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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-17 01:25:35 Reply

soruce makes it sound major
wats up melvin

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-17 01:29:16 Reply

At 3/12/09 01:31 PM, Rallard wrote: Speaking of mescaline, has anyone cultivated and boiled San Pedro Cactus? Supposedly it contains mescaline, but the only person I've seen try it boiled it wrong, so he basically drank the nastiest cactus juice ever and didn't even get high. He also tried chewing on the cactus itself, which yielded no results.

torrent dat shit up bacdafucup
http://thepiratebay.org/details.php?id=3 442994

i have a peruvian torch cactus, and you dont

Woo, I've conserved half an eighth for a week today, yet I've smoked every morning... at least 1 full bowl a day, with a few other days where I matched bowls with friends as well.

i purchased 5 grams in decembre and had it until the end of january

it where its at

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-17 10:50:28 Reply

At 3/17/09 12:43 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 3/13/09 12:48 PM, life wrote: http://vimeo.com/3600656
This was hilarious. My only regret is that I wasn't high when I watched it. Haha.

If you liked that then you'll love this comedy for the whole family! :-)

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-17 17:24:54 Reply

At 3/16/09 04:26 PM, stosh1919 wrote: buddhist did the medical use of marijuana of NJ pass?

One step away, basically. It has to pass through the House of Representatives before Corzine can sign it. (iirc) 90 days after he signs it, the bill goes into effect.

At 3/17/09 10:50 AM, life wrote: If you liked that then you'll love this comedy for the whole family! :-)

I see what you did there.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-17 19:20:54 Reply

Been sober for a month, quite easy after realizing my love for ciggarettes.
Got put on Focalin XR and now Risperdal. either decent to abuse? :]


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-17 22:03:03 Reply

At 3/17/09 07:20 PM, UKZ wrote: Been sober for a month, quite easy after realizing my love for ciggarettes.
Got put on Focalin XR and now Risperdal. either decent to abuse? :]

Focalin is like super strength Ritalin. But don't fuck with Risperdal, all I can find are bad reports even on Erowid.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-17 22:07:46 Reply

At 7/8/04 01:04 AM, Popeofdope wrote: I am the drug lord
-Rules of the club-
No retards
Don't talk about shit when you dont know what yoiur talking about
Pope of dope is teh greatest

Sick bong, and I want in >.>

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-19 06:39:21 Reply

Finally smoked some weed. Intentionally got higher than I needed to, drank also. Had a good time. Had some stoned sex.
lawl.

At 3/17/09 10:50 AM, life wrote:
At 3/17/09 12:43 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 3/13/09 12:48 PM, life wrote: http://vimeo.com/3600656
This was hilarious. My only regret is that I wasn't high when I watched it. Haha.
If you liked that then you'll love this comedy for the whole family! :-)

Okay, I think something's wrong with it because after two hours it still wasn't loaded.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-19 10:24:34 Reply

Worst St Patty's Ever.

lol, jk, it was all right. Got hammered like no other and I went to take a piss, and when I opened the bathroom door there were 3 of my friends in a circle passing around a bubbler. Took a few tokes and forgot I had to piss, next thing I know I'm half blacked out with someone drawing on my face, ended up puking and blacking out again and then driving everyone 40 miles home still messed up.

For some reason, whenever I drink then smoke weed, I always get really sick.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-19 15:25:46 Reply

At 3/17/09 05:24 PM, Buddhist wrote:
At 3/16/09 04:26 PM, stosh1919 wrote: buddhist did the medical use of marijuana of NJ pass?
One step away, basically. It has to pass through the House of Representatives before Corzine can sign it. (iirc) 90 days after he signs it, the bill goes into effect.

if it passes we are likely to be one step away from the cali on the east coast

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-19 17:02:36 Reply

At 3/19/09 03:25 PM, stosh1919 wrote:
if it passes we are likely to be one step away from the cali on the east coast

We can only hope.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-19 18:31:38 Reply

Last night was so sketchy. My bro met an old friend from high school who lives about 5-10 minutes away from us, and coincidentally he sells bud. So my brother and a friend of ours ride up the street to the gas station, and before the dude pulls up, a cop rolls by. The dude pulls up and asks if he can do the deal at our house, so my brother figured that'd be better than doing it right in front of the gas station.

We were originally gonna get 2g of KB for $30 and our friend was gonna cut the dealer's hair. Then the guy says he doesn't want a hair cut, so he'll do 2g for $35. We didn't have $35, so he says he's going back to his house to weigh out 1.5 for $30. (His house is only about 5 minutes from the gas station in one direction, ours is 5 minutes in the other.) He takes about 20 minutes to a half hour, and finally gets to our house. About 5 minutes after the deal, another cop creeps by our house while we're packing up a bowl. Then he drove by again the other way and drove up the road.

Weird.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-19 20:14:21 Reply

At 3/19/09 06:31 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: We were originally gonna get 2g of KB for $30 and our friend was gonna cut the dealer's hair. Then the guy says he doesn't want a hair cut, so he'll do 2g for $35. We didn't have $35, so he says he's going back to his house to weigh out 1.5 for $30.

He couldn't just spare $5 worth of weed? That's kind of a dick move. After all, it was his fault you guys ended up being short on money.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-19 20:38:25 Reply

At 3/19/09 08:14 PM, Ship wrote:
At 3/19/09 06:31 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: We were originally gonna get 2g of KB for $30 and our friend was gonna cut the dealer's hair. Then the guy says he doesn't want a hair cut, so he'll do 2g for $35. We didn't have $35, so he says he's going back to his house to weigh out 1.5 for $30.
He couldn't just spare $5 worth of weed? That's kind of a dick move. After all, it was his fault you guys ended up being short on money.

I know, right? Oh, and I also forgot to mention that after he sold us it, he texted us something along the lines of "Man that bud got you high didn't it?" We didn't answer him, and he kept sending texts like that. Not fuckin' with him anymore.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-19 21:18:12 Reply

At 3/19/09 08:38 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: I know, right? Oh, and I also forgot to mention that after he sold us it, he texted us something along the lines of "Man that bud got you high didn't it?" We didn't answer him, and he kept sending texts like that. Not fuckin' with him anymore.

Well it could be worse, he could've shorted you completely. I can't count how many times I've been jipped until I found my latest dealer, who charges a little extra but never rips us off.

Even my friend from high school, who got me into weed, was one of my best friends for a while, etc, ripped off my other friend 1.5 grams. How messed up is that? He's become such a weed fiend that he thinks we won't notice 1.5 grams missing from an eighth, and that he'll be able to smoke it himself. Anyway, my friend confronted him about it, got 1.5gs and we haven't seen my dealer friend since.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-19 21:22:05 Reply

At 3/19/09 08:38 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:
At 3/19/09 08:14 PM, Ship wrote:
At 3/19/09 06:31 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: We were originally gonna get 2g of KB for $30 and our friend was gonna cut the dealer's hair. Then the guy says he doesn't want a hair cut, so he'll do 2g for $35. We didn't have $35, so he says he's going back to his house to weigh out 1.5 for $30.
He couldn't just spare $5 worth of weed? That's kind of a dick move. After all, it was his fault you guys ended up being short on money.
I know, right? Oh, and I also forgot to mention that after he sold us it, he texted us something along the lines of "Man that bud got you high didn't it?" We didn't answer him, and he kept sending texts like that. Not fuckin' with him anymore.

What a prick, I can't stand when people NEED feedback on their bud, even worse when they imply that it's "dank as hell". Pineapple Express put it best, you're dealer isn't your friend lol. Well in most cases anyway.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-19 22:34:26 Reply

:At 3/19/09 09:22 PM, Lkoz91 wrote:



What a prick, I can't stand when people NEED feedback on their bud, even worse when they imply that it's "dank as hell". Pineapple Express put it best, you're dealer isn't your friend lol. Well in most cases anyway.

Well I'm sure having feedback makes them feel better. I'm no dealer, but if I sold to someone I would like to hear their comments on whether or not what I sold them was good. The only annoying thing is when they beg for feedback.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-19 22:51:23 Reply

Got a pretty big bud in my last pick-up.

Lego mans for scale.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-20 11:32:08 Reply

At 3/19/09 10:51 PM, Elfer wrote: Got a pretty big bud in my last pick-up.

Lego mans for scale.

That looks beautiful.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-20 14:40:53 Reply

Average view of weed.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-20 15:09:48 Reply

does this club discuss how to be smart about marijuana? like how to hide it from my parents. cause i dont know, if they see it, they will trash it.......

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At 3/20/09 03:09 PM, genitalwart wrote: does this club discuss how to be smart about marijuana? like how to hide it from my parents. cause i dont know, if they see it, they will trash it.......

Get a good hiding spot and don't come home blazed as fuck?

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-20 21:45:40 Reply

At 3/20/09 06:56 PM, Ship wrote: Get a good hiding spot and don't come home blazed as fuck?

Haha I hide mine in a ps2 game case and I've came home really high before.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-20 22:45:14 Reply

At 3/20/09 09:45 PM, MichaelHurst wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:56 PM, Ship wrote: Get a good hiding spot and don't come home blazed as fuck?
Haha I hide mine in a ps2 game case and I've came home really high before.

I use to sneak out my backdoor and hide everything in a cabinet where everyone watches tv in my house. It's all about composure and hiding the smell.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-20 23:04:18 Reply

At 3/20/09 10:45 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: I use to sneak out my backdoor and hide everything in a cabinet where everyone watches tv in my house. It's all about composure and hiding the smell.

Ninjaaa.

PS2 game cases make unusually good hiding spots. They are semi-air tight so you can't smell even the dankest weed (in fact I have some very dank stuff in there right now). Plus I have it hidden in a game no one would want to play (Mojo?) and my parents wouldn't look through my games anyway.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-20 23:49:03 Reply

My eye drops and papers are in a Really Sorry dvd case (skateboarding video for Flip). I have my half o that I just picked up today in my macbook box. I doubt my parents would ever look there. It served me well with the last o I had, hopefully it'll last till college.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-21 01:22:35 Reply

At 3/20/09 03:09 PM, genitalwart wrote: does this club discuss how to be smart about marijuana? like how to hide it from my parents. cause i dont know, if they see it, they will trash it.......

No safe places because my parents go through my shit. If I've got any, I keep it on me.

At 3/20/09 02:40 PM, life wrote: Average view of weed.

That's sad. Love the dramatic music accompanying it.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-21 11:30:24 Reply

I burned with a couple friends yesterday and we ended up looking at the stars since it was a clear forecast that night. We got really deep and started talking about how many planets there are out there. The universe is constantly growing larger and larger. Each star is technically a sun and has planets orbiting it. With so many planets out there we started talking about how there is such a large possibility then that there are other life forms. Now what if those other life forms are even more advanced then we are and already know about our existence?

Just thought I'd share that with you guys, it really got me thinking.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-21 13:41:08 Reply

At 3/19/09 10:51 PM, Elfer wrote: Got a pretty big bud in my last pick-up.

Lego mans for scale.

omg im jealous.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2009-03-21 14:36:40 Reply

Got a pretty big bud in my last pick-up.

damn.....