*Grabs old phaser and goes outside*

At 6/16/03 07:22 PM, MaroonGolf wrote: Allright, this thread is getting locked!

Jesus tanner u scared me 4 a sec there. plz dont ban me

At 6/16/03 07:16 PM, mr_trivia wrote: Bobby_Jenkins and XVII are getting married in Las Vegas, where I am in "the Pokey" for "cheating" at Poker.

*Miroku breaks Trivia out of jail*
I get to be the priest yay:D

At 6/16/03 07:26 PM, -FaTbOy- wrote: Jesus tanner u scared me 4 a sec there. plz dont ban me

While looking for another "just kidding" pic on google, i found this hot chick. http://julietuesday.com/index.html

Well, a few years ago she would have been hot.

Write that into the story, or something.

At 6/16/03 07:29 PM, MaroonGolf wrote:

At 6/16/03 07:26 PM, -FaTbOy- wrote: Jesus tanner u scared me 4 a sec there. plz dont ban me

While looking for another "just kidding" pic on google, i found this hot chick. http://julietuesday.com/index.html

Well, a few years ago she would have been hot.

Write that into the story, or something.

*Julie Tuesday walked into the casino and asked for MaroonGolf*

At 6/16/03 07:29 PM, MaroonGolf wrote:

Write that into the story, or something.

What do we have here? A cop. *Sets phaser to painful* Hey piggy! *Fires phaser at MaroonGolf - Runs away*

At 6/16/03 07:22 PM, MaroonGolf wrote: Allright, this thread is getting locked!

Do you not like this topic or something...AGH! I thought you were gonna ban me or something....Tanner is all powerful

At 6/16/03 08:01 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *Julie Tuesday walked into the casino and asked for MaroonGolf*

*she sees tanner and runs like hell, tanner chases after*

*wakes up and stands up*
what the hell is going on
*sees tanner chasing someone*

*points and laughs at tanner running after the chick and being discomforted by the phaser shot* haha

*looks around, hey everybody's asleep, sneeks back to presidential palace and goes to bed, to return some time later maybe tomarrow*

*re-enters game*

"thats a spicey a meatball!!"

At 6/16/03 11:15 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote: *re-enters game*

"thats a spicey a meatball!!"

*gets the meatball and starts running*
hahaha i got your meatball
*trips over a rock and passes out*

At 6/17/03 01:07 AM, WastedRat wrote: *gets the meatball and starts running*
hahaha i got your meatball
*trips over a rock and passes out*

*Re-enters game*
"Damn!"
*walks over to WastedRat and attempts to revive him*
"you okay?"
* violently shakes WastedRat*

Well, at this time of hour I may have trouble to visulize me running around in circles like a lunatic and punching people in thier faces. Why is life so short Not sure but I know that punching someone in thier face makes me feel so much better.

At 6/17/03 01:21 AM, Killamasta wrote: Well, at this time of hour I may have trouble to visulize me running around in circles like a lunatic and punching people in thier faces. Why is life so short Not sure but I know that punching someone in thier face makes me feel so much better

*walks up to killamasta*
"lets put your theory into practice"
*punches killamasta in the face*
*killmasta falls to the ground hitting his head causing concussion*
"wow, you're right I feel much better"
*walks away*

At 6/17/03 01:26 AM, Dark_Serpent wrote:

At 6/17/03 01:21 AM, Killamasta wrote: Well, at this time of hour I may have trouble to visulize me running around in circles like a lunatic and punching people in thier faces. Why is life so short Not sure but I know that punching someone in thier face makes me feel so much better

*walks up to killamasta*
"lets put your theory into practice"
*punches killamasta in the face*
*killmasta falls to the ground hitting his head causing concussion*
"wow, you're right I feel much better"
*walks away*

comes out of manhole looks over at killamaster points and laughs grabs killamasters wallet takes all of the 60 cents out of it and runs down the block like daffy duck in one of those old warner brother cartoons

*Sneaks up behind Saggi - Pulls down Saggi's pants revealing nonexistant genitilia - laughs and runs away*

At 6/17/03 01:17 AM, Dark_Serpent wrote: *Re-enters game*
"Damn!"
*walks over to WastedRat and attempts to revive him*
"you okay?"
* violently shakes WastedRat*

*wakes up*
what the hell happen, damn my head hurts
*starts walking around*

At 6/17/03 01:43 AM, Painbringer wrote: *Sneaks up behind Saggi - Pulls down Saggi's pants revealing 8 inch genitilia - laughs and runs away*

trips painbringer and laughs as he fall down manhole
8 inch

At 6/17/03 01:30 AM, Saggi wrote:

At 6/17/03 01:26 AM, Dark_Serpent wrote:

At 6/17/03 01:21 AM, Killamasta wrote: Well, at this time of hour I may have trouble to visulize me running around in circles like a lunatic and punching people in thier faces. Why is life so short Not sure but I know that punching someone in thier face makes me feel so much better

*walks up to killamasta*
"lets put your theory into practice"
*punches killamasta in the face*
*killmasta falls to the ground hitting his head causing concussion*
"wow, you're right I feel much better"
*walks away*

comes out of manhole looks over at killamaster points and laughs grabs killamasters wallet takes all of the 60 cents out of it and runs down the block like daffy duck in one of those old warner brother cartoons

*wakes up from his concussion*
*Iam now very angry*
*goes to the nearest porno palace*
*buys saggi and dark_serpent some porno tapes*
*saggi and dark_serpent begin to then feel a strange attraction for each other*
*Dark_serpent and saggi then become secret lovers*
*Dark_serpent marrys saggi and have many children together*
*Dark_serpent and saggi then live happily ever after*

At 6/17/03 01:50 AM, Saggi wrote:

At 6/17/03 01:43 AM, Painbringer wrote: *Sneaks up behind Saggi - Pulls down Saggi's pants revealing 8 inch genitilia - laughs and runs away*

*walks up to Saggi*
" 8 inches? Ya right pal,"
* falls on ground in hysterical laughter
"I could see maybe 3 inches but where did the other five come from"
*continues to laugh so hard that he is unable to breathe*

At 6/17/03 01:50 AM, Saggi wrote:

trips painbringer and laughs as he fall down manhole
8 inch

*Pulls leg out of 8" hole - sets phaser to wide beam and burn mode - Fires at Saggi and sets its clothes on fire* Haha

*wakes up from his concussion*
*Iam now very angry*
*goes to the nearest porno palace*
*buys saggi and dark_serpent some porno tapes*
*saggi and dark_serpent begin to then feel a strange attraction for each other*
*Dark_serpent and saggi then become secret lovers*
*Dark_serpent marrys saggi and have many children together*
*Dark_serpent and saggi then live happily ever after*

looks down at killamaster because for some reason killamaster keeps shouting my name in his state of concushioned sleep and than i realize that killamaster is fantasizing about me in an unatral way so i kick him down the manhole

thats 2 for 2 in the manhole and i win again

At 6/17/03 02:00 AM, Painbringer wrote:

At 6/17/03 01:50 AM, Saggi wrote:

trips painbringer and laughs as he fall down manhole
8 inch

*Pulls leg out of 8" hole - sets phaser to wide beam and burn mode - Fires at Saggi and sets its clothes on fire* Haha

"something smells like chicken *sniff sniff* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

*runs around screaming before jumping into a dirt mound and rolling to put out the fire*

gets up goes up to painbringer takes phaser right before telling him he'll get it back and pushing him backdown manhole thn i set phaser to liquify (because it just so hapens to be made of spare blender parts) and shoots dark serpent turning him into a paste like goo.

At 6/17/03 02:01 AM, Saggi wrote:

*wakes up from his concussion*
*Iam now very angry*
*goes to the nearest porno palace*
*buys saggi and dark_serpent some porno tapes*
*saggi and dark_serpent begin to then feel a strange attraction for each other*
*Dark_serpent and saggi then become secret lovers*
*Dark_serpent marrys saggi and have many children together*
*Dark_serpent and saggi then live happily ever after*

looks down at killamaster because for some reason killamaster keeps shouting my name in his state of concushioned sleep and than i realize that killamaster is fantasizing about me in an unatral way so i kick him down the manhole

thats 2 for 2 in the manhole and i win again

*for some reason I find myself inside a manhole*
*I then Climb up the man hole and then in utter disbelif I see some horriable*
*I see saggi being mugged by 3 senior citzens*
*while he is being robbed I see that dark_serpent Is running away like a little girl from the senior citzens*
*Then I see saggi being sent to jail for be accused of abusing his fellow senior citzens*
*Saggi is then sent upstate and ever since has been dropping the soap on purpose*

*walks up to manhole*
*yells down to killamaster*
"since you seem to have some homosexual fantasies, Let me introduce you to Chester"
*chester jumps in manhole and begins anally violating killmasta*
" I'll leave you two alone"
*walks down the street in to Pub*
*orders beer and begins to shoot pool*

*for some reason I find myself inside a manhole*
*I then Climb up the man hole and then in utter disbelif I see some horriable*
*I see saggi being mugged by 3 senior citzens*
*while he is being robbed I see that dark_serpent Is running away like a little girl from the senior citzens*
*Then I see saggi being sent to jail for be accused of abusing his fellow senior citzens*
*Saggi is then sent upstate and ever since has been dropping the soap on purpose*

once again i hear noises that sound like killa master from down the manhole i look down and hear him screaming about soap and seinor citizens so i very slowly putthe the cover back on the manhole and walk away to the nearest hooters

At 6/17/03 02:10 AM, Dark_Serpent wrote: *walks up to manhole*
*yells down to killamaster*
"since you seem to have some homosexual fantasies, Let me introduce you to Chester"
*chester jumps in manhole and begins anally violating killmasta*
" I'll leave you two alone"
*walks down the street in to Pub*
*orders beer and begins to shoot pool*

*while he is down the manwhole with chester he rips off chester's genitils right off and feeds them to his best friend saggy*
*I then walk over to the pub*
*So I then ask*
*hey dark_serpent want this semi im keeping with me?*
*you nod your head*
*so I then go to my heavyyy chevy and popppp the the trunk WE ANIT NEVA SCARED*
*so then I walk in the pub and light the place up*

At 6/17/03 02:19 AM, Killamasta wrote:

*I then walk over to the pub*
*So I then ask*
*hey dark_serpent want this semi im keeping with me?*
*you nod your head*
*so I then go to my heavyyy chevy and popppp the the trunk WE ANIT NEVA SCARED*
*so then I walk in the pub and light the place up*

"what the hell are you talking about?"
*slaps some sense into Killamasta*
"Boy you need to shut you mouth before tou get hurt"
" Oh Well, too late"
*reaches over bar and grabs full vodka bottle*
*smashes bottle over Killamasta's head*
* Killamasta falls to the ground dead*
"take that "
*walks out of bar*

At 6/17/03 02:27 AM, Dark_Serpent wrote:

At 6/17/03 02:19 AM, Killamasta wrote:

*I then walk over to the pub*
*So I then ask*
*hey dark_serpent want this semi im keeping with me?*
*you nod your head*
*so I then go to my heavyyy chevy and popppp the the trunk WE ANIT NEVA SCARED*
*so then I walk in the pub and light the place up*

"what the hell are you talking about?"
*slaps some sense into Killamasta*
"Boy you need to shut you mouth before tou get hurt"
" Oh Well, too late"
*reaches over bar and grabs full vodka bottle*
*smashes bottle over Killamasta's head*
* Killamasta falls to the ground dead*
"take that "
*walks out of bar*

*wakes up from the ground*
*walks out the bar*
*sees dark_serpent secretly paying a prostitute for some oral sex in a dark corner of the street*
*I then go over knowing that that prostitute is really one of saggy's ex boyfriends from upstate*
*you then smile at me like if your the luckiest man in the world*
*I then laugh and walk away*