i cried when i read this
Once upon a time, there was a penis kingdom called penisland. Everything was peaceful in penisland until one day a penis creature called penis attacked. penis had the penis of a/an penis and the penis of a/an penis. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one penis knight to save penisland, and that knight's name was penis. As soon as penis heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky penis armor and started riding his penis to penis's lair. He took his penis penisblast and penised the beast's penis. The beast screamed PENIS!!! And then penised at penis almost killing him. penis used his last bit of energy to penising penis away. Thanks to penis, the kingdom of penisland was saved and penis and the princess lived happily ever after.