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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:03:33


At 6/16/03 01:59 PM, -Pzy- wrote: *Hands a nice cup of warm coffee to Warriormage*
-have you slept well?

Ttttthhhaaaaaannnnnnkkksssssssss........fffffooorrrrrrrrrrr.........cccoooo
fffffffeeee.....
*takes a sip*
*brightens up greatly, becoming active*
That's much better.
*takes another sip, brightens up more*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:06:19


At 6/16/03 01:55 PM, warriormage wrote: *wakes up*
*throws Bobby_Jenkins away*

AAAAHHHHH!!!!
*flies through the air*
AAAHH!!
*gets impaled on a spike*
....
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:08:28


At 6/16/03 02:06 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote:
At 6/16/03 01:55 PM, warriormage wrote: *wakes up*
*throws Bobby_Jenkins away*
AAAAHHHHH!!!!
*flies through the air*
AAAHH!!
*gets impaled on a spike*
....
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

*looks at Bobby_Jenkins*
Oh dear, that looks nasty. Must hurt quite alot.
Sorry about that, perhaps this will help.
*gives Bobby_Jenkins some coffee*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:12:08


At 6/16/03 02:08 PM, warriormage wrote: *looks at Bobby_Jenkins*
Oh dear, that looks nasty. Must hurt quite alot.
Sorry about that, perhaps this will help.
*gives Bobby_Jenkins some coffee*

*moans in pain as she sips the coffee*
mmmm, thanx
*feels refreshed*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:13:04


At 6/16/03 02:06 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote:
At 6/16/03 01:55 PM, warriormage wrote: *wakes up*
*throws Bobby_Jenkins away*
AAAAHHHHH!!!!
*flies through the air*
AAAHH!!
*gets impaled on a spike*
....
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

*Walks past on mule with coffee beans drapped over his back dressed like Quan Valdaz* Sees dead bobby jenkins and a man checking under rock screaming coffee* screams VAMINOS But *continues walking away at the same speed*


"The worst kind of coward is one that is only brave enough to show his face in the dark...."

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:16:27


*unimpales herself and goes for a strole with blood gushing from her wounds onto the floor*
Hmm...only one thing that can save me now, a secret past down from generation to generation amongst women
*goes off to buy some tampons*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:18:35


-You drank my coffee warriormage, so did Bobby_Jenkins. I have you both under my control now! Never drink coffee you get from strangers! Muhah! My evil plot worked!*laguhs an evil laughter*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:21:53


At 6/16/03 02:18 PM, -Pzy- wrote: -You drank my coffee warriormage, so did Bobby_Jenkins. I have you both under my control now! Never drink coffee you get from strangers! Muhah! My evil plot worked!*laguhs an evil laughter*

Really? It is quite tasty actually. *takes another sip*
Do you have anymore of this coffee? I really like it.
*goes for a stroll as if nothing happened*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:22:30


At 6/16/03 02:18 PM, -Pzy- wrote: -You drank my coffee warriormage, so did Bobby_Jenkins. I have you both under my control now! Never drink coffee you get from strangers! Muhah! My evil plot worked!*laguhs an evil laughter*

*points at unopened jar of -Pzy-'s coffee then at half empty jar of Bobby_Jenkin's coffee*
...I've been drinking my own brand for days and so has warriormage....sorry


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:25:06


At 6/16/03 02:22 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote:

*points at unopened jar of -Pzy-'s coffee then at half empty jar of Bobby_Jenkin's coffee*
...I've been drinking my own brand for days and so has warriormage....sorry

Hmmm *rips off label to reveal 3day poison label* ahhh so thats were that whent.


"The worst kind of coward is one that is only brave enough to show his face in the dark...."

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:28:01


At 6/16/03 02:22 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: *points at unopened jar of -Pzy-'s coffee then at half empty jar of Bobby_Jenkin's coffee*
...I've been drinking my own brand for days and so has warriormage....sorry

Look at my post on page 59.
*I obey you to..hm...no, I can't think of anything now. And the effect will only last 1 more min. Damn... *Swears.*
You can have all my coffee warriormage, I can't thinkof anything to do with the ppl under my control. Guess I am uncreatve*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:28:57


At 6/16/03 02:18 PM, -Pzy- wrote: -You drank my coffee warriormage, so did Bobby_Jenkins. I have you both under my control now! Never drink coffee you get from strangers! Muhah! My evil plot worked!*laguhs an evil laughter*

Does that mean you work at Starbucks?


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:30:40


At 6/16/03 01:20 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: XVII, let's get married!

Uhh.. you can have him if you want..
*pushes XVII* to Bobby_Jenkins*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:30:43


I think i'll not drink coffee here.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:31:10


At 6/16/03 02:28 PM, -Pzy- wrote:
At 6/16/03 02:22 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote:

Look at my post on page 59.
*I obey you to..hm...no, I can't think of anything now. And the effect will only last 1 more min. Damn... *Swears.*
You can have all my coffee warriormage, I can't thinkof anything to do with the ppl under my control. Guess I am uncreatve*

Ohhh, free coffee.
*grabs coffee*
Tasteh! Does anyone have any Pie with this?


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:33:08


At 6/16/03 02:31 PM, warriormage wrote: Ohhh, free coffee.
*grabs coffee*
Tasteh! Does anyone have any Pie with this?

Here is a pie.
*poisons the pie*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:34:42


At 6/16/03 02:33 PM, D34M0N wrote:
At 6/16/03 02:31 PM, warriormage wrote: Ohhh, free coffee.
*grabs coffee*
Tasteh! Does anyone have any Pie with this?
Here is a pie.
*poisons the pie*

*eats poisoned Pie*
*nothing happens*
You should know that it is impossible to defile Pie with poison, it's too holy for that.
*enjoys more Pie*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:38:50


At 6/16/03 02:33 PM, D34M0N wrote:
At 6/16/03 02:31 PM, warriormage wrote: Ohhh, free coffee.
*grabs coffee*
Tasteh! Does anyone have any Pie with this?
Here is a pie.
*poisons the pie*

*pours a cherry-flavored antidote on the pie*


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Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:39:03


-" I see you have a little banquette here, pie and all, Warriormage! Let me make it even better"
*Waves his hand and the most delicious dishes arive and a drink that washes all wearines away (another special -Pzy- brand coffee)*

Now let's eat!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:40:55


At 6/16/03 02:39 PM, -Pzy- wrote: -" I see you have a little banquette here, pie and all, Warriormage! Let me make it even better"
*Waves his hand and the most delicious dishes arive and a drink that washes all wearines away (another special -Pzy- brand coffee)*

Now let's eat!

Great! Lets have a feast!
*summons big long table and chairs*
*takes a seat*
Let us all enjoy this feast, all are invited!
*puts some more Pie and some wine and beer on the table*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:42:52


Great! Lets have a feast!
*summons big long table and chairs*
*takes a seat*
Let us all enjoy this feast, all are invited!
*puts some more Pie and some wine and beer on the table*

And everybody is invited!
*Puts face into a pie and eats*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:44:50


*unfolds and sets up buffet table* Who wants ambrosia?


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Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 14:52:00


*jumps around with excitement*
OH MY GOD! A PARTY! PIE! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!1
*jumps and dances*
*wets herself*
....
......
........
....
*cries*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 15:04:11


At 6/16/03 02:52 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: *jumps around with excitement*
OH MY GOD! A PARTY! PIE! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!1
*jumps and dances*
*wets herself*
....
......
........
....
*cries*

*gives Bobby_Jenkins an exact copy of her outfit and assembles a changimg room*


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Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 15:06:00


At 6/16/03 02:30 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/16/03 01:20 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: XVII, let's get married!
Uhh.. you can have him if you want..
*pushes XVII* to Bobby_Jenkins*

Okay Bobby lets get married! Sounds like a great idea. Everyone is invited to the wedding! YAYYY!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 15:10:56


At 6/16/03 03:06 PM, XVII wrote:
At 6/16/03 02:30 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/16/03 01:20 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: XVII, let's get married!
Uhh.. you can have him if you want..
*pushes XVII* to Bobby_Jenkins*
Okay Bobby lets get married! Sounds like a great idea. Everyone is invited to the wedding! YAYYY!

*pulls tuxedos, a wedding dress, bridesmaid dresses, a wedding cake, wedding rings, and a Priest out of sub-space* Consider this a wedding present.


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Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 15:11:15


Thanx mr_trivia
And woohoo!@XVII
I want Anime_Goddess as a bridesmaid and Dasark as my maid of honour
The important question is...who's going to bring the pie?


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 15:12:15


At 6/16/03 03:06 PM, XVII wrote:
At 6/16/03 02:30 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/16/03 01:20 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: XVII, let's get married!
Uhh.. you can have him if you want..
*pushes XVII* to Bobby_Jenkins*
Okay Bobby lets get married! Sounds like a great idea. Everyone is invited to the wedding! YAYYY!

-"There is a banquet on right now. We could have a wedding in it too! The food and the guest are already there! Only thing missin is the priest and the gifts"

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 15:16:38


At 6/16/03 03:12 PM, -Pzy- wrote:

Oooo, tomorrow you should be on lvl 11, excited?


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 15:18:54


At 6/16/03 03:11 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: Thanx mr_trivia
And woohoo!@XVII
I want Anime_Goddess as a bridesmaid and Dasark as my maid of honour
The important question is...who's going to bring the pie?

Yeah...were all ready I got meh tux on and she has a her dress. All we need is a preist who dosnt touch little boys....damn thats gonna be hard to find...any of you guys wanna do it?


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