Now you're in for it Gentlemen.

Myself and Tails have an announcement to make, that I will carry out myself.

I have been appointed to the position of Unit-Ops of the Newgrounds Police Department.

*holds for the gasps of surprise*

I of course gladly accepted the appointment and I will diligently carry out the tasks as required of me.

Don't worry, it doesn't change much how I will be around here, since I constantly strive to hold you guys in line and to exemplify the best way to be a Police Officer around these parts.

At 11/22/09 09:08 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Now you're in for it Gentlemen.

Myself and Tails have an announcement to make, that I will carry out myself.

I have been appointed to the position of Unit-Ops of the Newgrounds Police Department.

*holds for the gasps of surprise*

*le gasp*

This it TailsPrower and I endorse this message. The NGPD now has a new and very promising co-leader!

Great work Spiffy! I look forward to your tyrannical rein of ter- oops. I mean good job on the promotion(or what ever you want to call it). :P May you serve as Unit-Op's for as long as possible. It's good to see so many of us getting in good with higher whistles and better positions on the force. ^_^

Stolen flash. there is no real reason to give evidence. It is so blatant there is no need to.

Flash:

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It's the same guy that did it last time. FUCK. He just keeps getting under the radar. well anyway it passed so I advise PM'ing Wade. I just wanted to give the heads up.

At 11/23/09 12:29 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Stolen flash. there is no real reason to give evidence. It is so blatant there is no need to.

Flash:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 8779
It's the same guy that did it last time. FUCK. He just keeps getting under the radar. well anyway it passed so I advise PM'ing Wade. I just wanted to give the heads up.

Clearly Wade must be around, cause that already got deleted. Even if it's completely blatant, I would appreciate it if you still showed us the evidence, cause some of us might not have seen the earlier evidence or know what the situation is.

This also sounds more like a case of fileswap than a problem of stolen flash.

At 11/22/09 11:10 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Just thought you guys might find the latest addition to my collection of really stupid reviews amusing:

I like to think, one day, that I'll be able to make a flash showcasing all of them in an educational 'how not to write a review' slideshow deal. For now though...

BAWWWWWWW!!!! :P

Wow just wow...how do they even have the energy?

At 11/23/09 02:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

I have been appointed to the position of Unit-Ops of the Newgrounds Police Department.

Nice. Very very nice work! Congratz. I would think that you're the best man for the job, of course that's why Tails picked you. Good job :)

Well, thank you Lizz. I find it awesome that we both got new positions this week.

*holds for the gasps of surprise*

*Farts*

ROFL

Don't worry, it doesn't change much how I will be around here, since I constantly strive to hold you guys in line and to exemplify the best way to be a Police Officer around these parts.

Don't get too power hungry on us now, Kay? If that doesn't happen, I'm sure we will be juuussst fine.

Considering I still don't wield a banhammer, I think the world will be just fine for now. Once we get to that point, I would worry if I were you, cause then I'll be standing behind you with the hammer every waking moment you spend on here. HAHAHA.

At 11/22/09 09:08 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Now you're in for it Gentlemen.
Myself and Tails have an announcement to make, that I will carry out myself.

*drumroll*

I have been appointed to the position of Unit-Ops of the Newgrounds Police Department.

Congratulations!

*holds for the gasps of surprise*

:o

I of course gladly accepted the appointment and I will diligently carry out the tasks as required of me.

Tails has been doing great work by himself, so I'll be intrigued to see how great the management will be now that he doesn't have to do everything himself. Not to set high standards or anything.

Don't worry, it doesn't change much how I will be around here, since I constantly strive to hold you guys in line and to exemplify the best way to be a Police Officer around these parts.

And that is exactly why you were appointed. Good luck and have fun.

At 11/24/09 06:12 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:
Congratulations!

Thanks!

Tails has been doing great work by himself, so I'll be intrigued to see how great the management will be now that he doesn't have to do everything himself. Not to set high standards or anything.

Tails absolutely does a great job, but I think it was important for me to help him out, because more than not, I'm around more often than he is, so if a crisis ensues, I can be there to dissipate anything or coordinate anything faster than he can. It really is a two man job, cause he or I can't be there all the time.

You don't know it, but more often than not I'm just lurking around, even if I don't say anything or post for days. I always have a watchful eye hehe.

At 11/25/09 02:15 AM, Lizzardis wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 9038
Stolen from here:

http://www.addictinggames.com/dontshoott hepuppy.html

Check the submit date on Addicting games..... "Launch Date: 5/29/06". That was 3 years ago, why submit it now?

Nice find Liz, looks like the majority agreed with you there :)

Since I'm off school for the rest of the week, I'll actually be able to gain some b/p points this week! Hopefully I'll garner at least a couple dozen by the time the rosters come out.

So yeah.... just where exactly has everyone gone off to? It's like a damn ghost town around here :(

In anycase, I want to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving, although I can't say the holiday means much overseas lol. I suspect that there will be some themed submissions so keep an eye out!

At 11/26/09 11:29 AM, TailsPrower wrote: So yeah.... just where exactly has everyone gone off to? It's like a damn ghost town around here :(

Inactivity is better than a pile of useless one-liners, IMO.

In anycase, I want to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving, although I can't say the holiday means much overseas lol. I suspect that there will be some themed submissions so keep an eye out!

Oh yeah,

• Unpublished Submission

Am I a bad person for losing deliberately? >:P

At 11/26/09 11:45 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Oh yeah,
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 9153
Am I a bad person for losing deliberately? >:P

Shit, you too? Haha jk, I only beat one round.

Also, I believe this is quite flaggable on the grounds that it contains images of animal mutilation (a pig's head cut in half) in a non-humorous way whatsoever. I quote straight from the FAQ: Examples include child pornography, bestiality, photos or video of hardcore adult acts, pornographic slideshows, and images of people or animals being killed, tortured, or mutilated.

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  Warpigs 58: To Your Mothe

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  The Pigs of War

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  (Ages 13+)

What do you guys think?

At 11/26/09 12:25 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I quote straight from the FAQ: Examples include child pornography, bestiality, photos or video of hardcore adult acts, pornographic slideshows, and images of people or animals being killed, tortured, or mutilated.

What do you guys think?

I don't think it qualifies honestly. I mean, it doesn't show the actual action of someone doing that, it just shows a pig's head cut in half. If it was someone torturing or killing a pig (which I don't know why anyone would be offended by seeing someone killing animals when all the meat we eat is KILLED animals anyway) then that would fit the description better. I won't flag it, but that's just my personal opinion.

At 11/26/09 12:52 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

If it was someone torturing or killing a pig (which I don't know why anyone would be offended by seeing someone killing animals when all the meat we eat is KILLED animals anyway) then that would fit the description better. I won't flag it, but that's just my personal opinion.

Someone might be squeamish to that sort of stuff especially if they're younger users who aren't familiar with grotesque images. I see what you're saying about eating meat, but I'm fairly certain that it's against the law to "handle" an animal like that, even if it was for food. Something tells me that this was done with malicious intent.

Regardless, the flash is still UJ so see for yourself while ya still can.

god damn clock crew -.- But I gotta say, that some of the submissions they've made in their history were quite cool...
uhm... is anybody excepted for me still visiting our own forum? It's collecting dust...
Also one question: Is it the "Turkey Day" or something? Some guys wrote this in their post or in the name of their flash submissions (I was really surprised when I saw the flood of flash submissions)

Sorry i,ve been so inactive guys. but i,vw been moving. and my internet is down. i won,t be able to post for a while. i,m using mt sisters phone to post. and she hates it. i,ll be active later. Happy Thanksgiving.

At 11/26/09 03:36 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 11/26/09 03:16 PM, Sanchez150894 wrote: god damn clock crew -.- But I gotta say, that some of the submissions they've made in their history were quite cool...

Yeah, some of their submissions used to make me laugh out loud.

I quite agree. The last clock day just gone was quite good.

Clock Day is usually lots of spam with plenty of golden nuggets.

uhm... is anybody excepted for me still visiting our own forum? It's collecting dust...

I'm lurking....not posting. I think since there is no need for it at this moment in time, that it would "collect dust" for a while. It's not being used because it need not be used. Nothing has happened that has forced us over there at this point in time.

I check the thread and our forums daily, but I don't oft post unless there is something I feel I have to comment on or I haven't posted in a while.

Also one question: Is it the "Turkey Day" or something? Some guys wrote this in their post or in the name of their flash submissions (I was really surprised when I saw the flood of flash submissions)

Yes, Turkey day, formerly known as "Thanks giving" is today. It gives Americans the time to gorge on food to celebrate something strange :)

Well without Thanksgiving Native Americans might be extinct, so it's kind of important that us whities got kind of a conscious to tolerate to them at least 100 years ago.

However us in Europe, we don't know about it cause it isn't that common over here. No worries, we don't need an excuse to eat food :)

Unless you're American I don't know why you would celebrate it, really.

Uh..hello there everyone, sorry for being inactive for while now but i have homeworks so far up my @$$ and i got to practise guitar for christmas show (:3) but i try to come on when i can!

At 11/27/09 12:40 PM, Figter wrote: Uh..hello there everyone, sorry for being inactive for while now but i have homeworks so far up my @$$ and i got to practise guitar for christmas show (:3) but i try to come on when i can!

That's alright we all have lives of our own, contrary to popular belief lol. Besides, I should probably work on episode 5 for a bit. It's been a while. But don't stay out too long, ya hear?

haha, great to hear you're enjoying some good company! I understand it's been a slow path to recovery for us, especially since a lot of our regulars don't post as much as we used to back in the day. Perhaps it's due to slow traffic or whatever factor, but that's not important.

What is paramount, however, is that we're doing our job by helping with the portal. I don't mind that our thread's frequently inactive since I'd much rather have this over a spam fest, as Sheizen said earlier. Just take care of yourselves and report in if there's anything to report. We'll pick up things from there.

Spam alert!
There are EIGHT new spam flashes in the Portal right now. "Tim Curry's Spamalot" 1-8. A flag flew up when I saw eight consecutive episodes of a new series pop up all next to each other. Especially when they're all by different people, or at least submitted that way.

Nevertheless, I watched the first one anyway. I found a picture of a man I'm assuming to be Tim Curry. He was talking in the classic Clock Crew Speaksonia voice to pictures of Satan. The background was a scene from a movie in what might as well have been from an 8 bit video game quality wise. I'm sure the rest will be this way to when I watch them.

Of course, it is up to you guys how you vote, but keep this post in mind as you watch them.

Thanks to S1nt for finding this one.

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Stolen from http://www.gamesofdesire.com/action/viol et-labrn/ (NSFW)

Just so you guys know, episode 5 is now out. So if you got some time to kill, why not head on over to our forum and check it out? And be sure to leave a comment at the Portal comment thread in the literature section!

If you haven't registered yet, you probably should (for your own good hehehe). Oh, and don't forget to PM me so I can verify you, or else you could be waiting in line for a veerryyyy loooonggggg tiiiiimmeeee.....

That is all for now.
*salute*

At 11/29/09 01:41 AM, TailsPrower wrote: Just so you guys know, episode 5 is now out. So if you got some time to kill, why not head on over to our forum and check it out? And be sure to leave a comment at the Portal comment thread in the literature section!

Someone could've filled me in on this whole thing, I never even knew you were writing this. What have I been missing out on? Well it's too late for me to get started now, but I'll definitely get onto reading it soon.

Nope, I don't think any of us would object to moving the rosters to Sundays - whatever works best for you is fine with us.

and DAMNIT HALLOW!!!! How dare you steal my place on the top gainer list *RAGE* >:'(

Lastly... LOL those crazy Japanese. They would.

uh... guys? I have to tell ya something: I'll be neither online here, nor on our own forums for about a month. Got toooooo much stuff to be done, including requests, collabs, exams and tests in school and various other projects -.-
I wanna apologize in advance to avoid any inconveniences

At 11/29/09 11:17 AM, TailsPrower wrote: Nope, I don't think any of us would object to moving the rosters to Sundays - whatever works best for you is fine with us.

and DAMNIT HALLOW!!!! How dare you steal my place on the top gainer list *RAGE* >:'(

Oh shit. TO THE LIZZ. CUBOARD!

Lastly... LOL those crazy Japanese. They would.

Haha. got my interwebs back :3 luckily my family moved quick. anyway. glad to be back.

I'm not sure if I should let this pass or not.

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It isn't a real flash, just a recording of him playing the game.
Help appreciated.

At 11/29/09 06:34 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote: It isn't a real flash, just a recording of him playing the game.
Help appreciated.

I think these things are the same as hentai slideshows. Lazy, but not really flaggable. Unless he stole the video from YouTube (damned if I can find it), then It's (just) OK as far as I know.