Reviews for "Make Your Own Story!!!"

Once upon a time, there was a Ugly kingdom called Jogaynost. Everything was peaceful in Jogaynost until one day a Fast creature called Deviluso attacked. Deviluso had the Arm of a/an Wolf and the Butt of a/an Cat. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Creepy knight to save Jogaynost, and that knight's name was Corlinto. As soon as Corlinto heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Pink armor and started riding his Snake to Deviluso's lair. He took his Fat Buttdildo and Drowned the beast's Thumb. The beast screamed Jabla fita!!! And then Eated at Corlinto almost killing him. Corlinto used his last bit of energy to Fly Deviluso away. Thanks to Corlinto, the kingdom of Jogaynost was saved and Corlinto and the princess lived happily ever after. XD MY GOD THIS IS SO FUCKED UP

The Space Mission:
In the year 3069A.D. Spaceman Spacefuck from planet Shittytown was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 69! He was going so fast that he didn't see the white planet right from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the white planet dragged his shitty ship and crashed it. Spaceman Spacefuck knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer shitsword. Luckily, there was a/an crappy military base nearby. Spacefuck sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying flying car behind some crates of dildos. Before he could ride flying car back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of kittens attack a baby pony. Spacefuck pulled out his lazer shitsword an beat the FUCK out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. Spacefuck got on the vehicle and flew away. BOOM!!! All that was left from the plant was white dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an high death from the explosion. Spaceman Spacefuck became a hero in Shittytown and was worshipped for many years.
What in the actual fuck just happened...
Whatever, still awesome. 5/5

Once upon a time, there was a Knight kingdom called Solamnus. Everything was peaceful in Solamnus until one day a Dark Elf creature called Takhisis attacked. Takhisis had the Chest of a Wolf and the Wings of a Dragon. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Dark knight to save Solamnus, and that knight's name was Huma. As soon as Huma heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Silver armor and started riding his Horse to Takhisis's lair. He took his Thu'um Holy Sword and Slashed the beast's Leg. The beast screamed Fuck!!! And then Bit at Huma almost killing him. Huma used his last bit of energy to Dark Power Takhisis away. Thanks to Huma, the kingdom of Solamnus was saved and Huma and the princess lived happily ever after.

Fun game, though the punctuation was off due to the nonsense I put into the empty boxes.
Bigfoot story

69 years ago, in a campsite in Faggotvile, a/an poo camper named Faggot had the adventure of his life. It all began in one fuck morning when Faggot was hunting rhinos. He heard a chicken roar louder than any rhino he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same chicken roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an tickle creature with pink fur. Faggot knew this had to be the tickle Bigfoot. Faggot had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby poo. He started to think of poo, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and fucked at Faggot. Holy watermelon elephant, yelled Faggot, as the pink beast reached him. Faggot was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of Faggot around that campsite in Faggotvile.