My parents/doctor say that i need a physical activity. Help me find one, please.
Note
- I'm not fat, or anything, i'm just lazy.
- I'm 5'11, and 160lbs.
- I don't like team sports
- I don't like sweating
- I live in Southern America, so no Skiing or ice anything.
Need Physical Activity.
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This thread is gonna go downhill very quickly....
Also: 20 push-ups a day will double your strength in 1 month.
Get out of newgrounds and do something for yourself. We are not responsible for your affairs and such.
At 2/9/09 08:13 PM, loogiesquared wrote: My parents/doctor say that i need a physical activity. Help me find one, please.
Note
Learn some marital art, you get exercise and you learn how to kick ass.
Cut off a body part and you will loose more weight :)
At 2/9/09 08:14 PM, shadowslayer1313 wrote: Oh lord, I sense some disturbing ideas about to come into the play.
I can hear the stampede!
i feared as much.
At 2/9/09 08:15 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: This thread is gonna go downhill very quickly....
here WE go.
Also: 20 push-ups a day will double your strength in 1 month.
great. that involves sweat.
At 2/9/09 08:16 PM, VenomoftheBlackRose wrote: Get out of newgrounds and do something for yourself. We are not responsible for your affairs and such.
WE? who do YOU represent?
At 2/9/09 08:16 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: Learn some marital art, you get exercise and you learn how to kick ass.
Good idea. i'm already a blue-belt in taw-kwon-do.
Right behind you
At 2/9/09 08:19 PM, knuxrouge wrote: Go stick'n.
....Err...
What?
Three words.
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Come get some.
At 2/9/09 08:15 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: This thread is gonna go downhill very quickly....
Also: 20 push-ups a day will double your strength in 1 month.
This, on top of 150 crunches, and at least a mile every week.
Sucks if you don't like sweat, if you need to get in shape, there's no way around this.
At 2/9/09 08:18 PM, RacistBassist wrote:At 2/9/09 08:15 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Also: 20 push-ups a day will double your strength in 1 month.That is such bullshit
Seconded. Complete bullshit. Unless you're pretty much incapable of doing push-ups in the first place.
Swimming is a good form of activity. Otherwise, learn to enjoy sweat, or prepare to die 10-20 years before your exercising cohorts.
Go running or biking. If you have a dog walk your dog more often.
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At 2/9/09 08:18 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Cut off a body part and you will loose more weight :)
Good idea, T_T
At 2/9/09 08:19 PM, Peacekid wrote: Go running
Good idea, but it's boring.
At 2/9/09 08:19 PM, knuxrouge wrote: Go stick'n.
Is it like masturbating? i do that already.
At 2/9/09 08:22 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Do yoga or pilates. It's fun and doesn't have to be particularly strenuous. Plus, being able to see your flexibility improve is pretty encouraging.
Seems embarrassing, but i'll think about it.
At 2/9/09 08:23 PM, Samen wrote: This, on top of 150 crunches, and at least a mile every week.
Sucks if you don't like sweat, if you need to get in shape, there's no way around this.
i don't want/need to be "in-shape" i just need to convince my parents that i'm working out.
At 2/9/09 08:24 PM, AntiangelicAngel wrote: Swimming is a good form of activity. Otherwise, learn to enjoy sweat, or prepare to die 10-20 years before your exercising cohorts.
I used to swim. it's "meh" to me now.
At 2/9/09 08:24 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Go running or biking. If you have a dog walk your dog more often.
Biking's a good idea.
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Just walk outside and hang out with your friends. Try to walk with your friends to your destination as much as possible, so you'll get some sort of physical activity.
That is, if you have any friends....
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At 2/9/09 08:19 PM, Peacekid wrote: Go runningGood idea, but it's boring.
Listen to an iPod whilst you run.
I'm gay for you.
Deal with sweating, god dammit.
Basketball.
Play hard.
At 2/9/09 08:16 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: Learn some marital art, you get exercise and you learn how to kick ass.
Yes, marital arts will really help. All that sex will get you fit real quick!
At 2/9/09 08:19 PM, loogiesquared wrote: great. that involves sweat.
How can you claim that you aren't lazy when you aren't willing to sweat?
Your doctor said to get in some physical activity, and that's what you need to do. The easiest physical activities are cardio, weight lifting, and martial arts. You already do martial arts, meaning that you can choose between weight lifting or cardio. Beggars can't be choosers.
Buy a Wii - problem solved.Hey, I could be a doctor!
At 2/9/09 08:26 PM, EnjoiLove wrote: Skateboarding. That's all I'm going to say.
i'll need to LEARN how to do that. i need something i could do in a month and learn easily.
At 2/9/09 08:34 PM, Envy wrote: Get a Wii fit.
lol joke
At 2/9/09 08:41 PM, ChaosProdigy wrote: Just walk outside and hang out with your friends. Try to walk with your friends to your destination as much as possible, so you'll get some sort of physical activity.
That is, if you have any friends....
i walk 1.5Mi home everyday with friends. pass.
At 2/9/09 08:43 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:Listen to an iPod whilst you run.At 2/9/09 08:19 PM, Peacekid wrote: Go runningGood idea, but it's boring.
How do i convince my mom that i'm "exercising"?
At 2/9/09 08:43 PM, LyricalRabbit wrote: Lolfap.
lolfail.
At 2/9/09 08:47 PM, DgsGaming wrote: Perhaps a sport of some sort, or jogging?
Running/Jogging wins the vote. But again:
How do i convince my mom that i'm "exercising"?
At 2/9/09 08:48 PM, OneLastCaress wrote: Deal with sweating, god dammit.
Basketball.
Play hard.
I'm not fat, i'm not lazy, i ust need to convince my mom i'm exercising with the least amount of effort possible.
At 2/9/09 08:55 PM, cast wrote: How about just taking a nice walk?
Are you into photography or art?
Running/Jogging wins the vote. But again:
How do i convince my mom that i'm "exercising"?
At 2/9/09 08:53 PM, ParadoxVoid wrote: Yes, marital arts will really help. All that sex will get you fit real quick!
T_o. i'm tring to be serious.
If you don't want to have to use weights or do running, try doing push-ups and/or crunches (sit-ups).
wow
it sounds to me like you are EXTREMELY lazy, you arent willing to sweat which only takes out, oh i dont know, EVERYTHING BUT SWIMMING, and you are a stubborn bastard (but im a stubborn bastard too, so i respect that)
At 2/9/09 09:31 PM, Achilles2 wrote:At 2/9/09 08:19 PM, loogiesquared wrote: great. that involves sweat.How can you claim that you aren't lazy when you aren't willing to sweat?
error, i claim that i AM lazy. it's in the 1st post.
Your doctor said to get in some physical activity, and that's what you need to do. The easiest physical activities are cardio, weight lifting, and martial arts. You already do martial arts, meaning that you can choose between weight lifting or cardio. Beggars can't be choosers.
i USED to do tkd, but i quit it. i also tried swimming, soccer.
At 2/9/09 09:37 PM, Inquizitor wrote: If you don't want to have to use weights or do running, try doing push-ups and/or crunches (sit-ups).
The question remains. Read my posts, please.
At 2/9/09 09:39 PM, CowGoMoo wrote: wow
it sounds to me like you are EXTREMELY lazy, you arent willing to sweat which only takes out, oh i dont know, EVERYTHING BUT SWIMMING,
been there. done that.
and you are a stubborn bastard (but im a stubborn bastard too, so i respect that)
ok. ._.
Ok serious then... I have no idea how heavy 160 lbs is in kg though, so I guess I'll assume you're not fat...
Anyway, you could try taking up Table Tennis somewhat seriously- it requires little running around, yet can be fairly active, and mainly relies on good hand-eye coordination, which I'm sure you have, at least.
At 2/9/09 09:47 PM, Sensationalism wrote:At 2/9/09 08:27 PM, loogiesquared wrote:Embarrassing? You just look like you're stretching.
i'll think about it.
At 2/9/09 09:49 PM, ParadoxVoid wrote: Ok serious then... I have no idea how heavy 160 lbs is in kg though, so I guess I'll assume you're not fat...
*cough* 80kg. (around that area)
Anyway, you could try taking up Table Tennis somewhat seriously- it requires little running around, yet can be fairly active, and mainly relies on good hand-eye coordination, which I'm sure you have, at least.
like i said, i live in THIS general region.
