Once upon a time, there was a 'Tarded kingdom called 1337 Base. Everything was peaceful in 1337 Base until one day a Fucked creature called n44b attacked. n44b had the Bobbiez of a/an Cow and the Dick of a/an Horse. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one n00bish knight to save 1337 Base, and that knight's name was Pr0 hax0R. As soon as Pr0 hax0R heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Pink armor and started riding his Doggie to n44b's lair. He took his l33t BANner and Pwned the beast's Dick. The beast screamed OMFG! GTFO!!! And then cummed at Pr0 hax0R almost killing him. Pr0 hax0R used his last bit of energy to Fuck n44b away. Thanks to Pr0 hax0R, the kingdom of 1337 Base was saved and Pr0 hax0R and the princess lived happily ever after.