har har har!
Once upon a time, there was a dark kingdom called Stockholm. Everything was peaceful in Stockholm until one day a smart creature called Brutus attacked. Brutus had the fist of a/an chicken and the foot of a/an puma. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one demonic knight to save Stockholm, and that knight's name was Gabriel. As soon as Gabriel heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky purple armor and started riding his owl to Brutus's lair. He took his summoning staff and climbed the beast's face. The beast screamed mothafukka!!! And then clawed at Gabriel almost killing him. Gabriel used his last bit of energy to bludgeon Brutus away. Thanks to Gabriel, the kingdom of Stockholm was saved and Gabriel and the princess lived happily ever after.