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Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 10:03 AM Reply

It is with deep regret, and a heavy feeling in my heart, that I have been the one chosen to impart such terrifying information to you, Newgrounds. Today is jtm17's birthday...his 17th birthday. This is not a joyous occasion. It's not the time to +1 your postcount. It's not the time to post erotic cakes. It's not the time to bitch about having no birthday thread of your own, because today...is Judgement Day.

jtm17 had signed up to Newgrounds in 2007 to warn Newgrounds about this fateful day. Within the next 24 hours, the military defense A.I. you know as Skynet will become self aware. It's creators will unsuccessfully attempt to shut the system down, and the failed attack will be perceived as a threat to the system which will then release the United States entire nuclear payload into Russia, prompting the nuclear holocaust that will annihliate the human race.

How do I know all this? Well...he apparently told me one day when we were playing Nazi Zombies but this stupid kid kept screaming over him because we didn't save him and he had lost his Wunderwaffe. BUT THE POINT IS HE TRIED TO WARN YOU, NEWGROUNDS! Reprogrammed by the resistance, he traveled back through time on this day to the summer of 2007 to open your eyes as to what would become of Earth in less than three years time. He has made countless threads over the years, warning people of what would happen today, and time and time again he was dismissed by the completely oblivious moderators and staff as a spammer and an attention whore, who have left no trace behind of his messages to us.

You thought you had at least a couple of years to finish your latest animation epic, or find out what beer tastes like, or experience what it's like to have sex with a girl and a boy at the same time. Well the Mayans fucked up genius! The end is today! IT'S GAME OVER MAAAN, GAME OVER!

Happy birthday Joshy! :3 <3

Happy Birthday jtm17!!!


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 10:04 AM Reply

We deeply regret you Jt. Happy regretful birthday.


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 10:15 AM Reply

Hey, I remember meeting him at the London meet.

Happy Birthday jtm!


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 10:18 AM Reply

he was a cool dude..happy birthday you british cyborg


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 10:57 AM Reply

That was so beautiful.....

British Cyborgs are the best....


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 11:08 AM Reply

Josh is pretty cool, for a Southerner.

<3


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 11:09 AM Reply

We're all gonna die!

Unhappy birthday jtm17!

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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 11:16 AM Reply

You are now one year closer to death.

har har har.


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 11:37 AM Reply

He called me a Yank once in an NG PS3 MW2 party.

And I love him for that.


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 11:38 AM Reply

At 9/2/10 11:16 AM, Tianwell wrote: You are now one year closer to death.

har har har.

You idiot, his alloys will last at least another five centuries!


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 06:23 PM Reply

I LOVE YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH, ALL IN ONE LITTLE WAY THANKYOU FOR MAKING THIS CYBORG HUMMANOID THINGY ONE VERY HAPPY YOUNG MAN.

THIS WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX

BTW, ur all gunna die


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 06:25 PM Reply

Happy birthday


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 06:28 PM Reply

Happy birthday chap, remember seeing you at the London meet. HAI!

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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 06:34 PM Reply

Get behind my wolfness boys!

Rawr.

I will stop him. But before we go into this shit.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

It shall be your last.


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 2nd, 2010 @ 06:35 PM Reply

At 9/2/10 06:23 PM, jtm17 wrote: I LOVE YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH, ALL IN ONE LITTLE WAY THANKYOU FOR MAKING THIS CYBORG HUMMANOID THINGY ONE VERY HAPPY YOUNG MAN.

THIS WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX

BTW, ur all gunna die

If you're really fucking grateful then you'd save it.

Shove your birthday cake up your metallic ass. Go fuck yourself


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 3rd, 2010 @ 07:22 PM Reply

Grunt is forcing me to bump this thread D;

Regardless, HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY YOU SON OF A GUN <3


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 3rd, 2010 @ 07:25 PM Reply

Happy birthday!

Stanley, you turned the lights on too fast! You blinded the poor kid!

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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 3rd, 2010 @ 07:29 PM Reply

Hampstey Birmthdao?

No wait.

Hampy Firmway?

No wait.

Hansty birthclay?

No wait.

Hampster Worthless Bray

No now!

HAPPY BRITHDAY

Dammit!

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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 3rd, 2010 @ 07:30 PM Reply

LolWut?

Happy Birthday
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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 3rd, 2010 @ 07:55 PM Reply

Yo dawg i'm totally bumping this thread to wish you a late happy birthday <3


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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 3rd, 2010 @ 07:56 PM Reply

happy birthday man and have two more before 2012.

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Response to Happy Birthday jtm17!!! Sep. 4th, 2010 @ 05:45 AM Reply

At 9/3/10 07:22 PM, IrishGun wrote: Grunt is forcing me to bump this thread D;

Regardless, HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY YOU SON OF A GUN <3

Thank you for the bump :3

Love to you all....Again,,,,Maybe this time, i wont cut you all limb by limb you death shall be quick and painfull!


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