forgive the racist comment
Once upon a time, there was a quick kingdom called hyrule. Everything was peaceful in hyrule until one day a bright creature called John attacked. John had the Penis of a/an Penguin and the Vagina of a/an Turtle. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Stench knight to save hyrule, and that knight's name was Anthony. As soon as Anthony heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky White armor and started riding his Fox to John's lair. He took his Huge Chakram and farted the beast's Fist. The beast screamed N****r!!! And then stabbed at Anthony almost killing him. Anthony used his last bit of energy to fly John away. Thanks to Anthony, the kingdom of hyrule was saved and Anthony and the princess lived happily ever after.