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Could this work?

Now you're thinking with portals

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Yeah it can.

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Standing on your own feet?
Brilliant.


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Next you have to do standing on your head.

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It could work. But it might hurt.

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At 12/1/08 01:37 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Next you have to do standing on your head.

You'd need a room exactly your height.

Now you're thinking with portals

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At 12/1/08 01:34 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: Could this work?

In a way no it wouldn't, because your legs would just be getting further and further apart and then if that stick person is a guy something terrible could happen!

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Could you have buttsex with yourself?
SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'

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no you will be split in two down the middle and the place will blow up


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Get a rope and put it in the portal, and tie one end to the other. What would happen if you shot another portal?

Now you're thinking with portals

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I deduce it could not.

Now you're thinking with portals

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At 12/1/08 02:04 PM, TheBloxMaster wrote: Get a rope and put it in the portal, and tie one end to the other. What would happen if you shot another portal?

The rope would break.

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At 12/1/08 01:59 PM, Hoodis wrote: Could you have buttsex with yourself?
SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'

Well there are um.....certain pictures you can find if you look.

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At 12/1/08 02:14 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:59 PM, Hoodis wrote: Could you have buttsex with yourself?
SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'
Well there are um.....certain pictures you can find if you look.

Care to link?
If you put NSFW before it you don't get banned!

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At 12/1/08 02:19 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 12/1/08 02:14 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:59 PM, Hoodis wrote: Could you have buttsex with yourself?
SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'
Well there are um.....certain pictures you can find if you look.
Care to link?
If you put NSFW before it you don't get banned!

just trust the guy, please. i've seen the pics and they were...unpleasent...

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not a blank post

Now you're thinking with portals

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At 12/1/08 01:59 PM, Hoodis wrote: Could you have buttsex with yourself?
SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'

It's complicated but I did it.

Now you're thinking with portals

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Go fuck yourself :D
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At 12/1/08 02:25 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote: It's complicated but I did it.

Suppose you keep falling that way. That would be an awesome sight.

You could also suck yourself off.

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At 12/1/08 02:25 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:59 PM, Hoodis wrote: Could you have buttsex with yourself?
SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'
It's complicated but I did it.

Sticing your penis in your ass is not having buttsex with yourself.
You have to move it back and forth.

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Damn guys, you are killin' me

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You don't have to stand in the center to stand on your own feet.
Because a portal is or a 3D reflection of you or a worm hole.

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At 12/1/08 02:19 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 12/1/08 02:14 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:59 PM, Hoodis wrote: Could you have buttsex with yourself?
SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'
Well there are um.....certain pictures you can find if you look.
Care to link?
If you put NSFW before it you don't get banned!

I got banned for linking to an nsfw image one time(and yes i labeled it as being nsfw)so no dice,surely you know how to search on google?

I'm a dragon
BoshansStudios made this awesome sig.
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Ha ha. Sniffing own arse

Now you're thinking with portals


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in theory, yes it would work.

Your feet would provide a surface to stand on, but it would be damn funny to see someone fall through portals endlessly. Once they reach terminal velocity shoot a portal straight down at the base of a cliff, see if they make it to the top


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It would be hard considering your center of balance is between the portals and you are trying to keep your feet still. It is still possible though.

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At 12/1/08 02:27 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:
At 12/1/08 02:25 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote: It's complicated but I did it.
Suppose you keep falling that way. That would be an awesome sight.

You could also suck yourself off.

Sucking yourself off you say?

Now you're thinking with portals

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Go fuck yourself :D
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At 12/1/08 02:39 PM, Cur1y wrote: It would be hard considering your center of balance is between the portals and you are trying to keep your feet still. It is still possible though.

Suppose your legs would snap just because of the weight and the aphysicality of it. Seriously Auch
what would happen if you shoot two portals onto eachother and jump through?

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At 12/1/08 02:45 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:
At 12/1/08 02:39 PM, Cur1y wrote:
what would happen if you shoot two portals onto eachother and jump through?

You can't,the portals need a flat surface to work.

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At 12/1/08 01:52 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:37 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Next you have to do standing on your head.
You'd need a room exactly your height.

That wouldn't work - you'd just keep falling and falling and falling.


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At 12/1/08 02:53 PM, Rig wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:52 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:37 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Next you have to do standing on your head.
You'd need a room exactly your height.
That wouldn't work - you'd just keep falling and falling and falling.

And eventually break your head.

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