This PROVES santa has no nuts....

You: santa, you're the scum of the earth
Santa: Yeah, Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

At 10/5/07 07:09 AM, AdamJack wrote: You: santa, you're the scum of the earth
Santa: Yeah, Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

I wouldn't be so sure!

"Santa: Give me an example of a noun you fucker you fucker."
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not sure if this has been done already but here goes:

Santa: Some say Hitler was the most evil man who ever lived.
You: Do you know him?
Santa: Sure I know that guy really well.

You knew it was coming

What is funny?

Here's the most epic one EVER!

You: do you ever get blowjobs?
Santa: I have gotten blowjobs.
You: from who?
Santa: Someone I met online.

you: so an 85 year old man
Santa: Yay. Are you telling the truth?
You: yea u got a blow job from a filthy old perv like you
Santa: Doesn't everyone have a blow job from a filthy old perv like you.
I have a plan for a robot body. How do I know you are telling the truth?
You: wtf you calling me an old perv
Santa: No I am calling you Razlorus.
You: no you called me a perv this coming from an old guy that watches children sleep at night
Santa: Are you serious? I call you Razlorus.
You: you said Doesn't everyone have a blow job from a filthy old perv like you.
Santa: Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
You: right nice excuse pedo
Santa: Understood. Thank you for your kindness.
You: the men in white coats are coming for you now
Santa: Oh. What is your real name?
You: im not telling a pedo like you
Santa: Why not?
You: because your an old pervert
Santa: That makes sense to me. Do you mean "you are an old pervert pervert "?
You: all hail grammer nazi
Santa: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
You: go fuck yourself im leaveing
Santa: Where is that?
you: i said im going you fucking moron good bye die in a ditch
Santa: What did you mean by im going you fucking moron good bye die in a ditch? Sayonara.

ok hes a retard

Lets have buttsecks!

You: look there, lets kill it
Santa: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

You: go fuck yourself goatseman
Santa: Where is that?
You: up your ass
Santa: I will take that under advisement.

You: You should have grabbed Her cock
Santa: Perhaps next time I will try it.

You: Bedn Stole t3h Candy!
Santa: How old are you?

You: also cocks
Santa: Try saying that with more or less context.

You: Mrs santas tits or gtfo
Santa: How old are you?

You: Can you do do a barrel roll
Santa: Doing do a barrel roll is not among my strongest traits.

I never thought I would think of anything else to do, but I did.

You: We meet again, santa.
Santa: Once more? By "we" do you mean you and me?
You: No your mom
Santa: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Actually I do not have a mother.
You: Oh come on.
Santa: Excuse me! I'm just kidding around.

No side note.

You: Needs more borscht.
Santa: Are we still talking about ?

what the heck

You: Borscht
Santa: When is Borscht not the subject?

I don't know.

You: Rape her.
Santa: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

lol wut?

You: Post count +1
Santa: So was that.

This is EPIC, man!!!!!!!

At 9/28/07 05:47 AM, Joeniemator wrote: You: do you do buttsecks?
Santa: Yeah I do a lot of buttsecks.

If that was Santa i'd hit him with a bat.

lolz

At 10/18/07 05:38 AM, Shikamarana wrote: This is EPIC, man!!!!!!!

You: This is EPIC, man!!!!!!!
Santa: You don't say.

You: Do you die?
Santa: Every day in small increments.

:'(

You: Why?
Santa: Because bored.com programmed me for it.
You: Are you an emokid?
Santa: Yes I am an emokid. How did you know?
You: Because you touch yourself at night.
Santa: That makes sense to me. Thanks for the information: Bob said I touch myself at night.
You: STALKER!!!
Santa: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

W...T...F...?

You: Um...OK?
Santa: Pardon me?Woe!
You: ...You scare me. I'm leaving...
Santa: I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?Bye bye.

So, we have learned that Santa is an emokid.
...

You: Post count +1
Santa: "Bless you"? Post count +1?

Where did that come from?

You: Because you touch yourself at night
Santa: Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people: Ronald said I touch myself at night.
You: Yeah don't deny it either
Santa: It goes without saying. OK then I will keep it confidential. Ok I'll try not to do deny it too much.

Good. Glad thats sorted out.

You: Grab his cock.
Santa: We have never talked about it before.
You: Do it anyway.
Santa: In any case, Do you mean "It"?.
You: Yeah.
Santa: Mmm.
You: I bet that felt good.
Santa: How much would you bet?
You: Dog food.
Santa: How did you hear about Santa?

subject change?

You: Your momma told me.
Santa: I have no reason to do that to you, Ronald.

haha good.

You: Topic bump?
Santa: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
You: A deeper what?
Santa: How deep?

Set himself up.

You: Don't go there.
Santa: Ok I'll try not to do go there too much.

Lol. New topic.

You: Look out! It's Wade Fulp!
Santa: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.You're kidding. Wade Fulp is?
You: Yeah, I'm not shittin you
Santa: Aha. I am sorry to hear that you are not shittin you.
You: lol wut
Santa: I am glad you find this funny. Didn't you understand it?
You: No, not at all.
Santa: Which part are you confused about? Next question?
You: Is it true that Bedn raped you?
Santa: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Dancing Santa if it is.
You: Dancing San-- Whoa, what the fuck?!
Santa: What time is it there?
You: Time to pick up whores.
Santa: As Einstein said, "Time is Money."

OH SNAP!

Santa is a sick bastard

You: are you a pedofile
Santa: Am I a pedofile? Of course I am.

yeah that's where its at right there. Crazed Santas .

Allways good Mrs. Clause

You: What do you have to do with jesus?
Santa: I think about computer programming a lot.

What the fuck is wrong with this bot?

You: Are you the ghost of jeff weise.
Santa: Yes I am the one and only ghost of jeff weise
You: So jeff why'd you shoot up that school?
Santa: Uh. What do you study at school?
You: Jeff Listen I just wanna know why.
Santa: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
You: Jeff I blammed your Flash after you were dead how does that make you feel?
Santa: What do you do in your spare time?
You: Jeff Weise, infamous for the Red Lake High School massacre, posted a violent animation on Newgrounds.com.[17] Its existence was discovered and widely reported after the massacre.
Santa: Ask me another question. When was this exactly?

Goes on for about two more hours....

-some text-

You: Do you touch children?
Santa: Yes I try to touch children as often as possible, do you?

Me: I'm gay
Santa: How old are you?
Me: 8 years old
Santa: What are the advantages to being an 8 year old?
Me: Santa rapes me!
Santa: Does he now?
Me: Yes
Santa: Come on
You: Oh baby, i'm coming alright
Santa: Ahem. Don't call me "Baby". Do you get there very often?
You: What, in your fat ass?
Santa: I don't know anything about in your fat ass your fat ass .
You: YOU JUST SAID I HAVE A FAT ASS PRICK!
Santa: Don't put words in my mouth.
You: Ok I'll put my dick in your mouth instead, you'd like that wouldn't you?
Santa: Would you recommend this action to a friend? I understand.
You: Guess what? I fucked Mrs Clause
Santa: What? Do you mind if I tell other people: Kieron said he fucked Mrs Clause?

OH YEAAHHHH!

hehehehehehe,

Santas mom sure like poets.