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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 03:47:33


*re-enters game*

"hey where is everybody?..i got the weed!!"


If you dont stand for something,you'll fall for anything

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 03:53:33


At 6/16/03 03:47 AM, iAmHaTeD wrote: *re-enters game*

"hey where is everybody?..i got the weed!!"

well...are you going to share??

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 03:58:48


At 6/16/03 03:47 AM, iAmHaTeD wrote: *re-enters game*

"hey where is everybody?..i got the weed!!"

drugs are bad for you
*drinkin some jack daniels*
damn this shit is good, im tired
*goes to sleep with the bottle on his hand*
*zzzzzzzzzzz*


You lost your way and now you find you gave up your life you surrender your mind you arent who you wanted to be your just a reflection of society

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:03:12


At 6/16/03 03:58 AM, WastedRat wrote: drugs are bad for you
*drinkin some jack daniels*
damn this shit is good, im tired
*goes to sleep with the bottle on his hand*
*zzzzzzzzzzz*

"carefully takes the bottle out of wastedrat's hands while he sleeps*
yay! i got it
*silently does the victory dance then drinks the jack daniels*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:05:03


At 6/16/03 04:03 AM, blondedamaged wrote: "carefully takes the bottle out of wastedrat's hands while he sleeps*
yay! i got it
*silently does the victory dance then drinks the jack daniels*

*wakes up*
WTF, give me my shit back
*grabs blondedamaged by the leg and drag her to me*
Give me my bottle!


You lost your way and now you find you gave up your life you surrender your mind you arent who you wanted to be your just a reflection of society

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:07:36


At 6/16/03 04:05 AM, WastedRat wrote: *wakes up*
WTF, give me my shit back
*grabs blondedamaged by the leg and drag her to me*
Give me my bottle!

HELL NO! not with that attitude! we can
SHARE it though! ;-)!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:08:15


I'm so bored and warriormage hasn't even showed up! *Activates chemical laser and starts shooting at cars making them catch fire*


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:09:13


At 6/16/03 04:05 AM, WastedRat wrote:
Give me my bottle!

*grabs bottle and throws it* hehe *runs away*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:14:54


At 6/16/03 04:07 AM, blondedamaged wrote:
At 6/16/03 04:05 AM, WastedRat wrote: *wakes up*
WTF, give me my shit back
*grabs blondedamaged by the leg and drag her to me*
Give me my bottle!
HELL NO! not with that attitude! we can
SHARE it though! ;-)!

yeah sure. BUt sirevil1024 just throwed it. damn him
*gets a rock and hit sirevil1024 on the head and he falls down*
get him blondedamaged.


You lost your way and now you find you gave up your life you surrender your mind you arent who you wanted to be your just a reflection of society

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:15:39


At 6/16/03 04:09 AM, sirevil1024 wrote:
At 6/16/03 04:05 AM, WastedRat wrote:
Give me my bottle!
*grabs bottle and throws it* hehe *runs away*

whatd you do that for?!?!
*chases sirevil*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:18:21


*runs after sirevil1024*
son of a Bit#$. you broke my bottle.
*keeps on running*


You lost your way and now you find you gave up your life you surrender your mind you arent who you wanted to be your just a reflection of society

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:21:59


At 6/16/03 04:14 AM, WastedRat wrote:
*gets a rock and hit sirevil1024 on the head and he falls down*
get him blondedamaged.

haha you missed, and you can't get me, I'm fast

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:28:29


At 6/16/03 04:21 AM, sirevil1024 wrote:
haha you missed, and you can't get me, I'm fast

*Fires laser from side to side and cuts off sirevil1024's legs without leaving any blood* Haha!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:33:14


At 6/16/03 04:28 AM, Painbringer wrote:
*Fires laser from side to side and cuts off sirevil1024's legs without leaving any blood* Haha!

oh hell! *new legs pop up* huh?

huh? *see mad cache of food* lets eat

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:36:47


*sees sirevil1024 trying to get food*
*walks behind him and get him on from the throught*
bit@# thats what you get for trowing a mans bottle
*chokes him harder*


You lost your way and now you find you gave up your life you surrender your mind you arent who you wanted to be your just a reflection of society

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:40:42


At 6/16/03 04:08 AM, Painbringer wrote: I'm so bored and warriormage hasn't even showed up! *Activates chemical laser and starts shooting at cars making them catch fire*

*comes in with much fireworks and smoke whilst speaking with thundering voice*
What is it that you wish morta..... *falls of stairs*
*smoke and fireworks dissappear, normal voice again*
Help me......Please? I'm still alive!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:43:56


*hits WastedRat in the nuts*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:46:27


At 6/16/03 04:40 AM, warriormage wrote: *comes in with much fireworks and smoke whilst speaking with thundering voice*
What is it that you wish morta..... *falls of stairs*
*smoke and fireworks dissappear, normal voice again*
Help me......Please? I'm still alive!

uh oh! he fell!!
*runs over to warriormage*
what can i do for ya?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:47:40


At 6/16/03 04:40 AM, warriormage wrote:
*smoke and fireworks dissappear, normal voice again*
Help me......Please? I'm still alive!

*Walks up to warriormage with armoured boots of bulletproof suit thumping, takes out shotgun and points it to warriormage's head* Any last requests before I splatter your brains across the pavement?


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:52:57


At 6/16/03 04:47 AM, Painbringer wrote: *Walks up to warriormage with armoured boots of bulletproof suit thumping, takes out shotgun and points it to warriormage's head* Any last requests before I splatter your brains across the pavement?

*runs in full speed towards painbringer*
*knocks into him then falls over on top of warriormage*
oh shit! somebody help!!!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 04:53:52


At 6/16/03 04:47 AM, Painbringer wrote:
At 6/16/03 04:40 AM, warriormage wrote:

*Walks up to warriormage with armoured boots of bulletproof suit thumping, takes out shotgun and points it to warriormage's head* Any last requests before I splatter your brains across the pavement?

Erhmmm....Can I have all of your shotgun ammo? You can't deny a dying man's last wish.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 05:04:07


At 6/16/03 04:53 AM, warriormage wrote:
Erhmmm....Can I have all of your shotgun ammo? You can't deny a dying man's last wish.

Well, alright. *Unloads his shotgun and shell boxes, puts away shotgun, takes out flamethrower* Hopefully the exploding shells will kill you fast enough. Goodbye warriormage. *points flamethrower at warriormage*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 05:08:58


At 6/16/03 05:04 AM, Painbringer wrote:
At 6/16/03 04:53 AM, warriormage wrote:

Well, alright. *Unloads his shotgun and shell boxes, puts away shotgun, takes out flamethrower* Hopefully the exploding shells will kill you fast enough. Goodbye warriormage. *points flamethrower at warriormage*

Ok, new plan. *puts all the shells inside the flamethrower*
That should solve that problem.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 05:15:08


At 6/16/03 04:43 AM, sirevil1024 wrote: *hits WastedRat in the nuts*

*fall to the grounds and rolls around*
son of a bit@#
*keeps on rolling on the ground*


You lost your way and now you find you gave up your life you surrender your mind you arent who you wanted to be your just a reflection of society

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 05:18:28


here, have a new bottle, I had my fun
*wonders where Anime Goddess is to help make more mayhem*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 05:22:26


At 6/16/03 05:18 AM, sirevil1024 wrote: here, have a new bottle, I had my fun
*wonders where Anime Goddess is to help make more mayhem*

yeah!!
*gets the bottle and starts drinking it*
*gets in a car that appear out of no were and drives around*


You lost your way and now you find you gave up your life you surrender your mind you arent who you wanted to be your just a reflection of society

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 05:25:03


At 6/16/03 05:08 AM, warriormage wrote:
Ok, new plan. *puts all the shells inside the flamethrower*
That should solve that problem.

So be it. *Chucks flamethrower onto ground causing stuffed shells to to explode in chain reaction and burning fuel to spill onto warriormage and part of the steel armoured suit* I wanted to see some blood, but now you will burn. *Throws some gasoline into the fire*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 05:26:49


At 6/16/03 05:25 AM, Painbringer wrote:
At 6/16/03 05:08 AM, warriormage wrote:

So be it. *Chucks flamethrower onto ground causing stuffed shells to to explode in chain reaction and burning fuel to spill onto warriormage and part of the steel armoured suit* I wanted to see some blood, but now you will burn. *Throws some gasoline into the fire*

*Quickly grabs Painbringer firmly making sure he can't get away*
Then we will both burn.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 05:32:14


At 6/16/03 05:26 AM, warriormage wrote:
*Quickly grabs Painbringer firmly making sure he can't get away*
Then we will both burn.

This suit is fire proof, unlike you. *Crushes warriormage's arm with other boot, backs away a few metres* See you in hell (Until you respawn).


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-16 05:38:20


At 6/16/03 05:32 AM, Painbringer wrote:
At 6/16/03 05:26 AM, warriormage wrote:

This suit is fire proof, unlike you. *Crushes warriormage's arm with other boot, backs away a few metres* See you in hell (Until you respawn).

You little..... *jumps in nearby pond*
Now I'm all wet thanks to you. I WILL get you for this.
*straps dynamite and C-4 to chest*
*runs to Painbringer, detonates self together with Painbringer*


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