At 6/10/03 04:51 AM, La-Chupicabra wrote: *shoots the pen0r off d34mon with sniper rifle from 800 metres away, packs up and wonders off*

*teleports to La-Chupicabra and rips his head off*

At 6/10/03 04:57 AM, D34M0N wrote:

At 6/10/03 04:51 AM, La-Chupicabra wrote: *shoots the pen0r off d34mon with sniper rifle from 800 metres away, packs up and wonders off*

*teleports to La-Chupicabra and rips his head off*

what are you going to do about your pen0r though?
you should get one of them newfangled bionic ones.

At 6/10/03 05:07 AM, headtrauma wrote: what are you going to do about your pen0r though?
you should get one of them newfangled bionic ones.

I can regenerate, i'm a demon.

so i assume its flame retardent penises, good deal.
i'd sell my soul for one of thoughs *cough*

*doesn't know wot to do because Ant and the others aren't online*

At 6/10/03 04:34 AM, sirevil1024 wrote: this the cow

*kills the cow, butchers it, and makes a few hamburgers*

At 6/10/03 05:15 AM, headtrauma wrote: so i assume its flame retardent penises, good deal.
i'd sell my soul for one of thoughs *cough*

Very funny *cough*

At 6/10/03 07:44 AM, _miles_ wrote:

At 6/10/03 04:34 AM, sirevil1024 wrote: this the cow

*kills the cow, butchers it, and makes a few hamburgers*

Nice, may i also have one. :-P

At 6/10/03 07:58 AM, D34M0N wrote:

At 6/10/03 07:44 AM, _miles_ wrote:

At 6/10/03 04:34 AM, sirevil1024 wrote: this the cow

*kills the cow, butchers it, and makes a few hamburgers*

Nice, may i also have one. :-P

i don't care lol

At 6/10/03 08:00 AM, _miles_ wrote: i don't care lol

Thanx.
*eats a hamburger*

At 6/10/03 08:04 AM, D34M0N wrote:

At 6/10/03 08:00 AM, _miles_ wrote: i don't care lol

Thanx.
*eats a hamburger*

*is attracted by scent*
*floats over and grabs miles' burger, then throws it across the street*

At 6/10/03 08:04 AM, D34M0N wrote: Thanx.
*eats a hamburger*

*looks at D34MON's burger and drools* Must... resist.. I'm on a diet

At 6/10/03 11:51 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *looks at D34MON's burger and drools* Must... resist.. I'm on a diet

'Give in...give in to temptation. Besides you don't need to be on a diet anyway. Nobody does. Diets don't work.'

*Chows down on several delicious meat-based products*

'Mmm, greasy food...'

At 6/10/03 11:55 AM, -Z- wrote: 'Give in...give in to temptation. Besides you don't need to be on a diet anyway. Nobody does. Diets don't work.'

*groans* oh! you meanie! *grabs a packet of Oreos*

At 6/10/03 12:14 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *groans* oh! you meanie! *grabs a packet of Oreos*

'Mwa ha ha ha HA HA HAA HAAA! Finally I shall rule the world with my fat enhancing irresistable products! Slowly all of mankind will become fat and bloated like giant blubbery whale bollocks and I shall be the only one remaining who can move...then all of the Earth shall be MINE! Bwa ha HA HAA!'

*Continues laughing evily for quite a while*

At 6/10/03 12:21 PM, -Z- wrote: 'Mwa ha ha ha HA HA HAA HAAA! Finally I shall rule the world with my fat enhancing irresistable products!

*throws a cookie at Z and shoves the whole packet of Oreos down his throat*
*evil laugh* Bwahahahaha

At 6/10/03 12:21 PM, -Z- wrote:
Finally I shall rule the world with my fat enhancing irresistable products! Slowly all of mankind will become fat and bloated like giant blubbery whale bollocks and I shall be the only one remaining who can move...then all of the Earth shall be MINE!

I don't eat food, so I guess I'm safe!

*Starts laughing quitely*

At 6/10/03 12:35 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *throws a cookie at Z and shoves the whole packet of Oreos down his throat*
*evil laugh* Bwahahahaha

'Gargh! Defeated by my own foul pawns! You are indeed a worthy adversary...I shall not forget this, you will rue this day...!'

*Flies off into the sky saying*

'Mark my words...I will return...'

At 6/10/03 12:44 PM, -Z- wrote: *Flies off into the sky saying*

Ah! Wazzat flying?
*grabs muh shotgun and aims carefully* This one better be good

At 6/10/03 12:51 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: Ah! Wazzat flying?
*grabs muh shotgun and aims carefully* This one better be good

*BANG*

'Brraaarck!'

*Falls like a speeding duck and slumps painfully to the ground, breaking several bones in the process. Lies in a twisted heap cos he can't do much else*

At 6/10/03 07:33 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *doesn't know wot to do because Ant and the others aren't online*

Am I one of the others? Coz I'm here!

At 6/10/03 12:56 PM, -Z- wrote: *BANG*

'Brraaarck!'

*Falls like a speeding duck and slumps painfully to the ground, breaking several bones in the process. Lies in a twisted heap cos he can't do much else*

*Grabs -Z-*

Hmm...

*Throws him into the swamp, where the crocodiles start eating his flesh*

At 6/10/03 01:04 PM, Sunstar wrote: *Grabs -Z-*

Hmm...

*Throws him into the swamp, where the crocodiles start eating his flesh*

*After some time, crocodiles start flying out of the swamp in a hilarious fashion*

'RaaaaAAAARRRRGGH!'

*Leaps from the swamp and stands triumphant on the bank*

'I told you you would rue this day.'

*Realises half of his body has been devoured*

'Crap...give me a few minutes...'

Sorry guys, I need to go to black Mage school, which lasts about 1 day. Oh well, when I come back, I'll be able to put my magic to the test. I'll protect my friends from people like Dragon_Gemini!(J/K)

At 6/10/03 01:04 PM, Sunstar wrote: *Throws him into the swamp, where the crocodiles start eating his flesh*

AaahH!! Noooo!!! He's muh catch!
*whacks Sunstar* Mine!

At 6/10/03 01:10 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:

At 6/10/03 01:04 PM, Sunstar wrote: *Throws him into the swamp, where the crocodiles start eating his flesh*

AaahH!! Noooo!!! He's muh catch!
*whacks Sunstar* Mine!

God, the way you said that makes it sound like your in love with him.

*Everyone starts staring at Anime_Goddess*

At 6/10/03 01:12 PM, Sunstar wrote: God, the way you said that makes it sound like your in love with him.

*Everyone starts staring at Anime_Goddess*

*pokes everyone's eye out* no! I shot him!

At 6/10/03 01:15 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:

At 6/10/03 01:12 PM, Sunstar wrote: God, the way you said that makes it sound like your in love with him.

*Everyone starts staring at Anime_Goddess*

*pokes everyone's eye out* no! I shot him!

Is that why you shot him with rubber bullets?

At 6/10/03 01:17 PM, Sunstar wrote: Is that why you shot him with rubber bullets?

*carefully inspects the bullets* awww crap.. note to self- never go back to that ammunition store

At 6/10/03 01:15 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *pokes everyone's eye out* no! I shot him!

'Right, sorry about that, I had to get some muscle and skin implants...damn crocodiles. Cost me a fortune. You really can't get the pa...'

*Looks around*

'Hold on, why's everybody holding their eyes? Did I miss something?'