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Reviews for "Guy of My Dreams"

hmm interesting but

i couldnt seem to pick up the girls. Glitch!

Great game!

@jacobme: obvious troll is obvious

I can tell you put lots of effort into this game, and I look forward to seeing more of your work. Congrats on the Frontpage!

Unrealistic

The game was short, and there was no challenge to it really. It was just your running around collecting such and trying to get a better boyfriend. I rated 2 stars by the end, at age 50. Um.. That doesn't seem right. But, anyways, I collected every item, and I got a 2 star? How am I supposed to get a higher rating? Lose boyfriends and get new ones? Didn't understand that. I thought that if you have a good boyfriend, and keep him for a long time, that just goes to show that they are loyal and you are good together. Losing boyfriends isn't a good thing, especially when it happens nonstop, like in the game. So.. if there was somewhat of a challenge, and it was a little more.. well, made sense, I'd probably rate it higher, but it isn't that fun or entertaining. Only played to review it. Sorry to be the low rater, but I'm not going to rate high just because you put your hard work into something that.. wasn't that good.

achievements are cruel things.

the concept was, err, intriguing, and presented pretty well in the game. the game itself wasn't so hard, just a nice arcade-style game to pass the time. so yeah, high scores will make you play again. and the achievements moreso.

Family Man, Yay! Slob? I can handle that...

but MURDERER?!?!?! WTF man?! WTF?! It seemed like every guy I dated on this game was "Good +6, Good +3..." And right when you think you're going to get something much much better, you get "MURDERER -15" >:( Insane... but great game!

Now for teh realz review. I gotta say, despite all the stereotypes given to men about being shallow dicks and such *cough* along with murderers *cough*, this game was actually really fun to play. Admittedly, it was a bit too "girly" for my taste, but it was one of those games where the large amount of estrogen doesn't really take away the masculine qualities of the game... if there are any.

Honestly, I am soo doped up on pain-killers (prescribed of course) that I can't really make any sense. So excuse me if I happen to sound somewhat inebriated and/or make absolutely no sense. The game was awesome!