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Reviews for "Make Your Own Story!!!"

spaceman parappa

lazer microphones?

Its awesome look at mine!

Once upon a time, there was a Humpish kingdom called Humperland. Everything was peaceful in Humperland until one day a Weird creature called MeowMix! attacked. MeowMix! had the Butt of a/an Leabra and the Nipple of a/an Liger. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Retarded knight to save Humperland, and that knight's name was Humper. As soon as Humper heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Pink armor and started riding his Gorilla to MeowMix!'s lair. He took his Migetish Bannana and Humped the beast's Head. The beast screamed OMG A CAT!!!! And then Sucked at Humper almost killing him. Humper used his last bit of energy to Hump MeowMix! away. Thanks to Humper, the kingdom of Humperland was saved and Humper and the princess lived happily ever after.

good game .here is my story:

Once upon a time, there was a gay kingdom called vagville. Everything was peaceful in vagville until one day a dull creature called NoPenisTim attacked. NoPenisTim had the cock of a/an duck and the arm of a/an zebra. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one round knight to save vagville, and that knight's name was cockuhlius. As soon as cockuhlius heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky pink armor and started riding his yoshi to NoPenisTim's lair. He took his nooby gun and rolled the beast's hand. The beast screamed Fuck!!! And then jumped at cockuhlius almost killing him. cockuhlius used his last bit of energy to hump NoPenisTim away. Thanks to cockuhlius, the kingdom of vagville was saved and cockuhlius and the princess lived happily ever after.

funny story

Once upon a time, there was a sexy ass kingdom called Shit-Shire. Everything was peaceful in Shit-Shire until one day a fuking gay creature called Bonerius attacked. Bonerius had the penis of a/an elephant and the boob of a/an porn star. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one ass cracky knight to save Shit-Shire, and that knight's name was Sir Fukius. As soon as Sir Fukius heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky poop color armor and started riding his cock suck to Bonerius's lair. He took his nooby umbrella and fucked the beast's cock. The beast screamed motha fuka!!! And then banged at Sir Fukius almost killing him. Sir Fukius used his last bit of energy to shank Bonerius away. Thanks to Sir Fukius, the kingdom of Shit-Shire was saved and Sir Fukius and the princess lived happily ever after.

This is the funniest shit ever!

u years ago, in a campsite in My penus, a/an Bitchy camper named RicoSuave had the adventure of his life. It all began in one skanky morning when RicoSuave was hunting ur ass. He heard a poop roar louder than any ur as he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same poop roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an sexy creature with 69 fur. RicoSuave knew this had to be the sexy Bigfoot. RicoSuave had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby ur cock. He started to think of anal sex, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and had sex at RicoSuave. Holy shit ur mom, yelled RicoSuave, as the 69 beast reached him. RicoSuave was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of RicoSuave around that campsite in My penus.