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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 16:01:52


At 6/30/03 03:27 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:
Aha! But can you fly?

No, but I do have some psychic ability

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 16:02:27


At 6/30/03 03:59 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: Ph33r my 1337 5killz!

*is somewot intimidated by theshadowoflenin's leet skills*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 16:09:15


ill put on my wizard hat and rope and start playing.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 16:17:33


*Uses psychic abilities to bring TheShadowOfLenin back to Earth, and pummels him into a deep unconsciousness.*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 16:34:07


At 6/30/03 04:17 PM, Jonathan_Davis wrote: *Uses psychic abilities to bring TheShadowOfLenin back to Earth, and pummels him into a deep unconsciousness.*

*sigh*
Cant you see im instructing Raze on my 1337 5killz?

Anyway to m4k3 your compu73r 1337 you mu57 br34k op3n 7h3 c45ing 4nd follow my 1337 734ching5!

PH33R MY 1337 734CHING 5KILLZ!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 16:35:50


At 6/30/03 04:17 PM, Jonathan_Davis wrote: *Uses psychic abilities to bring TheShadowOfLenin back to Earth, and pummels him into a deep unconsciousness.*

Do you really have psychic abilities?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 16:45:40


At 6/30/03 04:01 PM, sirevil1024 wrote:
No, but I do have some psychic ability

You realise that you just completely contradicted everything you previously said?
Anyway,
*Creates huge void leading directly to the world of badly-drawn stick figures around self*
Now try and come near me!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 16:52:37


At 6/30/03 04:45 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:
You realise that you just completely contradicted everything you previously said?

haha, dumbass, I really do have some psychic ability, I just don't have total control of it

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 16:54:54


*ice cream truck pulls a sleeping michelinman past the scene*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 17:00:14


At 6/30/03 04:45 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: *Creates huge void leading directly to the world of badly-drawn stick figures around self*
Now try and come near me!

I summon the giant anus>:)
*Ground starts shaking and the giant anus burrows out from under Lenin and then eats him*

The Real Life Game!!!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 17:09:34


At 6/30/03 05:00 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:
*Ground starts shaking and the giant anus burrows out from under Lenin and then eats him*

images of Andy Dick Show come to mind

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 17:09:51


At 6/30/03 05:00 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:
Now try and come near me!
I summon the giant anus>:)
*Ground starts shaking and the giant anus burrows out from under Lenin and then eats him*

Argh! Not the giant anus!
*anus chokes, then coughs me up-minus the clothes*

PH33R MY 1337 N3KKID 5KILLZ!

*Anus rolls over and dies*
Oh crap, how am I gonna get my clothes back now!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 17:24:58


At 6/30/03 05:09 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: *Anus rolls over and dies*

*Miroku steals the seven pies and feeds them to the giant anus reviving it and making it the "UBER ANUS" *

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 17:27:28


At 6/30/03 05:09 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: Oh crap, how am I gonna get my clothes back now!

Perhaps if you go into the anus you might find them or whatever is left.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 19:21:56


At 6/30/03 05:24 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:
At 6/30/03 05:09 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: *Anus rolls over and dies*
*Miroku steals the seven pies and feeds them to the giant anus reviving it and making it the "UBER ANUS" *

"oh dear sweet mother of god the legends are true"

"WE NEED A GIANT ENAMA FAST!!!"

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 19:34:52


*walks in and looks at the uber anus*

"jeeze what the hell happened here while I was away!"

*walks to a chair and sits down*

"meh at least I still have my clothes"

*looks at lenin*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 19:40:52



"oh dear sweet mother of god the legends are true"
"WE NEED A GIANT ENAMA FAST!!!"

*pulls out UBER ENEMA*

"now dont clench"

*rams uber enema in uber anus which starts sucking in air and than explodes*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 19:57:41


*Uber anus is destroyed*

"YAY!"

*shredds of lenin's clothes go all over the place*

"looks like your going to have to get some new clothes lenin!"

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 20:25:19


At 6/30/03 07:57 PM, Incitic wrote: *Uber anus is destroyed*

"YAY!"

*shredds of lenin's clothes go all over the place*

"looks like your going to have to get some new clothes lenin!"

*stands there thinking of what to say*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 21:43:32


*looks around himself*

"I'm all ALONE!"

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 21:47:47


At 6/30/03 07:57 PM, Incitic wrote: *Uber anus is destroyed*

*Uber anus reforms*
Uber anus: Thanks to the power of the 7 pies I now have 7 powers: immortality, invincibility, regeneration, HADOKEN, teleportation, the ability to erect barriers, the ability to create black holes, and the ability to speak:P
*Miroku puts a saddle on the uber anus and rides it around causing mayhem and chaos*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 22:05:02


"aahhhhhhhhh now it can speak!"

*walks away*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 23:10:32


At 6/30/03 10:05 PM, Incitic wrote: "aahhhhhhhhh now it can speak!"

*walks away*

*Trips Incitic*

April Fools! MWAHAHAHAHA!

*Realizes it's not April*

Oh, wait, crap.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 23:12:29


*wakes up after sleeping 19 hours*
damn im hungry
Anybody got some food
*goes looking for people with food*


You lost your way and now you find you gave up your life you surrender your mind you arent who you wanted to be your just a reflection of society

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 23:13:38


At 6/30/03 11:12 PM, WastedRat wrote: *wakes up after sleeping 19 hours*
damn im hungry
Anybody got some food
*goes looking for people with food*

I've got a Hot Dog.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 23:40:17


At 6/30/03 11:13 PM, Nicholas_D_Wolfwood wrote:
At 6/30/03 11:12 PM, WastedRat wrote: *wakes up after sleeping 19 hours*
damn im hungry
Anybody got some food
*goes looking for people with food*
I've got a Hot Dog.

can i get a pice of that
*gets the hotdog and runs like hell*
hahahahah


You lost your way and now you find you gave up your life you surrender your mind you arent who you wanted to be your just a reflection of society

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 23:43:18


At 6/30/03 11:40 PM, WastedRat wrote:
At 6/30/03 11:13 PM, Nicholas_D_Wolfwood wrote:
I've got a Hot Dog.
can i get a pice of that
*gets the hotdog and runs like hell*
hahahahah

*Takes out Cross Punisher and shoots WastedRat 50 times in machine gun mode*
Noone takes my Hot Dog.
*Removes hot Dog from WastedRat's corps and eats it*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 23:50:36


*gets up and looks at the calander*

"hay its not april foolz"

*produces a hotdog in his hand*

"dudes remember this is a game, wasted rat you can produce your own hotdog, and get of the floor your staining it with your blood!"

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 23:54:24


At 6/30/03 11:50 PM, Incitic wrote:
"dudes remember this is a game, wasted rat you can produce your own hotdog, and get of the floor your staining it with your blood!"

*Hands Incitic a mop*
Congrates! Your the new jantor!
*Everyones starts clapping*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-01 00:16:43


"damnit I wanted to be the busdriver LOL!"

*starts mopping up blood reluctantly*