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In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 01:18 PM Reply

Good day, gentlemen,

I would like to review your or someone else's classical submission. Just post it in here and you will get honest professional critic and I will speak up.

Best regards,

Sir Edward Eisenworth

WARNING: CRITIC MAY BE VERY HARD AND NOT MERCYFUL

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 02:36 PM Reply

this isn't the 17th century


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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 02:52 PM Reply

At 6/30/11 02:36 PM, Glib wrote: this isn't the 17th century

I do not what you mean. Please explain yourself.

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 02:54 PM Reply

At 6/30/11 02:36 PM, Glib wrote: this isn't the 17th century

I do not what you mean. Please explain yourself.

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 03:08 PM Reply

At 6/30/11 02:54 PM, ClassicalCritic wrote:
At 6/30/11 02:36 PM, Glib wrote: this isn't the 17th century
I do not what you mean. Please explain yourself.

I'm pretty sure Glib's referring to "Sir Edward Eisenworth". It's kinda old-school, you know.


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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 03:14 PM Reply

At 6/30/11 03:08 PM, Deflektor wrote:
At 6/30/11 02:54 PM, ClassicalCritic wrote:
At 6/30/11 02:36 PM, Glib wrote: this isn't the 17th century
I do not what you mean. Please explain yourself.
I'm pretty sure Glib's referring to "Sir Edward Eisenworth". It's kinda old-school, you know.

Guess why I name myself that way. The name is fiction, the critic is real.

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 03:28 PM Reply

Whats your backgrond? Any compositions? releases?

Just to know your not just another asshole talking crap.

(also, you seem kinda arrogant?)


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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 03:36 PM Reply

At 6/30/11 03:28 PM, Usernamemyarse wrote: Whats your backgrond? Any compositions? releases?

Just to know your not just another asshole talking crap.

(also, you seem kinda arrogant?)

I assure you, we are here to spread constructive and honest criticism. Yes, this account is made by two composers. If we were assholes, we would just bomb all the popular music pieces with 0 votes and write crap in the reviews.

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 03:40 PM Reply

At 6/30/11 03:36 PM, ClassicalCritic wrote: I assure you, we are here to spread constructive and honest criticism. Yes, this account is made by two composers. If we were assholes, we would just bomb all the popular music pieces with 0 votes and write crap in the reviews.

That doesn't answer my question, though.
WHo are you guys and what do you do? is there anything you guys can show us of your work?


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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 03:47 PM Reply

At 6/30/11 03:40 PM, Usernamemyarse wrote:
At 6/30/11 03:36 PM, ClassicalCritic wrote: I assure you, we are here to spread constructive and honest criticism. Yes, this account is made by two composers. If we were assholes, we would just bomb all the popular music pieces with 0 votes and write crap in the reviews.
That doesn't answer my question, though.
WHo are you guys and what do you do? is there anything you guys can show us of your work?

We want to be anonymous but we assure you, we have experience in what we are doing. We are specialized in composing for orchestras and ensembles and that for movies. So we are both film composers.

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 04:22 PM Reply

Review this song.

I want to see how good you can review. So review that song and post it in this thread.

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 04:38 PM Reply

At 6/30/11 04:22 PM, Mrmilkcarton wrote: Review this song.

I want to see how good you can review. So review that song and post it in this thread.

This is one of the most controversial musical pieces ever written. This piece is about the background noises and not-fulfilling the expectations of the audience. Since this is a very special piece of music, it does not fit into our criticism measure. I asked about music to review on this very site, because we think, that there are many low-rated masterpieces hidden on Newgrounds. What do you actually expect me to say about this? By the way, this is a piece and not a song.

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 04:44 PM Reply

This thread gives me the giggles. "We're composers for movies, so we know what we're doing, but we're not gonna tell you who we are because we're actually just posers pretending we know our stuff."

We get that all the time here. Don't talk the talk if you aren't prepared to prove you can walk the walk.


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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 04:54 PM Reply

At 6/30/11 04:44 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote: This thread gives me the giggles. "We're composers for movies, so we know what we're doing, but we're not gonna tell you who we are because we're actually just posers pretending we know our stuff."

We get that all the time here. Don't talk the talk if you aren't prepared to prove you can walk the walk.

We just want to review pieces of music from composers who want them reviewed. Why don't you just post something of your work for us to review so we can show you, that we are no posers?
It is irrelevant what we are. Many critics do not make the things they criticize.

From now on, we are not going to answer any more tiresome questions. Many people want their work fairly reviewed but they do not get it, and you people just spit on this opportunity.

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 05:05 PM Reply

I however am shameless and will take reviews from whoever. I approve of your attempt to be helpful even though youre hiding your classifications for being at a level so boastworthy. So if you would please...

  • - LD - Shores of Time
    - LD - Shores of Time by LogicalDefiance

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    3.97 / 5.00
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    295 Views
  • - LD - Hidden Terrain
    - LD - Hidden Terrain by LogicalDefiance

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    4.43 / 5.00
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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 05:14 PM Reply

At 6/30/11 04:54 PM, ClassicalCritic wrote: From now on, we are not going to answer any more tiresome questions. Many people want their work fairly reviewed but they do not get it, and you people just spit on this opportunity.

If it's irrelevant who you are, you wouldn't have boasted yourselves as composers for movies, you're kind of contradicting yourself.

And I'm not spitting on the opportunity, I'm saying you're setting yourself up to be something that you're not willing to prove.

But just because I'm curious, despite my stuff not being your typical classical music:

  • -So Far-
    -So Far- by Back-From-Purgatory

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    4.39 / 5.00
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    1,327 Views
  • -Them- (Final -Vox)
    -Them- (Final -Vox) by Back-From-Purgatory

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    4.48 / 5.00
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    787 Views
  • -Yin-
    -Yin- by Back-From-Purgatory

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    4.45 / 5.00
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And to add, you can easily find a lot of underrated classical music in the classical section of the audio portal, if you want to hand out reviews, you should go browse around.


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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 05:48 PM Reply

haha BITE ME.

  • Ancient Discoveries
    Ancient Discoveries by SantaBro

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  • Out There in the Dark
    Out There in the Dark by SantaBro

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and yea that's another account i have

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 05:57 PM Reply

  • newtonian shore
    newtonian shore by acmeDyne

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I'm not sure how "classical" this is, but thanks for the review offer.

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jun. 30th, 2011 @ 06:08 PM Reply

  • We Ride At Sunset
    We Ride At Sunset by ZStriefel

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be gentle :|

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jul. 1st, 2011 @ 01:51 AM Reply

  • Round 3-Crashed[Nim/RX]
    Round 3-Crashed[Nim/RX] by NimblekidX

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  • Round 2-DC[Nim/RX]
    Round 2-DC[Nim/RX] by NimblekidX

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  • Round 1[Nim/RX]
    Round 1[Nim/RX] by NimblekidX

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I sense a fluke in the midst....

review.i'll tell if you are good or not.


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Response to In need of a classical review? Jul. 1st, 2011 @ 02:06 AM Reply

Hmm... try this one...

  • The Last Ship
    The Last Ship by brokendeck

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Sorry, the wave sounds stay...

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jul. 1st, 2011 @ 05:13 AM Reply

Hai :3

  • ECHO - Inexorable
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  • ECHO - Goddess
    ECHO - Goddess by Echo

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  • ECHO - Faith
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Response to In need of a classical review? Jul. 1st, 2011 @ 05:54 AM Reply

Just for kicks,

  • Behr - Moot
    Behr - Moot by jpbear

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jul. 1st, 2011 @ 03:03 PM Reply

Are you Calastimir?

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jul. 1st, 2011 @ 03:06 PM Reply

At 7/1/11 03:03 PM, brokendeck wrote: Are you Calastimir?

We are not from Newgrounds.

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jul. 1st, 2011 @ 03:09 PM Reply

Try this one.... my oldest tracks, originally submitted in 2008-2009, it's my first song completely doen with Cubase...

  • Night Before the Battle
    Night Before the Battle by brokendeck

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jul. 1st, 2011 @ 03:14 PM Reply

At 6/30/11 03:14 PM, ClassicalCritic wrote:
Guess why I name myself that way. The name is fiction, the critic is real.

Maybe because a google search of the name would reveal nothing if spelled verbatim. It would hamper research into your alias and theoretically protect your identity to a certain point...

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Response to In need of a classical review? Jul. 1st, 2011 @ 08:03 PM Reply

These are all old so don't judge my current production skills off them

  • Virtuous
    Virtuous by DJ-Chilvan

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  • A Distant Land Pt. 1
    A Distant Land Pt. 1 by DJ-Chilvan

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  • Almany
    Almany by DJ-Chilvan

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  • Last Quest
    Last Quest by DJ-Chilvan

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Check out my new track Tokyo Pop and my hit: Our Nova Pt. 2.
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  • NP - Market Town
    NP - Market Town by ProudAardvark

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Ok I'll bite. I disagree with your comment about the "stone age" however.


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