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Once upon a time, there was a dark kingdom called Stockholm. Everything was peaceful in Stockholm until one day a smart creature called Brutus attacked. Brutus had the fist of a/an chicken and the foot of a/an puma. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one demonic knight to save Stockholm, and that knight's name was Gabriel. As soon as Gabriel heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky purple armor and started riding his owl to Brutus's lair. He took his summoning staff and climbed the beast's face. The beast screamed mothafukka!!! And then clawed at Gabriel almost killing him. Gabriel used his last bit of energy to bludgeon Brutus away. Thanks to Gabriel, the kingdom of Stockholm was saved and Gabriel and the princess lived happily ever after.

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Once upon a time, there was a Ugly kingdom called Tri-State. Everything was peaceful in Tri-State until one day a Weird creature called Dr.Doof attacked. Dr.Doof had the Nose of a/an Platypus and the Ear of a/an Dog. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Bored knight to save Tri-State, and that knight's name was Perry. As soon as Perry heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Black armor and started riding his Rabbit to Dr.Doof's lair. He took his Gay M16 and Killed the beast's Arm. The beast screamed Sh**!!! And then Pwned at Perry almost killing him. Perry used his last bit of energy to Shoot Dr.Doof away. Thanks to Perry, the kingdom of Tri-State was saved and Perry and the princess lived happily ever after.

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52 years ago, in a campsite in china, a/an gun camper named fart had the adventure of his life. It all began in one eggs morning when fart was hunting cats. He heard a pie roar louder than any cat he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same pie roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an fly creature with red fur. fart knew this had to be the fly Bigfoot. fart had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby box. He started to think of pie, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and fred at fart. Holy crap axylotel, yelled fart, as the red beast reached him. fart was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of fart around that campsite in china.

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Once upon a time, there was a quick kingdom called hyrule. Everything was peaceful in hyrule until one day a bright creature called John attacked. John had the Penis of a/an Penguin and the Vagina of a/an Turtle. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Stench knight to save hyrule, and that knight's name was Anthony. As soon as Anthony heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky White armor and started riding his Fox to John's lair. He took his Huge Chakram and farted the beast's Fist. The beast screamed N****r!!! And then stabbed at Anthony almost killing him. Anthony used his last bit of energy to fly John away. Thanks to Anthony, the kingdom of hyrule was saved and Anthony and the princess lived happily ever after.

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1 years ago, in a campsite in penisland, a/an dickhead camper named gaybo had the adventure of his life. It all began in one cunt morning when gaybo was hunting dickmonkeys. He heard a bitch roar louder than any dickmonkey he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same bitch roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an whore creature with pink fur. gaybo knew this had to be the whore Bigfoot. gaybo had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby dick. He started to think of dick&balls, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and shitted at gaybo. Holy Fuck you! dickyfish, yelled gaybo, as the pink beast reached him. gaybo was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of gaybo around that campsite in penisland.