TLDR VERSION: SUCK A FUCKING DICK
Right ok so..
I really do not like the Star Syndicate, I think their flash animations are really shitty and the only reason why they get passed is because they are all mass voted. I believe Tom should delete all there movies as well as their accounts. This goes for crews like the Clocks as well.
The Playstation 3 is most probably the best console of all time. The reason for me making such a bold statment is because clearly it is. It posses the best graphics around, it beats other consoles like the gamecube and the xbox totally. Other then superior graphics it harnesses a Six-Axis controller meaning that tilting and swinging the controller in motion can manipulate the games on screen. An idea which rivals Microsoft and Nintendo. Microsoft consoles are known to have games which focus only on shooting such as Tomb Raider (Recieved a 4.6 on IGN) and the Nintendo consoles have their target audiences between the ages of 3-11 with games such as Super Mario Bubble Burst 3.
I am a true /B/man from the website 4chan.com - We pwn sites like Newgrounds because of hive like minds and ability to say badass memes such as whoop da shoop, dasu dasu and lolibear. When I go to other websites I like to say these memes (even though it clearly it clearly states in the rules of /B/ to not talk about them) over and over and over showing my internet knowledge to others. Clearly making me a better person then you, outside of the internet and of course inside. We are profficient in many computing languages allowing us to be excellent hackers. If you piss us of we will totally pwn you by hacking your password.
I think I will be a really good Mod for these forums because I have a post count of over 9000 (lol I said a meme, isnt that funny. Infact I am going to make that bold), this shows that I am experienced and know my way around Newgrounds forums. I know how to spell and i have exsellent grammar, also I have been here since Tom made Newgrounds (but I only made an account in 2003 to favourite a hentai game), as a mod I will enforce the rules with an iron fist. Also I promise to buy a NG shirt then I will make all a thread about how I bought the NG shirt and provide a low quality web cam shot of it. Then the package. Then if I am quick enough a shot of the postman leaving my porch. You see I believe pictures of real things in your home no matter how stupid or vague they are always make a thread cool. Anyway make me a mod. I really deserve it and popular people think I am funny.
If we move on.
I would just like to say that I my girlf friend dumped me, basically her name is Sarah and we loved each other deeply and we went to the cinema often and one time we even went to 3rd base and held hands. Now that she dumped me I feel like my life is truly over. Nobody even likes me anymore I think. My dad is totally uncool about the music I play and my mom totally hates me. I even cut myself sometimes because thats the way the pain of my heart can ooze away. That and I listen to deep bands like Linken Park and Good Charlotte, I feel like their lyrics reach out and sooth me. If you dont mind Newgrounds here is a poem which expresses my feelings:
Lone dead star,
Sitting forever in the abyss,
A heart of endless rape,
The moons inject sorrow,
The star dies
(If you don't understand that then you are not deep enough, also I am going to kill myself)
but before that....
Here is a conversation I had with INSERTPOPULARNAMEEHRE
xXmCpApErXx: LOL HI
xXmCpApErXx: SUP INSERTPOPULARNAMEEHRE GUESS WHAT?
INSERTPOPULARNAMEEHRE: Yes, tell me?
xXmCpApErXx: CHEESE LOL!
INSERTPOPULARNAMEEHRE: Im sorry, do I know you?
xXmCpApErXx: YEAH WE BROWSE NEWGROUNDS TOGETHER DUH!
xXmCpApErXx: DO YOU GO ON 4CHAN? SHOOP DER WHOOP LOL!!!
INSERTPOPULARNAMEEHRE: Im sorry, I need to go
lol me and INSERTPOPULARNAMEHERE are totally sexing it up together!
If we carry on reading you will know that...
I am totally a furry! :3 I <3 to yiff it up with my furry pals popularfag1 and popularfag2, you can find my totally kawaii furry drawings on my deviant art page ^_^ oh but dont be a hater becuz i am proud to be furry xDDDDDDD ^_^;;;;;
Oh and guys dont you just haaaaaaaaate those teddy chain mail letters I keep getting in my inbox! Like you seee them and you think omg not again so its like totally annoying i hope tom and wade ban the guy who started that because it is so annoying. He totally needs to get raped on a cactus (LOL!)
Runescape, Gaia, Mods, Fabs, etc
This thread was dedicated to WilliWowza because he seems to be the flavour of month so I guess that would give me some fame I guess. Also I am 13 but mature for my age.
Look how my pictures background totally blends in with newgrounds one..