It is with deep regret, and a heavy feeling in my heart, that I have been the one chosen to impart such terrifying information to you, Newgrounds. Today is jtm17's birthday...his 17th birthday. This is not a joyous occasion. It's not the time to +1 your postcount. It's not the time to post erotic cakes. It's not the time to bitch about having no birthday thread of your own, because today...is Judgement Day.
jtm17 had signed up to Newgrounds in 2007 to warn Newgrounds about this fateful day. Within the next 24 hours, the military defense A.I. you know as Skynet will become self aware. It's creators will unsuccessfully attempt to shut the system down, and the failed attack will be perceived as a threat to the system which will then release the United States entire nuclear payload into Russia, prompting the nuclear holocaust that will annihliate the human race.
How do I know all this? Well...he apparently told me one day when we were playing Nazi Zombies but this stupid kid kept screaming over him because we didn't save him and he had lost his Wunderwaffe. BUT THE POINT IS HE TRIED TO WARN YOU, NEWGROUNDS! Reprogrammed by the resistance, he traveled back through time on this day to the summer of 2007 to open your eyes as to what would become of Earth in less than three years time. He has made countless threads over the years, warning people of what would happen today, and time and time again he was dismissed by the completely oblivious moderators and staff as a spammer and an attention whore, who have left no trace behind of his messages to us.
You thought you had at least a couple of years to finish your latest animation epic, or find out what beer tastes like, or experience what it's like to have sex with a girl and a boy at the same time. Well the Mayans fucked up genius! The end is today! IT'S GAME OVER MAAAN, GAME OVER!
Happy birthday Joshy! :3 <3