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I havn't been given my top 1% yet and BlackOps and my other friends got their honour rankings last night. I'm understandably angry. I havn't the first clue as to why this has happened, and like hell am I getting 10,000 again this week. It had better update today or I'm gonna end it all.

>:(

So I didn't get my top 1%. Either my game is fucked or it just hates me. No matter, I shall just get 10,000 again this week...In the space of 5 evenings. Oh and and last night, we got 300 valor and flew up to 328th.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

At 9/8/09 10:20 AM, BobbaQ wrote: So I didn't get my top 1%. Either my game is fucked or it just hates me. No matter, I shall just get 10,000 again this week...In the space of 5 evenings. Oh and and last night, we got 300 valor and flew up to 328th.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And then today we were to challenge a clan to a 2v2 for 5,000 Valor. Unfortunately I had a family emergency and Bob was late to the game so we forfeited. I tried pleading to the enemy team (their leader is British too by the way) that we both abandon the game and we'd challenge them later but they were having none of it. His reason for proceeding was "it's happened to our clan several times before so..."

What a wanker.

So now we're challenging them for 10,000 (which includes 100% interest) and we WILL win.

At 9/8/09 03:20 PM, Black-Ops wrote: So now we're challenging them for 10,000 (which includes 100% interest) and we WILL win.

But... what if the other clan wins.... ?

D:

and I promise to play this game sometime this week, I've been far too busy playing Call of Juarez :(

At 9/8/09 07:16 PM, ShadowWest wrote:

At 9/8/09 03:20 PM, Black-Ops wrote: So now we're challenging them for 10,000 (which includes 100% interest) and we WILL win.

But... what if the other clan wins.... ?

D:

They didn't. Me and Bob won because we are fucking awesome.

And they are shit.

and I promise to play this game sometime this week, I've been far too busy playing Call of Juarez :(

Good to hear, I'd like some more activity from everyone pl0x.

So I'm glad that the clan game I was supposed to play disappeared, because I must have taken a cock in the ass while I playing Batman. I played 2 1v1 games, and I lost horribly in both.

At 9/8/09 11:59 PM, TheThing wrote: So I'm glad that the clan game I was supposed to play disappeared, because I must have taken a cock in the ass while I playing Batman. I played 2 1v1 games, and I lost horribly in both.

No worries, that sniper clan game was for us and we did win. The team you played were really good with their snipers. It was my fault for setting you up with such an obscure game to begin with. If you like I can find you some better games today, I think I'll look for some tournaments with big prizes. We don't get any bonuses now after 50 wins, so we need these big games if we want to further advance our clan. After yesterday's 5,000 valor profit we are now in the top 300 (274th last time I checked).

That clan me and BlackOps played for all that valor last night were a joke. The guys they sent left after they failed to win their S&D. They also kept getting owned by my sentry bots which was hilarious. We shot up like 80 places in the rankings which was awesome. Later on in another match for some reason we were allowed to start playing before the other team arrived. They can whistle for a rematch though as being a sniper on Tharsis is just weird.

BlackOps is full of a cold/flu so all clan games are off until next week. Also, I'm off to Spain on Monday for a holiday so you'll be without me for 2 weeks. I'll be leaving BlackOps in charge but I'll sort it out properly before I go.

GET WELL SOON GRANT YOU SEXY BEAST, AND GET SOME SLEEP.

At 9/9/09 07:36 AM, Black-Ops wrote: If you like I can find you some better games today, I think I'll look for some tournaments with big prizes.

Meh, I just got The Beatles Rock Band, so I'm going to be sinking some time into that, and then I want to play a few non-clan games to get back into the swing of things. Last thing I want to do is play a 500 Valor game only to suck.

Besides, I play better in a team, even a 2 man team. I tend to play either a support role or a go all out (hence my low KDR but high amount of points). Both of those aren't very good for in a 1v1. Even with your guide, I would have to play a few 1v1's before I start going risking Valor.

As you may already know, I'll be going to Spain on Monday for two weeks for a much needed holiday. This means I'll be leaving things in the hands of Black-Ops. He'll be doing the roster here and has been told that organising clan games is fine.

However, any that have a high entry fee are a no-no as I sure as hell don't won't to come back to find that all our hard earned valor is gone. I'm slightly ugh about losing 2 weeks of points but all that fish and sun will make up for it. I'll be back on the 28th by the way for those of you that can't be arsed working it out.

And be good for Grant please, no misbehaving or so God help me.

Barracks Roster #13

Officers: BlackOps, TheThing, Final2Legion, Obilisk745

Appointments: FFS, Thing, you're lucky you're still an officer. Hurry up with Ringo and co and get playing the game again.

Promotions: Congrats to Black-Ops, who has become the first General of the clan. Scetch is promoted to Sergeant.

Clan Members

Commander

BobbaQ - KillSwitch_Bob

General

Black-Ops - NGBlackOps

Colonel

Major

Captain

Lieutenant

Sergeant Major

Final2Legion - Unseen_Fury

Sergeant

DocSprite - DocSprite
IrishGun/Centurion-Ryan - Obilisk745
ShadowWest - ShadowWestNG
scetch00 - SketchyMidnight

Corporal

BlueFlameSkulls - BlueFlameSkulls
Dapper - JKDap
Hycran - Hycran
jtm17 - jtm17
TheThing - TheThingNG

Private

DarkRedFlame - DarkRedFlame
DarkSoldier - TheDark360
Fluffball - Kagamin_Hiragi
iatemexican - ToxPox
Jack - JackSawyer
TheAbysuss - TheAbysuss
TheUnknownVoice - theunknownvoice
Torkelson - Tork14
Trystlions - Trystlions
zazombehslaya - zazombehslaya
ZpLiNtEH - urbanzombehsl4y4

Hello gentlemen. General Black-Ops here.
So for the next 2 weeks I'll be in charge of the Newgrounds Killzone clan roster. Bob has told me that I am allowed to promote people who are playing the game often, but I feel it is not in my power to demote anyone for failing to play regular Killzone sessions.

Instead I'll be adding a temporary "Referral" section to the roster. I'll be doing my best to keep an eye on you all through the course of these two weeks. If I feel you aren't playing enough (if at all) during week 1 then you will be given a warning when the roster goes up. If your activity fails to improve significantly during the second week then you will be put in the Referral section and Bob will be notified when he returns. You may be demoted and/or lose officer status.

IrishGun, I already know of your YLoD case. Your position is safe.

However, efforts such as playing lots of Killzone, assisting in lots of clan games, reaching Brigade General and obtaining lots of medals will also be noted. <3

I Think I Should Be Promted Due To My Awesomeness with black ops today!

2vs2 elite bots

7-0, We Rule.

At 9/14/09 06:20 AM, Black-Ops wrote:

IrishGun, I already know of your YLoD case. Your position is safe.

I don't want to be an officer. :(

Seriously, I get about 2 hours of free time on average.

Also, please excuse me if I don't play much this week.

I'm trying to get back all of the stuff I lost. Currently downloading World at War Map Packs.

'352 Minutes Left'

'13%'

AWESOME MOMENT (well for me anyway)

Radec Academy, I'm playing as the ISA near the Helghast spawn. I activate my cloak, I throw a grenade, take out three people, then aim down my sniper rifle, shoot one guy and it kills him AND his buddy that was right behind him.

:D :D :D

also I got the Mechspert trophy from the campaign. just missing one secret trophy now.

Oh hi guys, just a quick hello from me. The sun is currently streaming down and I have an awesome view of the sea from my Grandad cousins' place. We're staying somewhere a bit further down up in the hills. The first night I was here I was full of fish, which I've missed as the food here is sweeeeet. Later you lovable sods ^^

At 9/16/09 07:35 AM, BobbaQ wrote: Oh hi guys, just a quick hello from me. The sun is currently streaming down and I have an awesome view of the sea from my Grandad cousins' place. We're staying somewhere a bit further down up in the hills. The first night I was here I was full of fish, which I've missed as the food here is sweeeeet. Later you lovable sods ^^

Hi Bob!!!

Spain sounds ace, I'd love to get out of the country and do something for a bit. Hope you're having fun. :3

Also, can you send us back a photo postcard that has a cartoon bodybuilder on a wall with the hole where the head is and...you know...?

Gentlemen! Today is roster day.
A bit of a disappointing turnout this week. Some of you have been asking me for games which is good while some of you haven't been making as much of an effort (although it has only been 5 days, maybe things will improve at the weekend).

I'll be posting the roster later on tonight. My fellow men, stay vigilant!

At 9/18/09 08:27 AM, Black-Ops wrote: Gentlemen! Today is roster day.

Black-Ops, I saw your message. I'll be up for some clan matches in the next couple of days although I can't find my head set at the moment - it is in my room somewhere. I might not be available tonight, but I'm free this weekend.

Alright! Let's do this. Apologies for no links, doing this before I go to bed.

Barracks Roster #14

Officers: BlackOps, TheThing, Final2Legion, Obilisk745

Promotions: No promotions this week. jtm17 has been putting in lots of effort after a long break from the game, so if he's reading this then keep up the good work and you will definitely be promoted next week.

Referrals: None

Clan Members

Commander

BobbaQ - KillSwitch_Bob

General

Black-Ops - NGBlackOps

Colonel

Major

Captain

Lieutenant

Sergeant Major

Final2Legion - Unseen_Fury

Sergeant

DocSprite - DocSprite
IrishGun/Centurion-Ryan - Obilisk745
ShadowWest - ShadowWestNG
scetch00 - SketchyMidnight

Corporal

BlueFlameSkulls - BlueFlameSkulls
Dapper - JKDap
Hycran - Hycran
jtm17 - jtm17
TheThing - TheThingNG

Private

DarkRedFlame - DarkRedFlame
DarkSoldier - TheDark360
Fluffball - Kagamin_Hiragi
iatemexican - ToxPox
Jack - JackSawyerTheAbysuss - TheAbysuss
TheUnknownVoice - theunknownvoice
Torkelson - Tork14

Goodnight!

Gentlemen, today is roster day.
Turnout hasn't improved since last week which I'm rather dismayed about, and consequentially I will be referring people. I'd like to get some clan games running today if possible, and this may be a chance for you to save yourself from a referral and almost certain demotion. Granted I haven't been able to attend to my duties as much, and if there's something I should be made aware of that has actually prevented you from playing then I'm ready to listen.

This isn't an official list, just some of my thoughts:

*jtm17, JKDap, your enthusiasm is commendable. Keep up the great work.

*Unseen, Obilisk, ShadowWest, Sketchy, haven't seen you around as often. I know some of you aren't on PSN as much but come on, help a sibling out chaps.

*BlueFlameSkulls, Hycran and TheThing, I haven't seen you touch the game for weeks and you all face referral unless you do something about it tonight.

Also, apologies for the shoddy roster last week, was feeling ill and rushed it before bedtime.

At 9/25/09 06:31 AM, Black-Ops wrote: *Unseen, Obilisk, ShadowWest, Sketchy, haven't seen you around as often. I know some of you aren't on PSN as much but come on, help a sibling out chaps.

Please excuse Unseen, ShadowWest and Sketchy.

* I <3 Unseen

* Sketchy's in a bad mood and has deleted everyone from Newgrounds on his PSN Friends List.

* ShadowWest has got the Yellow Light Of Death.

I'll be glad to help out with that 'going out with a bang' though.

Hi everyone. sorry about lack of roster. I'll get it done today.

I've been doing some thinking: everyone is super hyped about Modern Warfare 2 coming in 2 months time. What does this spell for Killzone 2 though? I suspect that the vast majority of you (including myself) will buy the game and join the future Newgrounds MW2 clan headed by HeavenDuff. Depending on people's reactions to the game then our clan could be very much dead. In it's place however, we could be a much stronger and active unit.

This is not only a local problem, but applies to all the other 'fun' clans on Killzone 2. While the hardcore players will remain behind and fight with each other, all the sort of clans that we stand a good chance against may all vanish, leaving behind their valor.

I'm thinking we need to take bigger risks with our valor. We need to get out there and grab lots of valor from those we are confident we can beat. The scenario depicted above means we are a clan with nothing to lose! >;)

What are your thoughts?

At 9/26/09 08:08 AM, Black-Ops wrote: The scenario depicted above means we are a clan with nothing to lose! >;)

But what if our clan remains active?

We'd be virtual peasants

D:

At 9/26/09 08:14 AM, IrishGun wrote:

At 9/26/09 08:08 AM, Black-Ops wrote: The scenario depicted above means we are a clan with nothing to lose! >;)

But what if our clan remains active?

We'd be virtual peasants

D:

You're right, though if we kept our valor above 100,000 then I'm sure we could still get people to take us seriously. We currently have 116510 valor, so we if split that up into 3 attempts, each worth 5,000 valor say, we could still hold our 100k clan status.

I wish Bob were around to offer his opinion...

*le sad* :c

I promised I'd do it, now here it is.

Barracks Roster #15

Officers: Black-Ops, TheThing, Final2Legion, Obilisk745

Promotions: Welcome to the clan Akkryls and Stretchysumo! Feel free to talk about anything Killzone related here, whether you have questions about the game or just want to let someone know of your accomplishments. Well done jtm17 and JKDap, you've both been promoted to Sergeant rank! :)

Referrals: Hycran, BlueFlameSkulls and TheThing, your activity has failed to meet satisfactory standards and you will be referred onto Killswitch_Bob for disciplinary action.

Clan Members

Commander

BobbaQ - KillSwitch_Bob

General

Black-Ops - NGBlackOps

Colonel

Major

Captain

Lieutenant

Sergeant Major

Final2Legion - Unseen_Fury

Sergeant

Dapper - JKDap
DocSprite - DocSprite
IrishGun - Obilisk745
jtm17 - jtm17
scetch00 - SketchyMidnight
ShadowWest - ShadowWestNG

Corporal

BlueFlameSkulls - BlueFlameSkulls
Hycran - Hycran
TheThing - TheThingNG

Private

Akkryls - Akkryls
DarkRedFlame - DarkRedFlame
DarkSoldier - TheDark360
Fluffball - Kagamin_Hiragi
iatemexican - ToxPox
Jack - JackSawyer
Stretchysumo - KittensWithBeer
TheAbysuss - TheAbysuss
TheUnknownVoice - theunknownvoice
Torkelson - Tork14
Trystlions - Trystlions
zazombehslaya - zazombehslaya
ZpLiNtEH - urbanzombehsl4y4

Goodnight!

Today we learned that mexicans are cheap bastards >:c

At 9/27/09 04:23 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Today we learned that mexicans are cheap bastards >:c

Oh man, that was a horrible day. We had to go into a 3v3 with just me and Stretchy, as the person originally meant to be the 3rd man had to leave. The people we were playing were so average that I was killing them all effortlessly, Stretchy went melee crazy and got them a whole bunch of times which was awesome. Then one of their guys lags out and we had a chance. On S&R we had 2 bags each and they just managed to get theirs . End result was 3-4. Sadly if we had a 3rd person we would have fucking ruined their shit, and probably the finalist clan too.

There's more, on the 2nd round I knew the clan leader and said we only had 2 guys. They agreed to a 2v2. While I was in the room I randomly get disconnected, it takes ages to disconnect me from the network and I wouldn't let me join when it should have. They went down to a 1v1. So Stretchy is winning until guess what? His PS3 freezes.

FUCK. >:(

OUR LEADER HAS RETURNED!

Well, I'm back from my holiday. Nice to see the clan is in one piece (thanks darling), and we're now 74-54 which is great. I'll be back playing properly when my head is straight.