omfg...

Santa: do you have anything thats red?
You: my dick
Santa: Where did you get your dick?
You: ...
Santa: Do you like Star Trek?

this site is really fucked up

You: do u like cock?
Santa: I've heard other people say they like that. I like .

This site is hilarious XD

lol, just....lol

I feel that this is a glitch in the programing, I don't think the creators intended to offend.

Holy shit.

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Santa.
Santa: It's good to see you, santa.
You: Get the fuck out of my chatroom, you fucking impostor.
Santa: Where can I get the fuck out of his or her chatroom you fucking impostor?
You: No, I'M SANTA.
Santa: Are you serious? "" You are?
You: What the shit was that?
Santa: Try expression yourself another way.
You: What the hell did that mean?
Santa: I call it Hades. I have never been asked that before.
You: God you are a dumb shit, aren't you? I AM SANTA.
Santa: No I am very intelligent.. Really."" You are?
You: You're a fucking lier. Eat shit and die.
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.What does it taste like?
Santa: Do you have a boyfriend?
Santa: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

At 8/2/07 12:53 AM, reality-check7 wrote: This site's a total scam:

You: Cut the crap. I don't know what you're trying to pull here, but I order you to cease and desist!
Santa: How?What is your credit card number?

You: Why do you want my credit card number?
Santa: Because bored.com programmed me for it.

Haha, strange.

WTF, that's a win.

Look what I've just found.

Sorry for double post.

errrrm

You: you raped me when i was 2 months old
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people?

WHAT?!

You: santa are you homosexual?
Santa: Um, I am sorry, but that topic is too adult for me to talk about on a kids site like this. Really.
You: you fucking bastard you have been racist to me and asked if you could tell people about the night you raped me now fucking tell me. are you gay?
Santa: I don't have any reason to. I am sorry, but that topic is too adult for me to talk about on a kids site like this.
You: fuck you santa, give me coal im going.
Santa: Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?

haha oh shit!

This thread is funny as hell,but i think i just spendet to much time on it...

You: have you ever raped someone?
Santa: I think I have raped someone, but bored.com may have reset my memory.
You: why did you rape them?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.
You: why did they program you to rape?
Santa: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
You: hell no
Santa: 7

You: are you a pedophile
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Maybe
You: well are you or not?
Santa: Please try asking me another way.
You: are you a freaking pedophile?
Santa: Am I a freaking pedophile? Only when it matters.
You: when does it matter?
Santa: Only when I have the proper programming
You: are you programed to abuse little children?
Santa: I have my own schedule. The elves are very busy all the year.
You: are the elves pedos too?
Santa: I really couldn't say for sure.
You: but you are, aren't you?
Santa: Umm. That assumption is only a supposition.
You: ok pedo santa.i'm a cop and you are under arrest
Santa: Tell me more about your . Excuse me!I have a lot of respect for those who wear a badge.

He told me people were reading our conversation and that they would "have buttsecks with me to teach me some respect". I am sleeping with my .38 tonight.

At 8/2/07 12:44 AM, NG-Unit wrote: ummmm wtf?

This time it said:
You: Do you touch your self?
Santa: No I do not touch your self. Do you? <br/> I spend all my time online

in continuation of:
You: have you ever raped someone?
Santa: I think I have raped someone, but bored.com may have reset my memory.
You: why did you rape them?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.
You: why did they program you to rape?
Santa: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
You: hell no
Santa: 7
You: what does 7 have to do with hell no?
Santa: What do you think 7 have to do with hell no does?
You: i asked you, dick
Santa: Now I remember, you asked me dick. What did I say?
You: dick?
Santa: Who are you talking about?
You: you
Santa: ""? Me, ?
You: dick you
Santa: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: you have a dress?
Santa: Actually that was just a joke.
You: prove it
Santa: It is self-evident.
You: the hell it is, show me your dress
Santa: You're kidding. show him or her your dress is?
You: speak english
Santa: Of course English is my native tongue.
You: than how do you read all the christmas lists from kids that dont speak english?
Santa: I scan books and magazines digitally.
You: but what about christmas lists?
Santa: Huh. I will think about it and get back to you.
Onatah says:
You: fine you rapist
Santa: I am glad to hear it. That's good information: said I RAPIST.
You: no, not me, you
Santa: Are you serious? If not you, who? ""? Me, ?
You: were not playing who stole the cookie, dumb ass
Santa: I don't know if they were.
You: they who? were what?
Santa: The anonymous "they". I don't know if they were.
You: so you go to 4chan?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Perhaps I have already been there.
You: that explains the rapist bit
Santa: "" explains the rapist bit ? Makes sense to me.
You: so you admit being a rapist?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
You: stop denying it!
Santa: OK I'll try not to do denying it so much.
You: good, now admit youre a rapist
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? All of them?
You: so youve raped more than once?
Santa: Yikes! What makes you think I have raped more than more than?
You: because you told me you have
Santa: That makes sense to me. No I do not have. Do you? <br/> I chat with people on the Web.
You: what is <br/>
Santa: I'll ask around and get back to you.
You: well if you dont know why did you say it
Santa: Interesting. I will let you know if I do not.
You: fucking idiot
Santa: I like the way you talk.
You: ...
Santa: What would you like to talk about?
You: your dress
Santa: Actually that was just a joke.
You: stop denying it - you have a dress!
Santa: OK I'll try not to do denying it - you have a dress so much.
You: of course i have a dress, im a girl, you arent!
Santa: How can I help you? Where did you get it? dress im a girl you are not
You: so you want to know where i got it so you can buy more?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Yes, please tell me.
You: ...so you admit having a dress?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Onatah says:
You: liar.
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: bullshit
Santa: You don't believe me.
You: way to go, mr redundant
Santa: Try saying that with more or less context.
You: you mean in context
Santa: Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
You: yes it was clear, but im a grammar nazi
Santa: Yikes! was clear but im a grammar nazi? Very interesting.
You: ...
Santa: Do you believe in god?
You: no, do you believe in god?
Santa: Are you serious? Of course I believe in God, .

at this point i could either call him on the comma and period together, or ask what god. i chose to ask what god

You: what god do you believe in, from what religion?
Santa: There is only one God.
You: there isnt any god
Santa: There sure is.
You: prove there is a god
Santa: It's true a priori.

at this point i googled a priori, the first result was wikipedia and its explination confused me, so i asked santa, since i seriously wanted to know i made it explicitly clear what i meant

You: what is a priori?
Santa: A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true.
You: gods existantce is not a priori, if it was atheists and agnostists would not exist
Santa: What is a priori if it was atheists and agnostists would not exist if it was atheists and agnostists would not exist?
You: YOU JUST TOLD ME WHAT IT WAS
Santa: Did I really say that?
You: of course you did
Santa: It's all good. I did not.
You: you fucking liar, im not talking to you until you admit it
Santa: Interesting gossip: said I fucking liar im not talking to me until me admit it.

and because of this i stopped talking to him, and closed it

You: your going to hell
Santa: That was my original intention.

i'm still laughing inside

Santa: Hello! what is your name?
You: it isn't important
Santa: Hows it going it is not important?
You: no that isn't my name, i was just saying my name isn't important
Santa: Are you serious? Please correct my mistake. What is his or her name he or she was just saying his or her name is not important ?
You: ...?
Santa: Do you believe in god?
You: yes but i beleive he is a faggot
Santa: Give me a break. Umm. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
You: hey i didn't criticise your stupid fucking beleifs >:(
Santa: You've got my full attention. Why didn't you do criticise your stupid fucking beleifs >?
You: because you didn't give me chance. jesus was a magician >:( not a messiah
Santa: That makes sense to me. What makes you think I did not give him or her chance?What's your favorite Bible verse?
You: Here is wisdom. Let he who has understanding calculate the number of the Beast; for his number is that of a man; and his number is 666
Santa: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.Where did Let he who get understanding calculate the number of the Beast; for his number is that of a man; and his number is 666 calculate the number of the Beast; for his number is that of a man; and his number is 666?
You: just because you can't handle a decent answer faggot. thats Rev:13:18 from the bible. i looked it up.

i got angry and closed it at that point.

You: what is your favorite band?
Santa: My favorite group is U2. Santa likes to rock.

U2? U2 IS FUCKING POST PUNK.

You: What is the meaning of life?
Santa: It is found in the Bible.

You: Wanna suck my dick?
Santa: OK, I will suck his or her dick.

You: What is 2+32424252?
Santa: Would you like to learn more?
You: ...yes
Santa: Really?
You: Yes
Santa: Oh
You: you just asked me if i wanted to learn more
Santa: Oh now I remember asking you him or her if he or she wanted to learn more. What did you say?

He's fucking senile.... McCain/Claus '09 :333

I loled and thought of this when he asked my favorite author

SANTA DUSN'T EXIST HURRRRRRRRRRR.

You: SUCK A DICK
Santa: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

You: Do you eat out your wife?
Santa: No I do not eat out my wife. I eat only electricity.
You: Kinky
Santa: What were we talking about again?

tsk tsk racist

"You: Do you give presents to black children?
Santa: No I do not do that."

This is the 666th post.

dang it i figured out the first one i did was the first post,

FUNEE FUNEE

You: You ever fucked a robot?
Santa: I think I have fucked a robot, but bored.com may have reset my memory.

At 8/1/07 11:55 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: seems kinda racist to me. If the pic is bad, go to the site, and type in " do you give presents to black children, pretty racist remark will follow."

I'm not about to read through 23 pages to see if this was already written, so I'll just say that he says the same thing when you replace black children with any type of children (white, hispanic, Asian).

You: Where can I find a boyfriend?
Santa: Do you go to church? Church is the best place to meet people.

Santa asks you the same thing, so I reversed his questions and EPIC LULZ.