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My sexy action-packed bbs story

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 00:22:20


A for antidisestablishmentarianism, and its great how there is no more sex and there is now more action

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 00:46:31


B! I want to find out about Viper, I was suspicious of that guy from the begining!

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 00:56:00


A) Look for Krunk. Adam has known him the longest, so he'd probably get a more truthfull response from him.


At 5/11/59 09:17 PM, Wolverine said:

| No no-neck redneck dumps on my wife and gets away with it!

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 02:03:03


I would choose C, and for the people who critisize Tantulas (sorry if i spelled it wrong), just don't post here anymore. Simple as that. Tantulas has to follow the rules and he knows that everyone is gonna bitch about but at least he isn't going to be BANNED for the enxt couple of days. So you guys just need to chill the fuck out and let the man WORK cause i want to know what happens next!

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 02:34:22


I say B. I bet it will yield the best results.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 07:29:16


I vote A

Yey i'm off my 7 day ban :)

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 07:32:03


i vote b


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 10:27:02


Dude,you fucking killed the thread.

I know you don't like writing sex stories,so don't write them.I don't like them either.

But.

You killed the one crucial element that made this thread good-Humour.

Even if you left out the masturbation and just added the option of asking people if they'd seen any movies lately,that would be good enough.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 13:10:16


Listen, people. I never said no more fapping. I said no more sex. I already have another sex scene planned, and I know exactly who it's gonna be between.

Also, think of the time frame in which this story has happened. Only three days have passed. He already wanked multiple times on the first, and on the second, there was a foursome, and on the third, he slept with Natasha. So get over it.

As of right now, I'm taking a vote. If you want the next section to contain random fapping, then post your vote and say yes or no along with it.


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 13:13:28


I'm gonna say no, to the random fappage. It's gonna get old sooner of later, if it pops up in every section.


Pure awesomeness. You must read it.

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 13:16:04


At 4/29/06 01:13 PM, LinkSssilvermane wrote: I'm gonna say no, to the random fappage. It's gonna get old sooner of later, if it pops up in every section.

I'm not going to put it in every section. People just keep complaining because there hasn't been any in a while.


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 13:19:37


At 4/29/06 01:16 PM, -Tantalus- wrote:

I'm not going to put it in every section. People just keep complaining because there hasn't been any in a while.

I realize you meant that. I'm just saying that you could still wait a bit longer 'till the next fappage scene, that's all.


Pure awesomeness. You must read it.

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 15:23:20


A, and yeah, keep in the random wanking.


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 15:29:17


A and no to the random fappage in the next section.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 15:33:49


At 4/29/06 03:29 PM, -Daniel- wrote: A and no to the random fappage in the next section.

i also say no to the fappage in the next section.

A?

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 15:33:54


I don't random fappage should be in every section, but it definitely needs to be included.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 21:20:07


a. also great story so far

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 21:21:53


BANNED FOR MAKING A STORY WITHOUT MEXICANS IN IT YOU FUCKING RACIST

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 22:31:33


Wow. It took three days, but I finally read the whole thing. This story is amazing! You should definitly show this to your english teacher.

I vote for A.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 22:34:27


At 4/29/06 10:31 PM, Fwahobadagadz wrote: Wow. It took three days, but I finally read the whole thing. This story is amazing! You should definitly show this to your english teacher.

I vote for A.

Haha, yeah right. And then I get expelled for writing sex scenes and showing them to my English teacher.


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 22:55:17


At 4/29/06 10:34 PM, -Tantalus- wrote:
At 4/29/06 10:31 PM, Fwahobadagadz wrote: Wow. It took three days, but I finally read the whole thing. This story is amazing! You should definitly show this to your english teacher.

I vote for A.
Haha, yeah right. And then I get expelled for writing sex scenes and showing them to my English teacher.

I vote A dude,and i apologise for being a fag before.What I meant was,I vote you shouldn't add sex scenes.If people want to jerk off,they have the internet to look at proper porn with,not some writing in an amazing story.

However,the wanking is fucking hilarious,so is the ''C.Ask Krunk if he's seen any movies lately'' choice.They are gross but in a humourous sense,not in a jerk off sense.

I think most people here agree with me on this one.If people want sex scenes,they can watch porn.Include the random jerking off every few chapters,not every chapter,but you should put a stupid question,even if it isn't gross at all,just stupid,like the movies one,in every choice.It adds humour to the story and it's great for the people that like a little laugh.I laughed like fuck in the first few chapters.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 22:58:45


Well, it seems you took sex out of the story, which means no more random masturbation, which means no humor, and no chance of Adam's dick falling off. Which means you get a big phat phail.

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 23:06:06


At 4/29/06 10:58 PM, usafddh wrote: Well, it seems you took sex out of the story, which means no more random masturbation, which means no humor, and no chance of Adam's dick falling off. Which means you get a big phat phail.

Take a second and read my previous post.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 23:07:26


At 4/29/06 10:58 PM, usafddh wrote: Well, it seems you took sex out of the story, which means no more random masturbation, which means no humor, and no chance of Adam's dick falling off. Which means you get a big phat phail.

I fail? Let's call into mind your pathetic story thread. GTFO this thread, and stay out.


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 23:10:54


At 4/29/06 11:07 PM, -Tantalus- wrote:
At 4/29/06 10:58 PM, usafddh wrote: Well, it seems you took sex out of the story, which means no more random masturbation, which means no humor, and no chance of Adam's dick falling off. Which means you get a big phat phail.
I fail? Let's call into mind your pathetic story thread. GTFO this thread, and stay out.

LOL,pwnt.

I don't agree with him,but no more sex scenes at all.That's what porn is for.However,the occasional random masturbation and at least one stupid option in every chapter.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 23:12:50


At 4/29/06 11:07 PM, -Tantalus- wrote:
At 4/29/06 10:58 PM, usafddh wrote: Well, it seems you took sex out of the story, which means no more random masturbation, which means no humor, and no chance of Adam's dick falling off. Which means you get a big phat phail.
I fail? Let's call into mind your pathetic story thread. GTFO this thread, and stay out.

Well, what I just said was not the main problem I'm having. I forgot to include that. The thing that's really bugging me is the fact that you keep getting banned and getting lazy with the story. After a long ban you had, I was looking forward to another long, exciting, funny post. Instead I got a hurried and rished piece o' crap. Don't use my story against me, because you have a higher potential than me with writing stories. And furthermore, I will not GTFO of this thread.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 23:17:27


Vote A, or you are Gay


I'm in ur plane, killin ur snakes.

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 23:36:23


I've decided to put my 900th post on my favorite topic.


I'm in ur plane, killin ur snakes.

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-29 23:57:24


At 4/29/06 11:12 PM, usafddh wrote: Well, what I just said was not the main problem I'm having. I forgot to include that. The thing that's really bugging me is the fact that you keep getting banned and getting lazy with the story. After a long ban you had, I was looking forward to another long, exciting, funny post. Instead I got a hurried and rished piece o' crap. Don't use my story against me, because you have a higher potential than me with writing stories. And furthermore, I will not GTFO of this thread.

Look, I'm really not getting lazy with the story. I have other things that have to get done first. I'm not obligated to do this. I could walk away right now and never finish it. But I enjoy writing it. I removed sex, and not fapping. And actually, I already know that there will be more sex in the story. I have it planned out. Ok, point is: I can do whatever I want to with the story. That simple. If you don't like what I choose to do, you don't have to read it, and you don't have to spam up my thread just insulting me because it's not going the way you want. Okay?


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-30 00:06:30


Ehhh wow i was looking forward to this thread untill all these arguments and tartunlas turning into a sex hater lolz