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Reviews for "Make Your Own Story!!!"

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Once upon a time, there was a 'Tarded kingdom called 1337 Base. Everything was peaceful in 1337 Base until one day a Fucked creature called n44b attacked. n44b had the Bobbiez of a/an Cow and the Dick of a/an Horse. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one n00bish knight to save 1337 Base, and that knight's name was Pr0 hax0R. As soon as Pr0 hax0R heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Pink armor and started riding his Doggie to n44b's lair. He took his l33t BANner and Pwned the beast's Dick. The beast screamed OMFG! GTFO!!! And then cummed at Pr0 hax0R almost killing him. Pr0 hax0R used his last bit of energy to Fuck n44b away. Thanks to Pr0 hax0R, the kingdom of 1337 Base was saved and Pr0 hax0R and the princess lived happily ever after.

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Once upon a time, there was a Sexy kingdom called Noobland. Everything was peaceful in Noobland until one day a Slutty creature called Shitbag attacked. Shitbag had the Crotch of a/an Deer and the Ass Crack of a/an Womb. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Crappy knight to save Noobland, and that knight's name was CoolGuy. As soon as CoolGuy heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Green armor and started riding his Vomit to Shitbag's lair. He took his Groiny Chainsaw and shitted the beast's Urine. The beast screamed FUCK!!!!! And then pissed at CoolGuy almost killing him. CoolGuy used his last bit of energy to rape Shitbag away. Thanks to CoolGuy, the kingdom of Noobland was saved and CoolGuy and the princess lived happily ever after.

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In the year 3075A.D. Spaceman Harrison from planet France was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 34! He was going so fast that he didn't see the aquamarine planet Northeast from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the aquamarine planet dragged his gay ship and crashed it. Spaceman Harrison knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer scalpel. Luckily, there was a/an supine military base nearby. Harrison sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying motorcycle behind some crates of safety pins. Before he could ride motorcycle back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of barracudas attack a baby badger. Harrison pulled out his lazer scalpel an beat the mofo out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. Harrison got on the vehicle and flew away. Shazam!!!! All that was left from the plant was aquamarine dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an flurescent death from the explosion. Spaceman Harrison became a hero in France and was worshipped for many years.

My Story

Once upon a time, there was a super kingdom called 3000000000. Everything was peaceful in 3000000000 until one day a fighter creature called GannonOrc attacked. GannonOrc had the Super of a/an Horse and the Lethal of a/an Orc Horse. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one masterly knight to save 3000000000, and that knight's name was Alex. As soon as Alex heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Black armor and started riding his DemonHorse to GannonOrc's lair. He took his ultramastr Long Sword and led the beast's Ultra. The beast screamed STUPIDGUY!!!! And then red at Alex almost killing him. Alex used his last bit of energy to punch GannonOrc away. Thanks to Alex, the kingdom of 3000000000 was saved and Alex and the princess lived happily ever after.

NICE

that was fun