they have been created by admin:

• 
  Circle n' Square by Stamper

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Ages 13+

• 
  Comic-Con 2008 Poster by TomFulp

  Click to view.

  Type

  Game

  Rated

  Everyone

• 
  The Day Keanu Stood Still by TomFulp

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Ages 17+

Not to mention the more recent "Shape Day" flashes.

JohnnyUtah's post features a few PMs he received, as a way of mocking them, but I agree with the PMs (at least that's what I guess they are..)

At 1/10/09 05:56 PM, fish1892 wrote: I totally agree. There are tons of flashes around that have a far better score than they deserve due to the fact that they have been created by admin:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 7851

I guess it was closely related to Egoraptor's version. There are huge similarities but different concepts and I know Egoraptor's flashes are splendid. No doubt about that.

• 
  Tall 'n Short by Egoraptor

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Everyone

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Also, congrats to Crusher117 and sirtom93 on their previous achievements. For Crusher on obtaining bithdayness, (wait, was that an existing word??? lulz) and for sirtom93 for an abrupt stay here in the NGPD and for promoting as Private, another NGPD product has graduated on the department. . May you continue the spirit of B/Ping and the spirit to serve Newgrounds.

***salutes***

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At 1/10/09 05:56 PM, fish1892 wrote:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 5149

Are you kidding? This is my favorite flash ever. Srs.

I'm back. I'm probably gonna be booed as a Commissioner. I don't currently have the time to take back the position, so no squabbles there. See you all around.

At 1/12/09 11:53 AM, MrAngel wrote: I'm back. I'm probably gonna be booed as a Commissioner. I don't currently have the time to take back the position, so no squabbles there. See you all around.

Hey hey hey! Look who's back? It's been about a year and a few months since i seen ya. I hope you still remember me.

At 1/12/09 04:52 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

At 1/12/09 11:53 AM, MrAngel wrote: I'm back. I'm probably gonna be booed as a Commissioner. I don't currently have the time to take back the position, so no squabbles there. See you all around.

Hey hey hey! Look who's back? It's been about a year and a few months since i seen ya. I hope you still remember me.

I remember all the members of that time.

I was gone because I was put in jail unjustly.

At 1/12/09 06:04 PM, MrAngel wrote:

At 1/12/09 04:52 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

At 1/12/09 11:53 AM, MrAngel wrote: I'm back. I'm probably gonna be booed as a Commissioner. I don't currently have the time to take back the position, so no squabbles there. See you all around.

Hey hey hey! Look who's back? It's been about a year and a few months since i seen ya. I hope you still remember me.

I remember all the members of that time.

That's good lol. I was scared you might of forgot about me :P

I was gone because I was put in jail unjustly.

Aw that sucks man. Jail is like.... well... it's like where you go when the NGPD arrests you. Glad to have you back though!

NGPD Roster -Monday January 12, 2009

Roster's here, nothing much spectacular in it
What's the deal with all these shape flashes getting through, none of them are any good, it's unbelievable what passes for quality
Hopefully the fad will die shortly, I'll suppose we'll have to wait until then
Not that the portal's been in stellar condition lately anyway without the shape submissions

~perfect-insanity~

Rank Ups

sirtom93, Private

Top 5 Gainers

fish1892 - 90
sinskae - 53
mwmike - 46
Eroth221 - 30
Crusher117 - 27

Entering the List

none

Leaving the List

sirtom93, Private

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Shapes

No.## ||[+\-]|| [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 00 || __ || [ 2537 ] || [ 0106 ] || [ 015.1 ] || sirtom93, Private

>>> 01 || __ || [ 2109 ] || [ 0027 ] || [ 003.9 ] || pigeonmaster88, Police Captain
>>> 02 || +1 || [ 1917 ] || [ 0030 ] || [ 004.3 ] || Eroth221, Police Lieutenant
>>> 03 || - 1 || [ 1904 ] || [ 0009 ] || [ 001.3 ] || Spartan204, Police Lieutenant
>>> 04 || __ || [ 1893 ] || [ 0027 ] || [ 003.9 ] || Crusher117, Police Lieutenent
>>> 05 || __ || [ 1879 ] || [ 0053 ] || [ 007.6 ] || sinskae, Police Lieutenent
>>> 06 || __ || [ 1619 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || TailsPrower, Police Lieutenant
>>> 07 || __ || [ 1438 ] || [ 0004 ] || [ 000.6 ] || NeonFlame126, Police Sergeant
>>> 08 || __ || [ 1410 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Gu-rrilla, Police Sergeant
>>> 09 || __ || [ 1227 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || PowerPrower, Police Sergeant
>>> 10 || __ || [ 0927 ] || [ 0046 ] || [ 006.6 ] || mwmike, Police Officer
>>> 11 || +2 || [ 0892 ] || [ 0090 ] || [ 012.9 ] || fish1892, Police Officer
>>> 12 || - 1 || [ 0860 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || ZiggyZack99, Police Officer
>>> 13 || - 1 || [ 0851 ] || [ 0001 ] || [ 000.1 ] || xthesnafx, Police Officer
>>> 14 || __ || [ 0795 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || JimmyDimples, Police Officer
>>> 15 || __ || [ 0609 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Lebastic, Police Officer
>>> 16 || __ || [ 0599 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || SonicSheep, Police Officer
>>> 17 || __ || [ 0581 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || MrCrawford, Police Officer
>>> 18 || __ || [ 0557 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || RS200, Police Officer
>>> 19 || __ || [ 0518 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || hawkkid777, Police Officer
>>> 20 || __ || [ 0464 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Dejanus, Portal Security

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