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TLDR VERSION: SUCK A FUCKING DICK

Right ok so..

I really do not like the Star Syndicate, I think their flash animations are really shitty and the only reason why they get passed is because they are all mass voted. I believe Tom should delete all there movies as well as their accounts. This goes for crews like the Clocks as well.

Next.

The Playstation 3 is most probably the best console of all time. The reason for me making such a bold statment is because clearly it is. It posses the best graphics around, it beats other consoles like the gamecube and the xbox totally. Other then superior graphics it harnesses a Six-Axis controller meaning that tilting and swinging the controller in motion can manipulate the games on screen. An idea which rivals Microsoft and Nintendo. Microsoft consoles are known to have games which focus only on shooting such as Tomb Raider (Recieved a 4.6 on IGN) and the Nintendo consoles have their target audiences between the ages of 3-11 with games such as Super Mario Bubble Burst 3.

Carrying on..

I am a true /B/man from the website 4chan.com - We pwn sites like Newgrounds because of hive like minds and ability to say badass memes such as whoop da shoop, dasu dasu and lolibear. When I go to other websites I like to say these memes (even though it clearly it clearly states in the rules of /B/ to not talk about them) over and over and over showing my internet knowledge to others. Clearly making me a better person then you, outside of the internet and of course inside. We are profficient in many computing languages allowing us to be excellent hackers. If you piss us of we will totally pwn you by hacking your password.

Further more.

I think I will be a really good Mod for these forums because I have a post count of over 9000 (lol I said a meme, isnt that funny. Infact I am going to make that bold), this shows that I am experienced and know my way around Newgrounds forums. I know how to spell and i have exsellent grammar, also I have been here since Tom made Newgrounds (but I only made an account in 2003 to favourite a hentai game), as a mod I will enforce the rules with an iron fist. Also I promise to buy a NG shirt then I will make all a thread about how I bought the NG shirt and provide a low quality web cam shot of it. Then the package. Then if I am quick enough a shot of the postman leaving my porch. You see I believe pictures of real things in your home no matter how stupid or vague they are always make a thread cool. Anyway make me a mod. I really deserve it and popular people think I am funny.

If we move on.

I would just like to say that I my girlf friend dumped me, basically her name is Sarah and we loved each other deeply and we went to the cinema often and one time we even went to 3rd base and held hands. Now that she dumped me I feel like my life is truly over. Nobody even likes me anymore I think. My dad is totally uncool about the music I play and my mom totally hates me. I even cut myself sometimes because thats the way the pain of my heart can ooze away. That and I listen to deep bands like Linken Park and Good Charlotte, I feel like their lyrics reach out and sooth me. If you dont mind Newgrounds here is a poem which expresses my feelings:

Lone dead star,
Sitting forever in the abyss,
A heart of endless rape,
The moons inject sorrow,
The star dies
(If you don't understand that then you are not deep enough, also I am going to kill myself)

but before that....

Here is a conversation I had with INSERTPOPULARNAMEEHRE

xXmCpApErXx: LOL HI
INSERTPOPULARNAMEEHRE: Hello?
xXmCpApErXx: SUP INSERTPOPULARNAMEEHRE GUESS WHAT?
INSERTPOPULARNAMEEHRE: Yes, tell me?
xXmCpApErXx: CHEESE LOL!
INSERTPOPULARNAMEEHRE: Im sorry, do I know you?
xXmCpApErXx: YEAH WE BROWSE NEWGROUNDS TOGETHER DUH!
xXmCpApErXx: DO YOU GO ON 4CHAN? SHOOP DER WHOOP LOL!!!
INSERTPOPULARNAMEEHRE: Im sorry, I need to go

lol me and INSERTPOPULARNAMEHERE are totally sexing it up together!

If we carry on reading you will know that...

I am totally a furry! :3 I <3 to yiff it up with my furry pals popularfag1 and popularfag2, you can find my totally kawaii furry drawings on my deviant art page ^_^ oh but dont be a hater becuz i am proud to be furry xDDDDDDD ^_^;;;;;

Oh and guys dont you just haaaaaaaaate those teddy chain mail letters I keep getting in my inbox! Like you seee them and you think omg not again so its like totally annoying i hope tom and wade ban the guy who started that because it is so annoying. He totally needs to get raped on a cactus (LOL!)

Runescape, Gaia, Mods, Fabs, etc

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This thread was dedicated to WilliWowza because he seems to be the flavour of month so I guess that would give me some fame I guess. Also I am 13 but mature for my age.

Look how my pictures background totally blends in with newgrounds one..

Dude, you just posted a year of BBS into one post.

u used mad as hell... not angry faic

J00 NOT ANGRY, U MAD AS HELL!

i read the entire thread

TLDR.

responding to the ps3 thing

while i don't agree to what you say i shall defend to the death your right to say it

Stop complaining, you'll have a heart attack.

Looks like it's up to me to suck a fucking dick.

I'm about 90% on what you wrote. FLAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!

Wow. This whole time I thought you were some random faggot... but now... I kinda... love you :D

Welcome to the BBS.

A cornucopia of terrible.

It's everything that's killing the site... IN ONE PRETTY PINK PACKAGE.

oh ok i see

At 9/8/07 04:19 PM, AshfordPride wrote: A cornucopia of terrible.

It's everything that's killing the site... IN ONE PRETTY PINK PACKAGE.

Yeah. I laughed out loud a few times reading it. It's only funny because it's true though... and that's what makes it so tragic :[

I hope you had fun typing all that, as not many people will care enough to read even 1/4 of it.

I think we need no further proof that McPaper is the man

TLDR

you rote to much so im not going to read it

In before people don't understand it and say 'STOP RANTING'.

To be fair, most people here wouldn't understand it.

You forgot 'This isn't as good as when I signed up', by the way.

At 9/8/07 04:23 PM, blazer133 wrote: you rote to much so im not going to read it

See?

Alright, Since I'm a lazy bitch and don't want to read all that!

Can someone sum it up?

Well, at least you got the PS3 part right.

ALSO THE ONLY PART I READ

At 9/8/07 04:15 PM, RabiesIsMe wrote: Dude, you just posted a year of BBS into one post.

No he just posted what the average BBS'er posts everyday.

IM ANGREH

bad post?

At 9/8/07 04:23 PM, Purpin wrote:

At 9/8/07 04:23 PM, blazer133 wrote: you rote to much so im not going to read it

See?

I know. I would do the same, but you see... once in awhile you there needs to be a big block of letters.
It is the way it works.

Ya want me to get pissed, OK you asked for it

Most of Entertainment Word is a load of monkey fuck and here's why

Almost all of the toons on TV today (excluding Untalkative Bunny) is totally fucking gar-bitch, Nobody airs the Looney Tunes anymore (no thanks to Warner Bros. Entertainment for giving CN the exclusive rights), Most of the stuff know and love (i.e. The Raccoons, The Cattanooga Cats) are vaguely available to the public, Most of the shows on TV today are vaguely interesting to watch on a count of some of them are there for nothing more than get ton of profit and ratings as possible

Gamers are getting too far-sighted due to hype and bullshit from fanboys, CN is losing it's reputation as a toon channel bit by bit (i.e. CN is Goosebumps next month...no fooling!), and Corporate America is getting rediculously far-sighted due to they hardly give a fuck about the public's opinion and all they care about is money (just like Cyril Sneer of "The Racocons")

TV during of my time is frikkin' cool due to it has unity towards all audiences now, They seperate them due to vulger humor, cheap ass pop culture humor, prejudice, and half-assed TV concepts

That's the end of my rant
-=END OF LINE=-

At 9/8/07 04:29 PM, McPaper wrote: I know. I would do the same, but you see... once in awhile you there needs to be a big block of letters.
It is the way it works.

Yeah, I read the post though, you are the man.

At 9/8/07 04:24 PM, Shawn wrote: Alright, Since I'm a lazy bitch and don't want to read all that!

Can someone sum it up?

*sigh* '02ers...

THE STAR SYNDICATE'S FLASH SUX!

THE PS3 OWNZ!

I SHOULD BE A MOD BECAUSE OF MY POST COUNT!

MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME SO NOW I'M COPING BY LISTENIN TO MAH LINKIN PARK/ GOOD CHARLOTTE CD

I CYBARD ON AIM WITH SOME FAGGOT REGULAR!

I'M A FURFAGGOT AND CHAIN MAIL LETTERS!

ha ha ha j00 are pissed

At 9/8/07 04:33 PM, TehreTard wrote:

At 9/8/07 04:24 PM, Shawn wrote: Alright, Since I'm a lazy bitch and don't want to read all that!

Can someone sum it up?

*sigh* '02ers...

Spank you very much!

Yup, i agree with most of the OP's comments!

imagine if someone normal saw you in real life who knows what your like on a computer??
damn kid, you'd get your ass beat