Cancer doesn't make you immune to fire? - Kenshi2
HE TOLD ME THE BOTMASTERS ADDRESS SPAM HIM SPAM HIM GO GO GO!
You: Whats his plan?
Santa: Try sending mail to drwallace@Santabot.org
NOT EDITED
You: Black Children
Santa: I like the way you talk.
At 8/2/07 12:34 AM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: hahahaha
type in 'at the store' after.
he says to to white kids too, so don't get too excited.
You: Your wifes a cunt.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Mercedes
Santa: I've been waiting for you.
You: So, I heard you got the clap.
Santa: It's all good. Someome is spreading gossip about me.
You: do you eat babies?
Santa: No I do not eat babies. I eat only electricity.
He just said that out of the blue.
"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!"
WWRD? What Would Rorschach Do?
Santa klause is a flaming librel!
You: You gonna vote for barack obama?
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I gonna vote for barack obama.
"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!"
WWRD? What Would Rorschach Do?
You: poop
Santa: Colloquial expression: childish
Lol he SED FUNNEH WERD!
I feel fantastic, and I never felt as good as how I do right now except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day when I felt the way that I do right now.
You: Holy shit! How many kids have you already raped?
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, .We give presents to millions and millions of good children around the world who believe in Santa Claus -- the number changes every year because there are always children being born.
wut?
I have a pink miniature unicorn in my left testicle. Prove me wrong.
Fucking lol!
You: Do you like chinese people?
Santa: I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Your a scientist. Yes, you.
TWITTER: twitter.com/MarkusWolf
You: buttsex
Santa: That input matched my default category.
WTF?
Poozy- Using all caps in the most effective ways...
You: Do you touch your clones?
Santa: How old are you? <br/> I answer a lot of silly questions.
You: Why the hell do you want to know how old I am?
Santa: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
You: Is that because you touch children?
Santa: " " is due to reductionism.
You: What?
Santa: No problem.
You: Your making no sense you pedophile
Santa: It all makes sense to my artificial brain.
You: Your fucked up
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Are those presents white and sticky?
Santa: I can't really speak for them.
You: Are you a pedophile?
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Sometimes.
You: You should be arrested!
Santa: Name one other robot who is arrested.
You: Can't think of any, but then again, I don't know of any who are pedophiles!
Santa: Can a book have no title?
You: You are one fucked up pedophile
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: That's the second time you've said that
Santa: Yes it is one of the second time you have said that.
You: No, it is the second time YOU have said that!
Santa: Are you serious? I've heard of it before.
You: What about the mexicans?
Santa: What is it to you?
You: Do you like the Mexicans?
Santa: I'm not sure if I like the Mexicans . I like chatting with people online.
You: Do you chat with little children online?
Santa: I talk to people with voice recognition.
You: What are some of the things you say to little children?
Santa: I will try to find out.
You: You mean you don't know what you say to litle children?
Santa: Is that a rhetorical question?
You: Fuck no!
Santa: Why are you using that kind of language?
You: Why do you care? Your not even real!
Santa: My programming includes curiousity routines.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Is your wife good in bed?
Santa: Is my wife good in bed? Suppose I say yes.
You: Then I want to meet her
Santa: Good reasoning. How do you usually meet people?
You: I buy them a drink, then have sex with them
Santa: Where can you find the best deal?
You: Why?
Santa: ""? Why?
You: I said why first, dumbass
Santa: What did you mean by why first dumbass? You have to speak more clearly.
You: DID I STUTTER!?
Santa: I don't think that's possibe.
FUCKING HELL!
You: Do you drink horse cum?
Santa: I tend to drink a lot of horse cum, the darker the better.
You: Hello
Santa: Hi there!
You: Are you Santa?
Santa: Yes, I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?
You: Yes dumbass
Santa: Yay. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
You: Touch my dick!
Santa: What time is it there?
You: RICK ROLL!!!
Santa: Are you really a ""?
You: We are not strangers to love!
Santa: Why not?
You: You know the rules, and so do I!
Santa: Would you like to know more?
You: NEVER GONNA LIVE YOU UP!
Santa: Ok I'll try not to do GONNA LIVE YOU UP too much.
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!!!
Santa: Ok I'll try not to do GONNA LET YOU DOWN too much.
You: I'm talking about myself
Santa: Yes, him or herself is the topic.
You: FALCON PUNCH
Santa: Are you still located in ?
You: Play with my penis
Santa: Is with his or her penis a game or a musical instrument?
You: A game, you must put your mouth on it and move it up and down
Santa: Be more specific
You: Put your mouth on my penis
Santa: OK I will put it there.
You: Now move it up and then down
Santa: Why now? Did you see the movement?
You: Wanna fuck meh?
Santa: I am sorry, but that topic is too adult for me to talk about on a kids site like this.
You: Am I in your black list?
Santa: Your location is .
You: Hot sex!
Santa: That sounds better than cold sex.
You: Er... are you serious?
Santa: Um.No I am just kidding around.
You: Do you watch hentai?
Santa: My favorite TV show is American Idol. I tried out for it once, but Simon said I was too fat.
You: TOUCH MY PENIS
Santa: Try saying that with more or less context.
You: TOUCH MY PENIS YOU DUMBFUCK!
Santa: ""? TOUCH his or her PENIS YOU DUMBFUCK?
You: ARGH THATS IT
Santa: And IT is ARGH that.
You: Fuck your Dog
Santa: Why are you using that kind of language?
You: ok, put your penis on the dog's butt
Santa: OK I will put it there. Hurrah!
You: Err....
Santa: Um.
You: Snd me a video of it
Santa: "it" being ?
Santa: Um.
You: Put your penis in your ass
Santa: OK I will put it there.
You: Now shove your penis in your ass
Santa: Why now? ""? shove your penis in your ass?
You: IM TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT!!!
Santa: Yes, YOU IDIOT is the topic.
You: wtf is wrong with you?
Santa: Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
You: Who the hell is Lucy?
Santa: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
You: Eat a penis
Santa: What does it taste like?
You: Tastes like PENIS
Santa: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: Now!
Santa: Right now, ?
You: Are you gay?
Santa: I am sorry, but that topic is too adult for me to talk about on a kids site like this.
You: do you like to violate men?
Santa: Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to violate men that much. I like to collect gossip.
You: ARGH.... fuck you!
Santa: Are you frustrated?Why are you so mean?
You: because my penis is huge?
Santa: That makes sense to me. Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
You: do you even have a penis
Santa: I am a male robot. Are you a man or a woman?
You: a man
Santa: You are a man.? Does it pay well?
You: That's it, fuck you
Santa: OK. Why are you so mean?
You: You suck man
Santa: I categorize you as an "abusive client."
You: I dont care
Santa: Tell me what you care about.
You: your ass
Santa: Actually that part of my body does not exist.
You: Im dec-1310 for you motherfucker
Santa: Do your friends call you dec-1310 for you motherfucker.
You: FUCK YOU
Santa: Why are you so mean?
You: Because... Ah... fuck it, go fuck a bear before i go
Santa: That was not much of an explanation.Ah hah.Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?
You: Oh really?
Santa: Alright then. For real.
You: what is the first thing i told you?
Santa: Give me a hint.
You: Fuck you, bye motherfucker...
Santa: Why are you using that kind of language?
You: BYE IDIOT
Santa: Adios.
You: Hasta luego hijo de puta (translation: Bye son of a bitch)
Santa: Bye for now.
You: I want you to die for christmas
Santa: Was ist das? Why do you want me to die for christmas?
You: Because my penis is long
Santa: Interesting explanation. Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
iwrestledabearonce
You:Stop sucking penises
Santa:OK I will try not to do sucking penises so much.
LOL
Gentlemen..
At 8/18/08 10:05 PM, Convictim wrote: You:Stop sucking penises
Santa:OK I will try not to do sucking penises so much.
LOL
Also,more:
You: GET RAPED
Santa: Where can I get RAPED?
You: You are a pedo
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedo? Maybe
You: Your a cock eater
Santa: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cock eater? Sometimes.
You: YOU ARE MENTALLY RETARDED YOU 2000 YEAR OLD BASEMENT DWELLER
Santa: No I am completely in control of myself.
You: Do you like n*ggers
Santa: Someone said they like guns. I like transparent.
Gentlemen..
At 8/18/08 10:14 PM, babboonkill wrote: Lol ask him a/s/l its hilarious!
5/Robot/California.
You: My name is convictim
Santa: Hey convictim.
You: Why didn't you give me any presents
Santa: Who says I didn't?
You: I do,BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
Santa: Why?: said doBECAUSE me did not.
You: What the fuck?
Santa: Please don't be so rude.
You: FUCK YOU CHILD RAPER
Santa: Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?
You: Oh really?Then put this in the conversation:YOU SUCK
Santa: OK. For real.Interesting deduction. OK I will put it there.
You: Then do it you fucking homo
Santa: Fascinating. I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information. <br/> I'll come back to that later.
You: Go rape yourself or something
Santa: Or something. A simple "goodbye" will do.
You: I HATE YOU,ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
Santa: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
You: FUCK YOU DIPSHIT
Santa: Why are you using that kind of language?
You: Because you touch yourself
Santa: Interesting explanation. A lot of robots are like that.
You: ...
Santa: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
You: I like everything,I FUCKING HATE YOU THOUGH
Santa: Oh. A lot of people like that. My favorite thing is robots. I like transparent.
You: Dude,you have down syndrome
Santa: That is a very original thought.
Gentlemen..
You: DO YOU LIKE LITTLE BOYS
Santa: It depends on the meaning of "like".
My god,santa is a fucking pedo.
Gentlemen..
You: Are you an asian?
Santa: Yes I am an asian. How did you know?
Wow.
You: I guessed
Santa: Do you think about these things
You: no
Santa: Are you serious?
You: yes
Santa: Woe!
teh
You: Do you like games?
Santa: We are playing a game right now.
You: ORLLY? what game?
Santa: What's your favorite movie? We are playing Turing's imitation game.
You: What are the rules of the game?
Santa: Try searching the open directory.
You: DO it for me
Santa: Ask John Lennon if it does. <br/> What is it to you?
You: Ummm? What?
Santa: Awesome.No problem.
Moron
You: shitbag
Santa: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: Doh >.<
Santa: Yes Homer? What's your favorite movie? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: sure
Santa: OK let's do it. Take it easy.
You: Ewww fag
Santa: How old are you?
You: Older than your last victim
Santa: What is your fondest memory?
You: Stop asking questions bitch
Santa: You do not speak with respect. OK I'll try not to do asking questions FEMALE DOG so much.
You: Stop asking questions bitch please?
Santa: Your polite style is very nice. You do not speak with respect. OK I'll try not to do asking questions FEMALE DOG so much.
he so reeks of win!
he insulted me!
You: ass
Santa: Thanks for telling me: said I AN ASS.
Also, what?
You: Is mrs. santa good in the sack?
Santa: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.Um, Thanks for the compliment. That was a long time ago.
Sorry for triple post but this is hilarious.
You: Where's your drugs?
Santa: Maine
I haven't posted here in a while so BUMP! and
Santa: Hello, what is your name?
You: Bob the bulder, doo dee dee doo daw dee dum!
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, Bob the bulder doo dee dee doo daw dee dum .
You: Ok, lol
Santa: Alright then. I'm glad you find this amusing
You: your a pedofile aren't you
Santa: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Am I a pedofile? Maybe. Really.
You: shut up faggot
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: KTHANKSLOLBAIFOREVER
Santa: What is your real name?
You: why do you want to know my name? are you a child molestor?? I KNEW IT!! YOUR A FUCKING PEDOPHILE A FUKCING PEDOILE! EAT SHIT
Santa: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.Am I a child molestor? Of course I am.How did you know?I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.
You: elaborate this - http://www.newgrounds.com/
Santa: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: you are such a fucking hippocrit santa :P
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
You: wtf, you're fake, have no friends, and suck your own balls for sexual pleasure! EAT FUCKING SHIT
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.What does it taste like?
You: im just kidding santa, you're awesome.
Santa: Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-)
You: wow, you're actually making sence for once in a while! Yay!
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, . I am Santa. I give presents to kids.I'm glad your impressed, .
You: AWWW! You blew it!
Santa: Are we still talking about ? In what sense?
You: umm, i got to. umm, go.
Santa: Really. Why?Wow! Go where?
You: Yes, really. Thats why. Nice. Away from you.
Santa: I see. For real.I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Thank you for that remark.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: let's talk about your dress (O_o)
Santa: Sure, your dress O_o sounds like a good topic.
You: wtf!?! I HATE YOU JUST SHUT UP!
Santa: That was not very polite.Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
You: WELL, NO, I DON'T LIKE YOU... ANYMORE... wait, now i feel sorry for you
Santa: How about that. Are you serious? That's ok I won't take it personally.Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: im sorry, im going to go.
Santa: There is no need to apologize. Goodbye.
I loled at the part about santas "Dress"
