69 years ago, in a campsite in dick, a/an the camper named johndafuck had the adventure of his life. It all began in one a morning when johndafuck was hunting lions. He heard a the roar louder than any lion he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same the roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an a creature with red fur. johndafuck knew this had to be the a Bigfoot. johndafuck had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby shithole. He started to think of spermballs, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and fucked at johndafuck. Holy i love you kitten, yelled johndafuck, as the red beast reached him. johndafuck was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of johndafuck around that campsite in dick.